OK, so you guys know that whole thing where Jenelle Evans and Kailyn Lowry sort of totally hate each other?
A long time ago, they used to be friends, but they had a major falling out, so now they’re mortal enemies.
They’ve been throwing shade back and forth over social media for a good few years now. That’s nothing new.
But, Jenelle kicked things up a notch when she thought it would be cool to talk about Kailyn’s issues with Chris Lopez.
She said some pretty nasty things on Twitter, and initially, it looked like Kailyn wouldn’t take the bait.
Until now, that is …
1. Some Background
2. A Feud
4. Oh No
5. Keeping Calm
6. Why Though
Well, their public breakups might vastly outnumber the years that they’ve been together, but believe it or not, Jenelle Evans and David Eason tied the knot back on September 23, 2017.
That means if they can make it one more week without one of them burning down the she-shed with the other inside, they’ll have been married for three whole years!
Of course, if you search their wedding date, google will tell you that the Easons broke up last year (screenshot below).
Which makes sense, considering Jenelle filed for a restraining order against David and moved to another state in 2019.
Usually that sort of thing means the relationship is at an end, but for the Easons, it’s just one of many, many, many issues they’ve forced their way through in order to reach the three-year mark.
You name it, the Easons have endured it:
Assault charges, substance abuse, child neglect allegations, a murdered pet or two, more assault charges, life in a sinking swamp-house, racism scandals, more substance abuse …
We figured these two would celebrate their anniversary by killing some brain cells in the shed and then going on a racist rant against Michelle Obama together.
But these days, Jenelle has a new favorite pastime.
She’s a big, big fan of TikTok, which makes sense, as most of the users are in their teens, and thus, probably have no knowledge or clear memories of Jenelle’s many atrocities.
So Evans marked the occasion of her almost-third anniversary by posting yet another dance video to the site.
“It’s our anniversary next week, so we are celebrating now. He messed me up tho,” Evans captioned the video, as though David’s video-bomb were spontaneous.
Now, Jenelle’s TikTok dances have become the stuff of internet legend for all the wrong reasons.
Most users are of the opinion that they’re legendarily bad.
And since David is widely reviled as a dog-killing, child-bullying bigot, this short clip was one of the most roast-worthy Evans ever posted.
Which is why comments were deleted and disabled shortly after it was posted.
So unfortunately, those comments have been scrubbed from the internet.
But fortunately, Jenelle posted a second video in which she dances to the same song, and we can assume the comments on the first clip were pretty similar:
“If my husband killed my puppy I would be gone,” one viewer wrote.
“Yikes, that double-wide is gonna sink sooner than expected,” another remarked.
You get the idea.
As always, we’d like to discourage anyone from posting negative comments about Jenelle’s appearance.
If you want to go off on her for animal abuse, or her horrific dance moves, however, have at it …
From on-camera brawls to social media feuds and legal threats, the cast of Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 sure know how to go hard.
Engagements. Breakups. Marriages. Babies.
Moments that made you cringe ’cause they were so painful, or smile ear-to-ear. Scenes that were fights, or made you fight back tears.
The franchise really does have it all, and as such, it’s become one of the most entertaining in the history of the reality TV genre.
Below, we look back at some of the MTV gang’s most explosive feuds, and however you might rank them, this much is undeniable:
Way back then. Not so way back then. Last year. Last month. Last week. Probably right now. There is no shortage of beef.
NOTE: We’ve saved the craziest for last, so we suggest that you a deep breath, sit back, grab a hat and hold the f–k onto it …
36. Briana DeJesus vs. Leah Messer (and Others)
35. Maci Bookout vs. Taylor McKinney
34. Jenelle Evans vs. Chelsea Houska
33. Kailyn Lowry vs. Barbara Evans
32. Jeremy Calvert vs. Brooke Wehr
31. Briana DeJesus vs. Luis Miguel
[Warning: Graphic Details] David Eason continues to terrify us all! On Sunday, Jenelle Evans‘ controversial off-again, on-again husband (the last we heard they are actually back together?) gave his Instagram followers a graphic review of fresh “goat nuggets” — made with the meat from their pet, Elvis. He explained to the camera before biting (inset, […]
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Can you believe it’s been almost ten whole years since Teen Mom 2 first premiered?
Yep, in January of 2011, the first episode aired, and since then, we’ve been following these ladies through marriages, divorces, so many babies …
They’ve put almost everything that’s happened in their lives on television, and it’s been a truly remarkable ride, to say the least.
The show has just returned for its 10th season, and that calls for some celebration, right?
So let’s take a few moments to look back at the first time we met these ladies … and to see where they are now!
1. Hey Ladies!
2. It’s Kailyn!
4. Making the Best of It
6. Such a Transformation
Jenelle Evans and David Eason have both broken the law many times in their lives.
Jenelle’s been arrested on all kinds of charges, mostly drug-related stuff with some assault charges thrown in to spice things up a bit.
David has been on the wrong side of the law plenty of times as well — he’s even spent some time in jail.
His arrest record includes charges of breaking and entering, larceny, and a few DUIs.
Even since they’ve been together, they’ve gotten in trouble a time or two.
But according to The Ashley’s Reality Roundup, they’re headed to court for some pretty serious matters next week
And they could have to pay up a whole lot of money if they lose …
1. The Easons
3. RIP Nugget
4. The Restraining Order
5. Of Course
6. This Guy
OK, so you know that whole thing where Jenelle Evans and Kailyn Lowry hate each other?
They used to be friends, but they had a falling out, so now they’re mortal enemies.
They’ve been throwing shade back and forth over social media for a good few years now, but Jenelle kicked things up a notch when she thought it would be cool to talk about Kailyn’s issues with Chris Lopez.
She said some pretty nasty things on Twitter, but Kailyn didn’t take the bait.
Until now, that is …
1. Some Background
2. A Feud
4. Oh No
5. Keeping Calm
6. Why Though
It seems like Kailyn Lowry and Chris Lopez have a few issues to work out! On Saturday, the Teen Mom 2 star shared photos of their 3-year-old son Lux‘s new haircut, courtesy of his father… except she made it clear that she does NOT approve. Lowry showed followers the “before” and “after” Instagram Story pictures […]
The post Kailyn Lowry Blasts Baby Daddy Chris Lopez For Cutting Their Son’s Hair As A ‘Control Tactic’ appeared first on Perez Hilton.
Around the time that Jenelle Evans joined QAnon, she also promised to release a series of YouTube videos in which she would “expose” her enemies — because that’s what these people do.
Like every other paranoid conspiracy theorist on the planet, Jenelle fancies herself some sort of crusader for truth, which is ironic, because no no one flings the BS quite like Ms. Evans.
Amazingly, Jenelle actually made good on her word and delivered the first installment in her series last week.
Sure, it was a nonsensical, poorly-produced pity party in which Jenelle spewed one brazen lie after another, but that’s about what we expected.
We covered the whole mess here, in case you missed it:
Jenelle released the second installment in the series on Monday, and it’s not hard to see why she had no qualms about depositing this 30-minute bowel movement of lies on a holiday weekend when people were less likely to see it.
This boring mess of a production makes her first video look like Citizen Kane … if there were a scene in Citizen Kane in which one of the characters justifies his decision to shoot the family dog in front of his kids.
But you don’t have to take our word for it.
Thousands of intrepid souls have already watched at least part of Jenelle’s second attempt at creating her own reality show.
And the reviews should give you an idea of what sort of lies the Swamp Queen is cooking up this time.
Yet again, Jenelle is primarily focused on the events of the summer of 2019, a time when Child Protective Services was able to briefly liberate her children after an investigation determined that Evans and husband David Eason were unable to provide a safe home.
As usual, the content here is mostly what you would expect.
Jenelle begins with an indictment of the judge who signed the order allowing authorities to move her kids to safer locations.
“He didn’t care I had a lawyer at the time, he still signed it. He signed the order based on allegations that David has a bad temper,” Evans says of the judge.
So … he shouldn’t have acted to protect her kids because she has a lawyer?
Or … because David has a bad temper.
Yeah, we’re no lawyers, but we’re pretty sure that’s not how the family court system works in this country.
Anyway, from there, Jenelle rails against her own sister and tries to convince us that her beef with Barbara Evans was entirely fabricated for MTV cameras.
But the most absurd moment may have come at the end of this half-hour slog (yes, we watched the whole thing so you don’t have to) when Jenelle admits she almost skipped town after CPS took her kids.
“I just want to say f–k it and run,” Evans confesses as David attempts to wrangle some runaway pigs (of course).
This is a woman whose children had recently been removed to safer homes and she’s talking about fleeing.
It’s enough to make you wonder if she took the time to actually sit through this snooze-inducing video herself.
As she always does with this sort of thing, Jenelle has been furiously deleting negative comments in hopes of creating the impression that anyone is actually on her side.
Fortunately, the negativity keeps pouring in so rapidly that she’s having trouble running from the rising the tide of truth.
“If you were a damn mom you wouldn’t be putting your kids in danger with that man,” one viewer wrote.
“Janelle [sic] is a sociopath. Point Blank Done. Her precious babies should never live with her again!” another added.
“I hope everyone realize these people are pathological liars…. they couldn’t tell the truth if their lives depended on it,” a third chimed in.
We couldn’t have said it better ourselves.
We’ve included Jenelle’s entire video in case you feel the need to subject yourself to something so painful.
Although if you’re really in the mood to see someone utter one falsehood after another, you can find lots of OJ Simpson interviews online, and frankly, they’re far more entertaining.