Kail Lowry: No One Gives a Flying F–k About That Tool Jenelle!

OK, so you guys know that whole thing where Jenelle Evans and Kailyn Lowry sort of totally hate each other?

A long time ago, they used to be friends, but they had a major falling out, so now they’re mortal enemies.

They’ve been throwing shade back and forth over social media for a good few years now. That’s nothing new.

But, Jenelle kicked things up a notch when she thought it would be cool to talk about Kailyn’s issues with Chris Lopez.

She said some pretty nasty things on Twitter, and initially, it looked like Kailyn wouldn’t take the bait.

Until now, that is …

1. Some Background

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By now, you’re probably familiar with what went down between Kailyn and Jenelle: they were close in the early days of Teen Mom 2, then Kailyn put in a lot of time, money and effort in bailing Jenelle out of jail, but she never paid her back. Then Jenelle revealed on social media that Kailyn was pregnant with Lux before she’d said anything publicly about it. So now they hate each other.

2. A Feud

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Since the shady pregnancy announcement, they’ve gone back and forth on social media plenty of times. Jenelle’s husband, David Eason, has even gotten in on the action. It’s gotten really messy many, many times, with the Easons body-shaming Kailyn, making fun of her sexuality … just think of any kind of bad thing, they’ve probably said it about her.

3. Oof

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Things had been quiet for a little bit, but back in May, the feud was reignited in a pretty major way after Kailyn seemingly commented on Jenelle’s weight gain by tweeting “I don’t know who needs to hear this, but David better never come for my body ever again.” Because they made fun of her weight so much, remember?

4. Oh No

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Jenelle retaliated by saying that Kailyn is a “giant” compared to her, which hardly seems fair since Kailyn is nearly an entire foot taller, and she also insinuated that maybe Kailyn is in love with her, and that’s why she mentioned her body. Because that makes sense.

5. Keeping Calm

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It was a nasty little spat, but for most of the summer, they were focused on other things — Kailyn gave birth to her fourth child in July, so she’s been busy with that, and Jenelle’s been hard at work with that embarrassing YouTube series on CPS.

6. Why Though

Jenelle on the weed farm
But Jenelle must have been getting bored, because earlier this week, she decided to go after Kailyn once again.

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Jenelle Evans & David Eason Celebrate Wedding Anniversary With Embarrassing TikTok Video, Get Deservedly Roasted

Well, their public breakups might vastly outnumber the years that they’ve been together, but believe it or not, Jenelle Evans and David Eason tied the knot back on September 23, 2017.

That means if they can make it one more week without one of them burning down the she-shed with the other inside, they’ll have been married for three whole years!

Of course, if you search their wedding date, google will tell you that the Easons broke up last year (screenshot below).

Which makes sense, considering Jenelle filed for a restraining order against David and moved to another state in 2019.

Usually that sort of thing means the relationship is at an end, but for the Easons, it’s just one of many, many, many issues they’ve forced their way through in order to reach the three-year mark.

You name it, the Easons have endured it:

Assault charges, substance abuse, child neglect allegations, a murdered pet or two, more assault charges, life in a sinking swamp-house, racism scandals, more substance abuse …

We figured these two would celebrate their anniversary by killing some brain cells in the shed and then going on a racist rant against Michelle Obama together.

But these days, Jenelle has a new favorite pastime.

She’s a big, big fan of TikTok, which makes sense, as most of the users are in their teens, and thus, probably have no knowledge or clear memories of Jenelle’s many atrocities.

So Evans marked the occasion of her almost-third anniversary by posting yet another dance video to the site.

“It’s our anniversary next week, so we are celebrating now. He messed me up tho,” Evans captioned the video, as though David’s video-bomb were spontaneous.

Now, Jenelle’s TikTok dances have become the stuff of internet legend for all the wrong reasons.

Most users are of the opinion that they’re legendarily bad.

And since David is widely reviled as a dog-killing, child-bullying bigot, this short clip was one of the most roast-worthy Evans ever posted.

Which is why comments were deleted and disabled shortly after it was posted.

So unfortunately, those comments have been scrubbed from the internet.

But fortunately, Jenelle posted a second video in which she dances to the same song, and we can assume the comments on the first clip were pretty similar:

“If my husband killed my puppy I would be gone,” one viewer wrote.

“Yikes, that double-wide is gonna sink sooner than expected,” another remarked.

You get the idea.

As always, we’d like to discourage anyone from posting negative comments about Jenelle’s appearance.

If you want to go off on her for animal abuse, or her horrific dance moves, however, have at it …

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Teen Mom: The Most Insane Beefs in MTV History! Ranked!

From on-camera brawls to social media feuds and legal threats, the cast of Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 sure know how to go hard.

Engagements. Breakups. Marriages. Babies. 

Moments that made you cringe ’cause they were so painful, or smile ear-to-ear. Scenes that were fights, or made you fight back tears.

The franchise really does have it all, and as such, it’s become one of the most entertaining in the history of the reality TV genre.

Below, we look back at some of the MTV gang’s most explosive feuds, and however you might rank them, this much is undeniable:

Way back then. Not so way back then. Last year. Last month. Last week. Probably right now. There is no shortage of beef.

NOTE: We’ve saved the craziest for last, so we suggest that you a deep breath, sit back, grab a hat and hold the f–k onto it …

36. Briana DeJesus vs. Leah Messer (and Others)

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When Briana DeJesus joined the Teen Mom 2 cast in 2017, she was not welcomed with open arms. In fact, she quickly became persona non grata at her first get-together with the cast – with one exception. Jenelle Evans, Briana said, “is the only one who was acting like her s–t ain’t stink. Plus she was the only one who wasn’t acting fake and choosing sides.” Leah Messer’s response was to “pay no attention to those who try to bring you down … they’re just envious of where you are and how well you’re doing.” As we’ll get to in a bit, relations haven’t exactly gotten more amicable since.

35. Maci Bookout vs. Taylor McKinney

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Maci Bookout and Taylor McKinney’s relationship has produced three kids, and they seem very happily married … most of the time. Like, 85 percent of the time. Bookout alarmed fans with the confession a few years ago that revealed some trouble in paradise: “Eighty-five percent of the time we’re good to go … Fifteen percent is hell. All of our stress and emotions, we take out on each other. When the cameras leave, we’ll drink and freak out. It’s always literally the smallest things. It’s such small stuff but it blows up. It’s not going to go away.” Yikes … but at least they’ve had plenty of time to work on things?

34. Jenelle Evans vs. Chelsea Houska

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So Jenelle has this weird thing about Chelsea — she accused her of copying her because she made a website for herself after she’d already made her own, because making a website is something totally special and unique. She also kind of accused Chelsea of copying her when she gave birth to Watson the day after Jenelle gave birth to Ensley, which is just wild. On another occasion, Jenelle went off about Chelsea ignoring her older daughter, Aubree, after having Watson, insinuating that she’s a bad mother. Chelsea liked a tweet from someone who called Jenelle “pathetic” for bringing up Aubree, which is pretty much the most she’s ever participated in this feud.

33. Kailyn Lowry vs. Barbara Evans

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This one is pretty weird — one time Babs “jokingly” threatening to “kill Kail” during an Instagram Live session with Jenelle. Lowry was understandably not amused and threatened to quit the show over Barbara’s threats. That didn’t happen, of course, and it’s no longer an issue since Jenelle and her family are no longer on the show, but how bizarre, right?

32. Jeremy Calvert vs. Brooke Wehr

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Brooke Wehr was never a Teen Mom 2 cast member, but due to her mercurial relationship with Jeremy Calvert, her impact was felt just the same. A few years ago, the couple’s engagement ended after Brooke accused Jeremy of cheating on her with multiple women, one being a Teen Mom 2 producer, another being her best friend, and a third possibly being his ex-wife Leah Messer. Brooke even shared a screen shot of a text message conversation between Jeremy and the best friend as proof, while Calvert responded in a drunken stupor that yes, maybe he did sleep with Brooke’s best friend, but … only because Wehr slept with some other guy first. Or, as he put it, Brooke was “f-cking his brains out, every day,” and he was single, so “my dick was happy to do whatever the f-ck it wanted to do, and it did.” Shocking that these two didn’t work out … but neither party was completely off base with their allegations. Just saying. Jeremy and Leah did hook up.

31. Briana DeJesus vs. Luis Miguel

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Briana hooked up with Luis in a bathroom while she was drunk, and she got pregnant. They tried to make a relationship work, but he cheated on her and was generally just not great. He’s never really been around for their daughter, Stella, but he did come back around last year for a bit. Briana even decided to give him another shot — except this time, she got the clap. So yeah, they’re not on the best terms.

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Jenelle Evans’ Scary Husband ATE Their Pet Goat — And Teen Mom Co-Stars & Fans Are Not OK!

[Warning: Graphic Details] David Eason continues to terrify us all! On Sunday, Jenelle Evans‘ controversial off-again, on-again husband (the last we heard they are actually back together?) gave his Instagram followers a graphic review of fresh “goat nuggets” — made with the meat from their pet, Elvis. He explained to the camera before biting (inset, […]

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Teen Mom 2 Turns 10: See the Stars Then and Now!

Can you believe it’s been almost ten whole years since Teen Mom 2 first premiered?

Yep, in January of 2011, the first episode aired, and since then, we’ve been following these ladies through marriages, divorces, so many babies …

They’ve put almost everything that’s happened in their lives on television, and it’s been a truly remarkable ride, to say the least.

The show has just returned for its 10th season, and that calls for some celebration, right?

So let’s take a few moments to look back at the first time we met these ladies … and to see where they are now!

1. Hey Ladies!

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There they are — the original cast of Teen Mom 2. A few changes have been made over the years, but let’s start with these moms, sound good?

2. It’s Kailyn!

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First up, there’s Kailyn Lowry. Here’s a photo of her when she was pregnant with her first child, Isaac, when she was just 17 years old.

3. Wow

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When we first met her, she was living with her boyfriend, Jo Rivera, and his parents. Her father had left when she was a baby, and her mother was barely around thanks to alcoholism.

4. Making the Best of It

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She kept trying to work things out with her parents — we saw her shopping for baby stuff with her mom, and she even went to Texas to meet her dad, but like, Jo’s parents had official custody, so obviously things were seriously strained, to say the least.

5. Sad

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Look how young she was … it was tough to see her go through so much at such a young age, right?

6. Such a Transformation

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That was Kailyn then … and this is her now!

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Jenelle Evans and David Eason: Headed to Court for Revenge Porn Case!

Jenelle Evans and David Eason have both broken the law many times in their lives.

Jenelle’s been arrested on all kinds of charges, mostly drug-related stuff with some assault charges thrown in to spice things up a bit.

David has been on the wrong side of the law plenty of times as well — he’s even spent some time in jail.

His arrest record includes charges of breaking and entering, larceny, and a few DUIs.

Even since they’ve been together, they’ve gotten in trouble a time or two.

But according to The Ashley’s Reality Roundup, they’re headed to court for some pretty serious matters next week

And they could have to pay up a whole lot of money if they lose …

1. The Easons

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So … these two. Where do we even start?

2. Ugh

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They’re awful people. They just are. They do all sorts of awful things, and in the few years that they’ve been together, they’ve gone to court multiples times over how awful they are.

3. RIP Nugget

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There was the time that CPS took their children away because David killed Jenelle’s French bulldog puppy, Nugget — they had several court dates before the kids were returned to them.

4. The Restraining Order

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Just a few months after all that wrapped up, Jenelle found herself back in front of a judge, this time to get a restraining order against David because, as she claimed in official documents, she feared for her life.

5. Of Course

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David recently lost a case after he illegally towed a man’s truck and was dumb enough to film it and put it on YouTube.

6. This Guy

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And of course their most recent run-in with the legal system has been over the pistol-whipping incident — Jenelle decided she wanted to leave him again a couple of months ago, and when some friends took her back to the house to pack up some of her things, David hit one of them a couple of times with his gun and threatened to kill him. You know, just Eason things.

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Kailyn Lowry: I Really Don’t Give a F–k About Jenelle Evans!

OK, so you know that whole thing where Jenelle Evans and Kailyn Lowry hate each other?

They used to be friends, but they had a falling out, so now they’re mortal enemies.

They’ve been throwing shade back and forth over social media for a good few years now, but Jenelle kicked things up a notch when she thought it would be cool to talk about Kailyn’s issues with Chris Lopez.

She said some pretty nasty things on Twitter, but Kailyn didn’t take the bait.

Until now, that is …

1. Some Background

Kailyn lowry is grouchy
By now, you’re probably familiar with what went down between Kailyn and Jenelle: they were close in the early days of Teen Mom 2, then Kailyn put in a lot of time, money and effort in bailing Jenelle out of jail, but she never paid her back. Then Jenelle revealed on social media that Kailyn was pregnant with Lux before she’d said anything publicly about it. So now they hate each other.

2. A Feud

Jenelle is upset
Since the shady pregnancy announcement, they’ve gone back and forth on social media plenty of times. Jenelle’s husband, David Eason, has even gotten in on the action. It’s gotten really messy many, many times, with the Easons body-shaming Kailyn, making fun of her sexuality … just think of any kind of bad thing, they’ve probably said it about her.

3. Oof

Kailyn lowry on teen mom 2 season 10
Things had been quiet for a little bit, but back in May, the feud was reignited in a pretty major way after Kailyn seemingly commented on Jenelle’s weight gain by tweeting “I don’t know who needs to hear this, but David better never come for my body ever again.” Because they made fun of her weight so much, remember?

4. Oh No

Jenelle evans in gucci
Jenelle retaliated by saying that Kailyn is a “giant” compared to her, which hardly seems fair since Kailyn is nearly an entire foot taller, and she also insinuated that maybe Kailyn is in love with her, and that’s why she mentioned her body. Because that makes sense.

5. Keeping Calm

Kailyn lowry dips her feet in the pool
It was a nasty little spat, but for most of the summer, they were focused on other things — Kailyn gave birth to her fourth child in July, so she’s been busy with that, and Jenelle’s been hard at work with that embarrassing YouTube series on CPS.

6. Why Though

Jenelle on the weed farm
But Jenelle must have been getting bored, because earlier this week, she decided to go after Kailyn once again.

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Kailyn Lowry Blasts Baby Daddy Chris Lopez For Cutting Their Son’s Hair As A ‘Control Tactic’

It seems like Kailyn Lowry and Chris Lopez have a few issues to work out! On Saturday, the Teen Mom 2 star shared photos of their 3-year-old son Lux‘s new haircut, courtesy of his father… except she made it clear that she does NOT approve. Lowry showed followers the “before” and “after” Instagram Story pictures […]

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Jenelle Evans: F–k It, Dude! CPS Can Keep My Kids!

Around the time that Jenelle Evans joined QAnon, she also promised to release a series of YouTube videos in which she would “expose” her enemies — because that’s what these people do.

Like every other paranoid conspiracy theorist on the planet, Jenelle fancies herself some sort of crusader for truth, which is ironic, because no no one flings the BS quite like Ms. Evans.

Amazingly, Jenelle actually made good on her word and delivered the first installment in her series last week.

Sure, it was a nonsensical, poorly-produced pity party in which Jenelle spewed one brazen lie after another, but that’s about what we expected.

We covered the whole mess here, in case you missed it:

Jenelle released the second installment in the series on Monday, and it’s not hard to see why she had no qualms about depositing this 30-minute bowel movement of lies on a holiday weekend when people were less likely to see it.

This boring mess of a production makes her first video look like Citizen Kane … if there were a scene in Citizen Kane in which one of the characters justifies his decision to shoot the family dog in front of his kids.

But you don’t have to take our word for it.

Thousands of intrepid souls have already watched at least part of Jenelle’s second attempt at creating her own reality show.

And the reviews should give you an idea of what sort of lies the Swamp Queen is cooking up this time.

Yet again, Jenelle is primarily focused on the events of the summer of 2019, a time when Child Protective Services was able to briefly liberate her children after an investigation determined that Evans and husband David Eason were unable to provide a safe home.

As usual, the content here is mostly what you would expect.

Jenelle begins with an indictment of the judge who signed the order allowing authorities to move her kids to safer locations.

“He didn’t care I had a lawyer at the time, he still signed it. He signed the order based on allegations that David has a bad temper,” Evans says of the judge.

So … he shouldn’t have acted to protect her kids because she has a lawyer?

Or … because David has a bad temper.

Yeah, we’re no lawyers, but we’re pretty sure that’s not how the family court system works in this country.

Anyway, from there, Jenelle rails against her own sister and tries to convince us that her beef with Barbara Evans was entirely fabricated for MTV cameras.

But the most absurd moment may have come at the end of this half-hour slog (yes, we watched the whole thing so you don’t have to) when Jenelle admits she almost skipped town after CPS took her kids.

“I just want to say f–k it and run,” Evans confesses as David attempts to wrangle some runaway pigs (of course).

This is a woman whose children had recently been removed to safer homes and she’s talking about fleeing.

It’s enough to make you wonder if she took the time to actually sit through this snooze-inducing video herself.

As she always does with this sort of thing, Jenelle has been furiously deleting negative comments in hopes of creating the impression that anyone is actually on her side.

Fortunately, the negativity keeps pouring in so rapidly that she’s having trouble running from the rising the tide of truth.

“If you were a damn mom you wouldn’t be putting your kids in danger with that man,” one viewer wrote.

“Janelle [sic] is a sociopath. Point Blank Done. Her precious babies should never live with her again!” another added.

“I hope everyone realize these people are pathological liars…. they couldn’t tell the truth if their lives depended on it,” a third chimed in.

We couldn’t have said it better ourselves.

We’ve included Jenelle’s entire video in case you feel the need to subject yourself to something so painful.

Although if you’re really in the mood to see someone utter one falsehood after another, you can find lots of OJ Simpson interviews online, and frankly, they’re far more entertaining.

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