Last month, we learned that Kanye West had banned North West from wearing makeup, even though her family's brand is built on beauty products.
It turns out that his sudden new priorities extend to his wife, too.
As you can see in this video, Kanye tried to ban Kim from wearing her planned outfit to the Met Gala because it was "too sexy." Ugh.
On this week's Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kanye tells Kim at the last minute that her Met Gala outfit is hurting his Man Feelings(TM).
"A corset is like a form of underwear," Kanye asserts while speaking to Kim about his misgivings.
Yes and no. Bras were first invented by a woman to replace the corset, but these days, corsets are often worn on their own.
"It’s hot," Kanye acknowledges, but proceeds to frame this as some sort of bad thing.
He complains: "It’s, like, it’s hot for who though?"
It's for whom, though avoiding speaking like Cookie Monster is the least of Kanye's problems.
See, Kim has been working on her Thierry Mugler corset for about a year.
Kanye and his "dragon energy" could huff and puff all they liked, but she's not changing her outfit. And she's mad that he even asked.
"So the night before the Met," Kim lays out. "You are going to come in here and say you are not into a corset vibe?"
"You give me really bad anxiety," she accuses him. "What are you talking about?"
As with most normal thoughts and feelings, Kanye just didn't seem to understand.
"Why is that giving you anxiety to say that?" Kanye asks.
"Because you knew last night I was having really bad anxiety," Kim replies, her annoyance palpable.
"And I don’t need any more negative energy," she continues. "For you to now say that you aren’t into me wearing a tight dress."
Kanye then tries to complain about how sexy his wife is.
We're pretty sure that he knew who she was when he married her.
"You are my wife," Kanye states pointlessly. "And it affects me when pictures are too sexy."
That sounds like his problem. We can't imagine whine it should change Kim's behavior.
"You built me up to be this like sexy person, and confidence, and all this stuff," Kim points out.
"And just because you are on a journey and you’re on your transformation," she continues. "Doesn’t mean that I am in the same spot with you."
Very well said.
See, Kanye has decided that he's now in a place, spiritually, where his wife's family's brand of being hot and tantalizing isn't for him.
He says that, during his time as a rapper, he delighted in all of these unclothed women.
Now, he's decided that these aren't for him -- and even claims that seeing these women was impacting his soul, somehow.
It's fine for him to believe that or to avoid looking at porn or whatever.
But banning North from wearing makeup and trying to discourage his wife from living her fashion dreams is not fine. That's not about him anymore.
Don't make your spiritual journey somebody's else's business, dude.