Jenelle Evans’ Ex-Fiance Speaks Out on David Eason: Biggest Loser Alive!

When Jenelle Evans first announced that she'd filed for divorce from David Eason, many Teen Mom 2 fans assumed she was full of it.

And to be fair, they had good reason to suspect that she was lying.

After all, if often seems that Jenelle has a severe allergy to telling the truth.

And in this case, her motive for bullsh-tting the public was obvious:

David is the reason that Jenelle got fired from Teen Mom 2, and now that her money is drying up, she desperately wants her old job back.

She knows that the only way she's getting another chance at that cushy six-figure gig is if she lives apart from David for a few weeks.

David Eason, Wife

As for how they'll handle their reconcilitation, we would guess they're planning to cross that bridge when they come to it.

Then again, there's reason to believe that Jenelle really has kicked David to the curb.

This relationship lasted much longer than expected; he's been acting like an abusive a-hole from the start; and he got her fired from the job that made her rich and famous when he shot and killed her French bulldog, Nugget.

Jenelle's not the brightest bulb, and she's terrible at lying and keeping secrets, so the truth is likely to come out sooner rather than later.

Actually Dressed Up

Her inner circle (read: Barbara Evans) has been keeping mum, so for opinions on whether or not Evans is finally moving on from her horrendous marriage, we have no choice but to turn to those who used to know her well.

So far, it seems they're as unsure as the rest of us, but they agree on one thing -- David sucks.

As The Ashley's Reality Roundup points out, Gary Head -- "one of Jenelle’s many former fiances," as the site describes him -- sounded off on the Jenelle-David split on Twitter over the weekend.

"I don’t like him,” Gary wrote, rather bluntly.

Jenelle Evans, Gary Head Pic

“He’s your typical NC jail bird with insecurities bigger than his beard," Head added.

"He can’t work, [relies] on a woman to bring home the bacon while he plays with pigs in the backyard. Dude is a straight up loser in my opinion.”

Those burns must sting even worse coming from a dude named Gary Head, whose claim to fame is proposing to Jenelle Evans.

Like most of Jenelle's ex-fiances and husbands, Gary isn't exactly a straight-shooter.

Gary Head, Jenelle Evans

During their time together, Evans accused him of using her car to "pick up b--ches" and the two of them fought constantly.

Shortly after one of her stints in rehab, Head dumped Evans, but it seems she still occupies a place in his heart.

At one point, David threatened to break Gary's neck because he had the audacity to mention Jenelle in a tweet, so we suppose it's no great surprise that Head is not a huge fan of Eason's.

And of course, when it comes to hating David "Uncle Bad Touch" Eason, Gary has plenty of company.

A lot of people are taking advantage of the opportunity to finally speak their minds about the dude, including Briana DeJesus.

Jenelle With Briana

Briana used to be friends with Jenelle, but these days, they're no longer on speaking terms.

Regardless, in a new interview with Radar Online, DeJesus wished Evans all the best in the hard days ahead:

“As far as if she will be back on the show, I have no idea, but if she is, I of course would welcome her back,” Briana told Radar.

“I always enjoyed my time with her and am just relieved and happy to hear she’s doing what is best for her and her children.”

Jenelle Evans and Briana DeJesus

Kailyn Lowry was much more vague in her comments, stating simply, “I wish her the best,” 

Of course, Lowry also welcomed Jenelle on her podcast, which could be a huge step in helping Evans rebuild her public image.

And then there was Farrah Abraham.

Farrah spoke out on Jenelle's split in a recent conversation with TMZ, and the foortage has to be seen to be believed:

"I think a lot of us have been saying to Jenelle you should maybe part ways, get a divorce, you know for the betterment of her kids, herself and maybe David, her husband as well," Farrah began.

And then the shade-throwing began:

“I just see it as a way of going back to TV,” Abraham added.

There are a lot of things we'll never forgive Jenelle for -- but making us side with Farrah freakin' Abraham might actually top the list.