Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2: The Complete Babies and Children Guide!

The girls from Teen Mom are good at many things.

They’re good at creating reality show magic, and they’re good at writing memoirs.

Some of them have even tried to start music careers, and while none of those were actually good … well, it was nice that they tried.

But we can probably all agree that the area where the Teen Moms really excel is the baby-making area.

Because they have so. Many. Babies.

1. Sophia (Farrah Abraham and Derek Underwood)

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Oh, Soph. Unlike many of her Teen Mom tot counterparts, Sophia lives the life of luxury, thanks to her mother, non-porn star Farrah Abraham. Seriously, the younger Abraham has had her own clothing line, dabbles in child modeling, receives $900 when the tooth fairy pays a visit, and is even beginning her own music career. (Sophia’s father, Derek, died in a car accident while Farrah was still pregnant; Derek’s grave is the site of many memorable TM scenes, which some believe to be shamelessly orchestrated by Farrah). Sophia is going to be a handful when she grows up at this rate … the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree as they say.

2. Leah (Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley)

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Amber Portwood shares darling little Leah Shirley with her ex, Gary. Gary has custody, and he’s had it since Amber went to prison a few years back for all that domestic violence and drug stuff. Leah seems like a really smart, sweet girl, which is all thanks to Gary and his wife, Kristina — from what we’ve seen, Amber doesn’t spend a whole lot of time with her.

3. James (Amber Portwood and Andrew Glennon)

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Amber welcomed her second child, James, with Andrew Glennon in the spring of 2018. Their relationship survived about a year after that, because as it turned out, Amber still had a violent streak. She was convicted of assaulting Andrew in 2019, and now they share custody of James — and Amber isn’t allowed to show him off on the show.

4. Emilee (Gary and Kristina Shirley)

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Gary went on to have one child after leaving his disastrous relationship with Amber — he and his wife, Kristina, have a daughter named Emilee.

5. Carly (Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra)

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When step-siblings turned lovers Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra made the decision to give their baby Carly up for adoption, it marked one of the most touching, bittersweet moments in reality TV history. What made it all the more incredible was that they stayed involved in her life – albeit with some bumps in the road – ever since.

6. Nova (Catelynn and Tyler)

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Tyler and Catelynn kept and are raising Novalee Reign Baltierra together, not that it’s been easy. Catelynn has struggled greatly with postpartum depression, leading to multiple inpatient stays at a psychiatric facility in Arizona.

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Jenelle Evans & David Eason Reunite After His Assault Arrest!

Welp, that didn’t last long! We thought things might be over (again) for good between Jenelle Evans and David Eason after their most recent split, but it looks like we were wrong!! Related: Jenelle Says Online Trolls Have ‘Definitely’ Caused Anxiety And Depression Just last Friday, the 31-year-old was arrested in North […]

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Jenelle Evans: David Eason Beat Up My Friend In Front of My Kids … But I Still Want Him Back!

Decision-making has never been Jenelle Evans’ strong suit.

But even though we’ve spent the last decade watching the former Teen Mom 2 star collosally eff her life up, we still find ourselves a little impressed by her ability to do the exact wrong thing in every situation.

Take a look at this week’s insanity, for example.

Her wildly unstable and abusive spouse, David Eason, pistol-whipped a friend of Jenelle’s and got arrested twice in 24 hours.

He did this in front of the couple’s kids.

Eason threatened to blow her friend’s brains out but showed enough restraint – merely assaulting him with a deadly weapon – to somehow convince authorities to let him out of jail on bond.

And now, it looks as though she’s once again back together with the maniac who terrorizes her and everyone around her.

This, despite the fact that the Easons are broker than ever, and their perilous financial situation is mostly David’s fault.

Scroll on for the full story on this bonkers situation:

1. The Gruesome Twosome

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Last week, David Eason was arrested for brutally attacking a male friend of Jenelle Evans’. Now, it looks as though the assault may have taken place in front of Evans’ kids.

2. The Worst Dad

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We probably don’t need to tell you that these kids have already been traumatized enough, what with watching their dad murder the family dog during one of his temper tantrums last year.

3. Clueless and Complicit

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Each new assault on his kids’ psyches reminds us that David is a monster, and Jenelle could easily remove him from her life … but she chooses not to.

4. Bad Idea

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The latest offense took place last on Thursday of last week. Two male friends of Jenelle’s arrived at her home to help her collect her belongings after a bad fight with David.

5. Anger Management

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Things turned ugly in a hurry when David pistol-whipped one of the men following a verbal argument.

6. The Ruckus

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The other man “attacked” David with a “spiked coat rack,” but it looks as though no one was seriously injured.

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