Catelynn Lowell to Farrah Abraham: Stay the Eff Away from Teen Mom!

Farrah Abraham has the rumor mill churning at record pace.

The former Teen Mom OG cast member has alleged in a new podcast interview that she’s sort of on the verge of a return to the franchise.

According to Farrah (keep the source in mind, okay?), she has met with MTV executives and is open to returning to the show — under one major condition.

What is this condition?

Is there any way we can trust Farrah’s word?

And what does Catelynn Lowell have to say about this possibility?

You’re moments away from all the answers!

1. Wait, What is Going on Here?

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Abraham is really coming back to Teen Mom OG? After she got fired for starring in way too many amateur porn videos?

2. It Seems Unlikely

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But try telling that to Abraham, who went on a Radar Online podcast a few days ago and strongly teased this possibility.

3. What the Heck Did She Say?

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“I go out now with the executives of Teen Mom and I hang out with producers,” she said on this podcast. “Things must be my way or I don’t come back. I don’t share my seasons with newbies. I’ll come back if it’s OG all the way.”

4. This is Quite the Take

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Farrah isn’t just saying she may come back, she’s trying to actually set the terms of this comeback.

5. And What Do These Terms Include?

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The firing of Cheyenne Floyd, who took over as one of Farrah’s replacements on this past season.

6. What Beef Does She Have with Cheyenne Floyd?

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Don’t worry. Farrah is happy to tell you.

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Kim Kardashian Thinks Kourtney is a "F-cking Fake Humanitarian Hoe"

DING! DING!

It’s about to be very much on between Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian on the new season of their family’s hit reality show.

We’ve already documented one fight the sisters will apparently get in on an upcoming episode — and now we’re here with footage from an even more explosive throwdown.

In a clip from this Sunday’s all-new Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kim and Kourtney both share their sides of the story following their latest argument.

As was previously teased (see link above), Kim thinks her older sister has been stealing her style and isn’t exactly happy about it.

Unfortunately, this feud comes at a very bad time because the loved ones are en route to an event honoring the late Robert Kardashian.

Awkward!

“Kim and I just got into the biggest fight. She was just going so crazy. She’s sending me the meanest text messages, you would die,” Kourtney first tells friend Sarah Howard over the phone, adding:

“She’s like, ‘You’re the biggest ungrateful bitch.’ So, then I said, ‘God! You’re such a petty woman.'”

According to Kourtney, Kim alleges that the 40-year-old’s stylist “pulled the nastiest clothes” for the latter’s birthday party.

In an attempt to ease the tension between her relatives, Khloe Kardashian makes a joke about the ongoing spat… and it doesn’t accomplish her goal.

As for the former Ray J sex tape star?

She vents to Kris Jenner about the fight with Kourtney, saying to her mother in the footage featured here:

“Basically, I got into the biggest fight with Kourtney today because she just is such a bitch. Like, on another level. So, I called Kourtney and Kourtney like screamed at me on the phone.”

“Screamed at you?” Jenner replied in total shock, almost as if this entire conversation had not been scripted ahead of time.

Meanwhile, back in Kourtney and Khloe’s car, the Poosh.com founder explains how she told Kim to sort out her priorities.

“I said, ‘You’re going to school to become a lawyer and help the world and these are the kinds of problems you have?'” Kourntey recounts.

“And she’s like, ‘You’re really a miserable human being and you keep not understanding the issue because you, all of a sudden, turn into such a humanitarian and talk about the world’s issues — which you’ve not contributed one ounce to the world.'”

(Editor’s note: It really is true. Kim has claimed she wants to go to law school in order to continue pushing for nationwide prison reform.)

Kim’s response?

You may wanna shield your children’s eyes before reading it.

“You f–kin’ fake humanitarian hoe. I actually do s–t for the world and you f–king fake it all day long,” she yells.

“And act like, ‘Oh! There’s people dying, Kim.’ And what the f–k are you doing about it? So, shut the f–k up.”

Keeping Up with the Kardashians returns with a new episode on Sunday, September 15 at 9/8c.

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Kylie Jenner Playboy Cover: Revealed, Very Busty!

Kylie Jenner is officially taking after half-sister Kim Kardashian…

… by taking off all her clothes for Playboy.

About 12 years after Kim made headlines for going full-on birthday suit in the pages of this men’s magazine, Kylie has now gone ahead and done the same thing.

Down below, we’ve posted the makeup mogul’s first-ever Playboy cover, along with other images from this nearly-naked spread and some VERY candid quotes about her sex life with Travis Scott.

Ready for the reveal? Let’s do this!

1. The Tease

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Both Playboy and Kylie got fans excited for this pictorial when they released the nude image above on Instagram.

2. Coming Together

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“When Houston meets LA .. @playboy #ComingSoon,” Kylie simply wrote as a caption to the photo, referencing both her hometown and that of Scott.

3. And Now Here’s the Cover…

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Trust us, this is Kylie. Don’t you recognize her cleavage?

4. Dry Leg Humping

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Come hither, huh? Kylie does her best to seduce both the camera and Travis Scott’s leg in this Playboy photo.

5. She Also Goes Totally Nude

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But doesn’t reveal absolutely EVERYthing, as you can see here.

6. Why Did She Do This?

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This is what she told Travis Scott in the cover story: “I love what playboy is doing right now creatively, and when you presented me with the idea — that you would be behind the cover and creative direction and be in control of the images — I thought it was a perfect fit, because I trust you and your vision.”

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