Jenelle Evans: David Killing My Dog Brought Us Closer Together!

Jenelle Evans and David Eason are totally in love and their marriage is stronger than ever.

And if you don’t understand that, well, then you just don’t get how your husband murdering your dog and getting your kids taken away from you can really light that fire.

Sorry you never had to go through such a good relationship building exercise.

In a new interview, the Easons are telling everyone all about how blissful they are these days, just months after he grabbed her dog, beat it a little, then shot it with a shotgun.

#Goals, right?

1. Ugh

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Jenelle and David … they’re just so insanely awful, right?

2. The Pain

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Like to the point where it kind of hurts to even think about how they’re real people, you know?

3. Wish We Could Be Better

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But just like it’s impossible to look away from a train wreck, we just can’t help but keep up with these two monsters.

4. Of Course

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And so here we are.

5. Exciting Times

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So this has been a very big week for Jenelle, right? She finally launched her cosmetics line that nobody cares about, and she’s been doing a whole, whole lot to promote it.

6. Sorry, Girl

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She had that launch that no one cared about in New York, and she and David have been wandering around random events, trying to get people to pay attention to them.

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Jenelle Evans vs. the World: Her Greatest "Hits" Collection!

If there’s one thing we know about Jenelle Evans of Teen Mom 2 fame, it’s that she never backs down from a confrontation.

Never, dude.

Sometimes this means a war of words, other times actual violence against those who incur the Carolina Hurricane’s wrath.

Blow, ‘Cane.

Here, THG’s taking a trip down memory lane and relived some of her most turbulent, and violent, moments over the years.

Boyfriends, fiances, husbands, girlfriends, producers, random people talkin’ s–t … her own family and pets. No one is safe. 

NO one.

1. Jenelle Beats the Ever-Loving Crap Out of Britany Truett

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Savage. Evans was caught on video absolutely annihilating Britany Truett in Oak Branch, N.C., in 2011. She was later arrested after the video surfaced and charged with assault. Deservedly so, given the extent of this beat down. Truett says Jenelle came at her in a fit of jealousy after Evans’ sometime boyfriend Kieffer Delp was flirting with Truett; Delp was arrested the same day as the fight for cocaine possession.

2. Jenelle’s Classic Fight with Tori Rhyne

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Jenelle Evans has managed to keep one friend for the majority of her time on Teen Mom 2: a girl named Tori Rhyne. But that relationship soon soured, and things were not always great between them even in the best of times. Witness the INSANE, hair-pulling melee that occurred in this infamous scene during which Jenelle was moving out of the residence they shared … Kieffah and Tori’s BF also got in on the action.

3. Jenelle’s Classic Fight with Barbara: I SEE YOU WIFF KIEFFAH!

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Jenelle Evans and her mother, Barbara, got into a shocking, iconic fight in the first season of Teen Mom 2. This is that fight. Any fan of the show has likely repeated Babs’ quotes from this scene in the years since: I SEE YOU WIFF KIEFFAH! I hope you have fun livin’ in the streets with ya booooooooyfriend!

4. Jenelle Wishes Death Upon an American Soldier

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Jenelle Evans got into a pretty heated argument during a trip with Nathan Griffith three years ago – a trip meant to celebrate their engagement, believe it or not – and appears to wish death on a U.S. soldier in the process of yelling at him. As the person filming this says, that is some f–ked up s–t right there.

5. Jenelle Evans-David Eason Wedding Fight

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Long-rumored but never before heard, it’s Teen Mom 2’s Jenelle Evans & David Eason’s explosive pre-wedding fight!!! Crank up the volume and hear them yell at each other like mortal enemies the night before they tied the knot; Jenelle called off the wedding, briefly, but they did go through with it. Dave sounds pretty livid with her at one point.

6. Jenelle vs. Kieffah

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The mercurial Jenelle Evans and her useless ex-boyfriend Kieffer Delp in more memorable scenes together from Teen Mom 2, 2010-2013. She sure has been with a cast of unsavory characters over the years, but Kieffah may be the most memorable. Not in a good way, just the most memorable.

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Jennifer Lopez Ruining Her Oscar Chances! Jenelle Evans Is Delusional! Nicki Minaj Attacks DJ! Kristin Cavallari’s 9/11 Drama! AND… | Perez Hilton

Is Jennifer Lopez jinxing her shot at an Academy Award nomination? Jenelle Evans is talking some craziness! Nicki Minaj reveals her true colors and it’s ugly! Kristin Cavallari is an awful boss! Overreacts to her September 11th “controversy”! Maddox Jolie vs Brad Pitt! And more of today’s hottest topics, including […]

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David Eason: Could He FINALLY Be Arrested For Killing Nugget?!

Way back in April, David Eason shot and killed Jenelle Evans’ dog, an 11-pound French bulldog named Nugget.

Now obviously, David is not a criminal mastermind.

In fact, we’re impressed when we see him out in public with his shoes on the right feet.

But he was able to avoid prosecution in the Nugget case, largely because he and Jenelle made it difficult for police to figure out what the hell actually happened.

Then David went and confessed to the killing in an interview with People magazine, because — like we said — he’s not the brightest bulb.

So might he finally be punished for his nauseating crimes?

Here’s what we know so far:

1. The Easons Take Manhattan

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Jenelle and David are in New York in order to promote her newly-released eyebrow kit. The launch coincided with the city’s fashion week.

2. Tricky Business

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The launch party itself was a sparsely-attended bust that took place on some random Astro-turfed balcony. And the rest of the promotions haven’t turned out much better.

3. The Challenge

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The task presented to Jenelle and David was a difficult one — run damage control and rescue what’s left of your reputation, even though you stand accused of beating and murdering a puppy, then hiding the crime from police.

4. Absolute Disaster

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Because Evans’ manager, Johnny Donovan, knows nothing about his clients, he scored them an interview with People magazine. He was apparently under the impression that they’re a couple of smooth-talkers who would sort this whole thing out with ease.

5. Even Worse Than We Expected

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We don’t need to tell you wrong Donovan was. Despite a series of pre-approved softball questions, Jenelle and David sputtered and stammered their way through the interview and dug themselves a MUCH deeper hole.

6. A Vicious Beast … and Nugget

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“This was something that nobody wants to ever have to do. The dog was aggressive,” Eason BS’ed when asked about the incident.

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Jenelle Evans FINALLY Launches Eyebrow Kit, Promptly Gets Humiliated Online

Well, it finally happened.

After years of teasing, Jenelle Evans has finally released the long-awaited first item in her JE Cosmetics line — an eyebrow kit that retails for $40.

That’s roughly the same price as the similar kit from Kylie Jenner, but since Jenelle is about 1/1 millionth as famous, her kit must really deliver the goods, right?

Well, if by “the goods” you mean fake reviews, copyright infringement, and a bunch of bad press, then Jenelle’s got just what you’re looking for!

Yes, you might have guessed the roll-out would be a disaster, but no one thought it would this much of a mess!

Jump into the gallery below for all the latest on Jenelle’s hilarious attempt at becoming a business tycoon:

1. Jenelle’s Big Night

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In New York City on Tuesday night, Jenelle finally launched her long-promised eyebrow kit — and she did her best to make the event look like a well-attended, yet highly exclusive soiree.

2. Keeping Up Appearances

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The pics Evans posed for in front of the neon sign bearing heer business’ name create the impression that this was a legitimate launch party. But it looks to have been a hastily thrown-together mess.

3. The Trouble Begins

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For starters, Jenelle’s original venue canceled after catching wind of the countless allegations against her.

4. Justice For Nugget

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Topping the list, of course, is the role that Jenelle played in the beating and shotgun death of her French bulldog, Nugget. But there are so many allegations to choose from when you’re talking about Jenelle!

5. We Guess That’s … Convenient

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Anyway, this forced Jenelle to rent a private residence for the party, and it appears she slept in the apartment once the guests left. (Note the astroturf on the floor in her afterparty pic.)

6. Minimal Effort

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Earlier in the week, the venue served as the launch site for a skincare line, and it appears as though Jenelle’s manager (who likely organized both events) didn’t bother to switch up the decor. Also convenient!

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Is Ryan ToysReview Going To Jail??? I’m Being Dad-Shamed! Jenelle Evans Does Herself In! Milo Yiannopoulos Is Broke! Glitterforever17’s Comeback! AND… | Perez Hilton

Insanely popular unboxer Ryan ToysReview and his parents are in major hot water! Deception! The Federal Trade Commission! Behind this new YouTube scandal! Also, Momma Perez joins us to answer to all those who criticized Perez for sending his daughter Mayte to preschool. Jenelle Evans is done! Milo Yiannopoulos is struggling […]

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Jenelle Evans Claims She Was ‘Not Fired’ From ‘Teen Mom 2’ After MTV Said It Will No Longer Film Her Family!

Jenelle Evans wants you to know a few things about her breakup with MTV! As fans know, the network previously announced it would not be taping more episodes of Teen Mom 2 with the 27-year-old or her husband David Eason due to fallout over the family’s dog killing drama. While […]

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Jenelle Evans’ Husband David Eason Confirms He Did Kill Their Dog Nugget

Jenelle Evans and David Eason are opening up about the death of the Teen Mom 2 alum’s beloved French Bulldog, Nugget. And in a major sit-down interview with PeopleTV released late Monday night, Eason comes clean, confirming he did kill Nugget while appearing remorseful about the dog’s death and offering more context about what happened […]

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David Eason Finally Confesses: YES, I Murdered Jenelle’s Dog!

By now, you probably know the story well.

Back in April, David Eason, the husband of Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans, shot and killed Nugget, his wife’s 11-pound French bulldog.

At the time, he claimed that the pup was too dangerous to live and somehow presented a threat to the health and safety of his family.

Realizing this made literally no sense, he backpedalled on the story, and Jenelle told the public that the dog simply went missing.

They couldn’t have bungled their stories any worse, but now, Eason is finally manning up and admitting to what he’s done. Or is he?

Clearly, Dave thinks his confession will help his wife – who’s been fired from Teen Mom 2 – rebuild her reputation and sell cosmetics.

We think his timing couldn’t be worse.

Take a look at what he’s saying – and how Jenelle justifying standing by her (unstable) man after all of this and more – below:

1. The Monster and the Martyr

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In a fit of rage, David beat little Nugget before shooting him at close range with a shotgun. The appalling act made Jenelle’s pet an animal rights mascot.

2. A Brutal Scene

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David did all of this while his children were at home, and the ensuing CPS investigation resulted in the Easons losing custody of the kids who were still permitted to live with them. (They had each lost custody of one child already.)

3. House of Lies

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David claimed that Nugget attacked and bit his daughter Ensley. However, the only evidence he was ever able to provide was this photo — which shows no bite marks or damage.

4. Jenelle’s Choice

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Evans briefly left Eason over the incident, but she quickly changed her mind and decided to stand by him — even if it meant losing her kids.

5. Muddying the Waters

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Nugget’s body was never found by police, and Jenelle used this fact to try to obscure the facts of what really happened that night.

6. Nice Try

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She claimed she had no knowledge of what became of the dog and suggested that he had simply run away.

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Jenelle Evans at New York Fashion Week: Yeah, I’m Fat … But I’m About to Be RICH!

Jenelle Evans and David Eason are currently attending New York Fashion Week. 

And they have several messages that they’d like to send to their haters:

For starters, Jenelle claims that despite some major hiccups — including a “release date” that came and went with no products appearing in stores or online — her cosmetics line launch is still proceeding as scheduled.

More importantly, Jenelle says that despite rumors to the contrary, she’s not pregnant and is not planning to become pregnant.

And as always, she says her kids her top priority.

Of course, as always, no one believes her.

Check out the latest on Evans’ whirlwind Fashion Week:

 

1. Fat and Happy

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We’re not body-shaming here, folks. That’s the term that Jenelle recently used to describe herself and her husband, David Eason.

2. Large and In Charge

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TMZ caught up with the controversial couple while they were attending New York Fashion Week, and as you can see, the Easons were eager to put some rumors to rest.

3. NOT Knocked Up

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For starters, Jenelle says she’s not expecting a fourth child … and won’t be anytime soon.

4. Hammering the Point Home

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“Happy and healthy in a married relationship,” is the description that Evans offered to TMZ’s cameraman, later describing herself and David as “fat and happy.”

5. Just Sayin’ …

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Generally, people who feel the need to constantly tell you how happy they are are holding on by a thread … but we digress.

6. Really Hammering the Point Home

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“We have custody of all our kids after the whole CPS thing was dropped, so everything’s back to normal. Kids are back in school… Nothing to worry about, we’re extremely happy with the outcome we did get,” Evans told TMZ.

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Jenelle Evans & David Eason Are ‘Extremely Happy’ Following Custody Drama — ‘Everything’s Back To Normal’

Everyone is happy and healthy in Jenelle Evans‘ home… or so she says! The former Teen Mom star and her husband David Eason made an appearance at New York Fashion Week, and told TMZ photogs things are back to business as usual despite all the drama of the last several […]

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Jenelle Evans Responds to Pregnancy Rumor with 4 Candid Words

We hope you are sitting down, dear readers.

We hope you are not operating any heavy machinery right now.

We hope you did not just take a drink of any beverage because, if you did so, you will likely spit it out all over your computer screen upon reading the following statement:

Jenelle Evans may be pregnant with her fourth child.

G-d help us all.

This is what some fans believe after seeing a photo of Jenelle and violent husband David Eason at a wedding a few days ago.

Is the rumor true?

It’s at least strong enough to have prompted a response from Jenelle herself.

Scroll down for the latest update on Jenelle’s womb…

1. Jenelle Has Three Kids

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Only two are actually under her supervision, but they are: 10-year old Jace, who lives with his grandmother; four-year old Ensley; and two-year old Kaiser.

2. There’s Also Maryssa

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She’s 11 years old and she’s Eason’s daughter from a previous relationship and she lives with the couple.

3. The Kids are Cute

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This photo makes the family almost look functional, too. HOWEVER…

4. … We All Know the Truth

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Which is that Jenelle and David lost custody of these kids for about two months after Eason murdered the family dog and authorities deemed their household a dangerous environment in which to raise kids.

5. Fast Forward to This Week…

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… and the frightening possibility that Jenelle and David may become parents again.

6. What Prompted Such Scary Chatter?

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The photo you are staring at right now. Many Instagram followers looked at it and believed they saw a baby bump.

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Jenelle Evans Delays Makeup Release Date AGAIN: Is Her Business Officially Done?!

Jenelle Evans is having a tough time lately.

And we’re not talking about the continued concerns about her ability to raise her children.

Or the fact that she’s now launched an ill-advised smear campaign against Olivia Leedham, the mother of David Eason’s son.

No, the latest Evans mini-scandal has to do with the release of her long-gestating makeup line.

Jenelle has been teasing the release of JE Cosmetics for years, and she had an online launch date set for September 1.

That date came and went with no launch — and now, fans want answers.

Take a look:

1. Cosmetics Queen

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After years of waiting, Jenelle recently announced that she was FINALLY set to release her makeup line.

2. Makeup Mogul

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The line has reportedly been Jenelle’s main focus in the months since she got fired from Teen Mom 2, and insiders say she hoped it would lead her down the path to total financial independence.

3. Serious Commitment

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Apparently, the fear of financial ruin is the only motivator Jenelle needed. She was so serious about getting this thing off the ground that she went to D.C. to meet with investors DURING her custody battle.

4. Many Hurdles

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Of course, there are setbacks and unexpected challenges with any small business launch, but in Jenelle’s case, it seems like that’s all she’s encountered.

5. The Hard Sell

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These days, Jenelle’s reputation is so bad she can’t even find companies willing to pay her to post sponsored content on her Instagram.

6. Can She Be Trusted?

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She says she’s found investors to partner with her on her current project, but who are they? And more importantly, where’s the product?

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