Jenelle Evans: My Ex is an Arrogant Douchebag LIAR!

Jenelle Evans ... well, bless her heart, she doesn't have the best luck in love.

She's never once, in her whole entire adult life, dated a good guy.

She hasn't even been with a decent guy, they've all been awful.

While she could fill a book -- several books even -- about her misadventures in romance, this time she's speaking out against just one of those guys.

And judging by the things she has to say, she's still just furious about him ...

1. Ah, Memories ...

Jenelle in pain
Hey, do you want to do a quick recap of Jenelle's love life? That would be fun, right? It will also set the stage for the drama we're going to be talking about today.

2. Oh Hey, Andrew

Jenelle evans with andrew lewis
The first guy we ever saw her with was Andrew Lewis, the creeper who got her pregnant with Jace. He was too old to be messing with her and he was also pretty absent. When he was around, he wasn't very nice to Jenelle, but it wasn't too long after Jace was born that he disappeared entirely.

3. Miss You, Kieffer

Jenelle and kieffah
After that she got involved with Kieffer Delp, who is widely regarded to be the best guy she was ever with. Not because he was actually a good person -- he did introduce her to heroin, after all -- but because he was the one who actually seemed to like her.

4. Remember Gary?

Jenelle evans and gary head pic
Jenelle and Kieffer did break up and get back together a few times, and during some of those breakups, she was with a guy named Gary Head who she accused of domestic violence by way of strangulation with a bedsheet, so ...

5. The Courtland Era

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When she was done with both Kieffer and Gary, Courtland Rogers entered the picture. They had a pretty volatile relationship that all happened when Teen Mom 2 wasn't filming, but essentially they did heroin together, got married, and split up during a pretty short period of time. Classic Jenelle, right?

6. Nathan Time!

Jenelle evans and nathan griffith selfie
While she was still legally married to Courtland, she met Nathan Griffith and decided to have a baby with him real quick, because apparently Nathan's underwear modeling and his hobby of driving drunk just really did something for her.
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