Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 17 will premiere some time this fall and, with the release of a brand new clip from upcoming episodes, E! wants all viewers to rest assured:
It will be as scripted and staged as every other season of this continually popular smash hit.
You know, just in case you feared otherwise.
In the footage featured here, Khloe Kardashian and Kylie Jenner are in Napa with their loved ones when Kris Jenner just happens to get up and leave the room.
This prompts Khloe to totally naturally bring up the topic of Jordyn Woods, Kylie’s former best friend who is now persona non grata around this family because she kissed Tristan Thompson several months ago.
Back when Tristan was still dating Khloe, of course.
“I think that this whole Jordyn situation needed to happen for a reason,” Kylie says in response. “For me, for her, for you, for everybody.”
The emotional and explosive Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 16 finale focused on the fallout from this scandal, with Khloe yelling and screaming and breaking down in a tear-filled mess.
It actually was sort of powerful television.
What you see in the clip here, conversely, is not.
“She was my security blanket,” Kyle continues of Woods, adidng: “She lived with me, we did everything together. I just felt like, oh, I have Jordyn, I don’t need anything else.”
Not sounding at all like she’s reading through a well-honed script, Kylie goes on:
“I feel like there’s a part of me that needed to grow without her. Sometimes people are there for certain reasons at certain times in your life and then not there for others.”
According to numerous outlets, Jenner kicked Woods out of her guest house after the cheating scandal broke and has now severed all ties with the Instagram model.
“I really respect in you that you’re really good at being calm even when you probably do want to scream at someone,” Khloe tells her half-sister in this scene, heaping the praise on very strong as follows:
“I think it’s just because you’re so confident and secure with who you are, which is so wonderful,” Khloe concludes.
E! has not yet announced a premiere date for Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 17.
But you can get a look at the revealing actions and conversations to come now.
CHECK OUT THIS CLIP!
The two most famous couples in the world met in London on Sunday night, July 14.
We’re barely even exaggerating here, as Meghan Markle and Prince Harry made their red carpet debut at the European premiere of The Lion King remake this weekend.
And just who did they meet at this event?
None other than Beyonce and Jay-Z!!!!!!!!
Why were they in attendance?
Because Beyonce is the voice of Nala in this film and because the star-studded celebration was actually held in support of Harry’s ongoing conservation work and his service on behalf of communities near endangered wildlife in Africa.
But enough preamble, right?
Scroll down for a look at the epic introduction!
1. Bow Down, Folks
2. About Time, Right?
3. Meghan Hugs Beyonce!
4. What are They Saying?!?
5. The Ultimate Meeting
6. The Duke and the Queen
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
This cliche rings especially true at the moment for Jenelle Evans and Farrah Abraham, neither of whom is a member of the Teen Mom franchise any longer…
… yet both of whom are slinging insults back and forth as if MTV cameras are rolling right along for a new season.
The crux of the latest beef?
Abraham remarking on Jenelle’s ongoing custody and parenting struggles… and Jenelle firing back in regard to the way in which Farrah now earns a paycheck.
Scroll down to see how personal things have turned once again between one ex-reality star who was fired for making porn and another who was fired for being an awful mother:
1. Jenelle Just Got Her Kids Back
2. Hooray for Me!
3. Jenelle’s Statement:
4. Still, The Debate Rages On
5. Farrah Abraham Has Some Thoughts on This
6. The Wrong Decision
It’s Fantasy Suite Weeeeek!
So Hannah intones at the outset of the revealing Bachelorette preview featured here, in which she:
1. Kisses many men.
2. Is told by many men that they love her.
3. Totally and complete and finally puts Luke Parker in his sexist place.
The entire season has basically been building to this episode, as Parker has said on numerous occasions that Brown is essentially his and only his and that he gets angry any time she gets close to any other suitor and she best not have actually slept with any of these other suitors.
Seriously. The guy sucks so very much.
In the preview on this page, Jed – who is a cheater and also sucks! – tells Hannah that he wants the truth about her feelings for Luke and that he doesn’t “I think Luke needs to be an option any longer.”
Hannah looks pretty taken aback by this statement.
“Next week, I could potentially be getting down on a knee, asking my future wife to marry me,” Luke himself says at one point, prying to then saying to Brown over dinner:
“Let’s talk about sex. And let’s say you have had sex with one or more of these guys, I’d completely remove myself from this relationship.”
Ummm… excuse you, dude?!?
Thankfully, Hannah doesn’t let Luke get away with this nonsense.
After dealing with his possessive tendencies for far too long now, Hannah at last lets loose on Luke, telling him exactly what he can do with his boorish opinions.
“You don’t own me. You don’t get to decide what I can and can’t do,” she says to the early front-runner, prior to seemingly putting him in a car and then delivering this kicker:
I have had sex and, honestly, Jesus still loves me.
Hannah’s enjoyment of intercourse and the fact that she slept with some guy in a windmill has garnered a great deal of attention over the past few weeks.
A lot of this attention has unfortunately been negative, but at least some famous folks out there are standing up for The Bachelorette.
Does Hannah actually send Luke home?
You can find out now by visiting our section of The Bachelorette spoilers…
… and/or you can check out the teaser here just to get a taste of what’s on tap.
Farrah Abraham is no longer a member of the Teen Mom franchise.
The polarizing ex-reality star was fired well over a year ago due to her refusal to stop filming soft porn videos.
But this doesn’t mean Abraham doesn’t still have opinions on the Teen Mom franchise, especially when two prominent members of that franchise have recently been in the news.
Jenelle Evans just regained custody of her kids after losing them for several weeks due to the dangerous environment she’s created at home.
Amber Portwood, meanwhile, may now lose custody of her young son after getting arrested on felony assault charges.
Where does Abraham stand on these women and what has gone wrong for them?
The disgraced star was asked this question by TMZ and was very happy to provide a few answers…