Have you heard the good news?
It looks like Teen Mom 2 terror Jenelle Evans has finally up and left that swamp monster she married, David Eason.
Yep, after all the horrible things he's done, both alleged and proven, she somehow gathered enough sense to leave.
We would love to celebrate this long-overdue piece of news, but unfortunately, David is making that a little difficult.
Because - surprise! - he's being true to form ... and by that we mean he's being a great big creep about all of this.
This friggen guy.
1. The Unhappy Couple
Honestly, Jenelle should have left David ages ago. It would have been even more ideal if she never married him, and in a perfect world, she never would have met him at all, but we can't change the past, can we?
2. Credit Due
Besides, it takes a lot for an abuse victim to leave their abuser, so it's hard to criticize her for the timeline here. Because if there's one thing we've learned about David in all the time we've known of him, it's that he's an abuser.
3. Poor Kaiser
We've heard all the reports about how David was allegedly violent with Kaiser, and we've even seen the photos of the marks on his backside which Nathan Griffith claimed were from his abuse.
4. Horrifying
We've heard the 911 call from Jenelle in which she cried to the operator that he'd knocked her to the ground so hard that she thought he broke her collarbone.
5. Ugh
There was even a second 911 call from Jenelle in which she said that he was being violent and destructive, and that he even destroyed their front door.
6. Let's See
What else ... we've seen the court documents from his ex in which she claimed he was abusive to her while she was pregnant with their child, that was awful.