Colt Johnson Chaperones Debbie on a Date: Trust Me Mom, Guys Are Creeps!

90 Day: The Single Life has shown us all the ugly side of Colt Johnson’s bond with his mom, Debbie.

There is also a more positive side to their at times codependent relationship.

In this clip, Colt is driving his mother across state lines to go on her date with Bill.

But she hasn’t met Bill or even really spoken to him. 

Colt Johnson admits in this clip that he feels that he has almost become his mother’s “father.”

This time, the role-reversal comes because he is playing chaperone.

He is driving Debbie, who is 70 years old, across state lines to meet up with a man she met online.

“I know a thing or two about talking to someone online and then traveling to meet them,” Colt notes.

On camera, he has done this twice. First with Larissa Lima, then with Jess Caroline.

Colt has also done this off camera. He knows what men can be like, because he knows what he can be like.

“I feel like I should be there to help her,” Colt conveys to the camera.

It’s a long drive to see Bill, this mystery man, for one thing.

Colt warns: “It’s gonna be tough.”

In the passenger seat, Debbie tells her son that she talks to this guy “every couple of days.”

Naturally, there is the question of whether Debbie’s messages with this man have taken a turn for the sexual.

Debbie struggles to find the word, but then confirms that there has been no “sexting.”

“He’s never asked me for a nudie-cutie,” Debbie quips, “and I’ve never asked him for a nudie-cutie.”

(I’m now obsessed with using this term for nudes, thank you Debbie)

Debbie then adds: “I do not want a guy sending me a dick pic.”

We are all treated immediately to flashbacks of Jess saying “good morning, my dick.”

Colt is notorious for sending photos of his penis to side pieces and even to random fans on Instagram.

He did this during his marriage to Larissa and then while he was dating Jess.

Colt then jokes about wishing that he were dead rather than hearing this discussion.

However, it then comes out that Debbie has never video chatted with Bill in any capacity.

That seems like a bit of a red flag when it comes to going to meet someone.

It is quickly pointed out that this guy could be lying to Debbie, or even catfishing her.

She has not video chatted with him or run a background check on him.

However, Debbie does not enjoy this discussion, complaining that it’s making her “feel stupid.”

As the clip ends, Debbie is clearly not in the best mood.

She was already nervous ahead of her date.

Now she feels like she is being shamed and made fun of for not being very familiar with dating, as it’s been decades.

90 Day: The Single Life has quite a cast of characters from the franchise, from the toxic Big Ed Brown to the headline-making Stephanie Matto.

But Debbie has a lot of people genuinely rooting for her to succeed and find love.

She’s 70, she is generally well-liked by fans, and it’s amazing to see her put herself out there — on camera, no less — and try to find love.

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Big Ed Brown Politely Asked to STFU by Girlfriend: Stop Being Pushy!

90 Day Fiance villain Big Ed Brown is on his second season of 90 Day: The Single Life, and his third chance at on-screen love.

This time, the unlucky lady is Kaory, with whom he was set up by a mutual friend.

After strengthening their bond, including running when gunfire interrupted their date, Ed wants to grill Kaory on how she feels about him.

She wants him to back off. Real love and romance blossoms over time, not on anyone’s schedule.

In this clip, Big Ed Brown and Kaory are having a talk, one that Ed hopes will be a serious evaluation of where things stand.

He asks her very directly how she feels about him.

Kaory admits that she feels “love,” but there’s a catch.

She explains to him that she does not want to feel pressured or pushed into anything.

“But you know when you and me talk about our relationship,” Kaory remarks.

She observes: “I feel high expectations.”

“People ask a lot,” Kaory generalizes, as if she is not specifically speaking about Ed.

“And,” she continues, “don’t allow things to be.”

She worries that his drive to analyze and gauge where they stand will spoil what they already have.

“I thought it was nice that Ed opened his heart to me,” Kaory tells the cameras.

“But,” she explains, “I think that a relationship is built.”

Kaory opines: “And to build it takes days, weeks, months, years.”

Ed does not take the hint, back down, or otherwise respect the boundary that Kaory is attempting to express.

He tells her that he likes her and that he feels a connection to her.

This attempt to completely ignore what she has said does not go unnoticed.

Kaory fires back: “Can’t you just be quiet and let things happen?”

She tells Ed: “I need a little silence.”

Ed being Ed and showing his usual respect for women, he just powers through and keeps trying to talk to her.

“No. Can’t you just be quiet?” Kaory adamantly tells him.

Finally, the reality TV villain seems to catch on that she doesn’t want to have this conversation.

She doesn’t want to do an in depth analysis of their relationship, and if they did one right now, Ed would not like what she has to say.

A flustered Ed then complains to the cameras about how he finds Kaory bewildering.

“I’m trying to understand, I really am, but it’s really confusing,” he confesses.

Ed continues: “So I’m thinking to myself, ‘I’m into you, I like you, I think you’re into me, you know, let’s see where this can go.'”

It may sound like we’re being a little harsh towards Ed here, and we are.

This is part of a pattern for him.

He ignores what the women in his life want, and then acts indignant and confused when they are angry about it.

Ed did this to Rosemarie Vega, lying to her for months and wasting her time before confessing his vasectomy plans.

Then, he did this to Liz, ignoring her desire to have some conversations private by trying to force her to talk about things on camera.

Now, he’s doing it to Kaory. It seems to be part of who he is. We may never understand why Liz Woods is engaged to him.

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Stephanie Matto Hospitalized After Breaking Windfall

90 Day Fiance star Stephanie Matto’s flatulence fortune has been making headlines.

This “fart jar” business has, she revealed, sent her to the hospital with alarming symptoms, fearing for her life.

This odd health crisis, Stephanie says, is forcing her to retire from this foul enterprise.

Unfortunately, she is also launching a product that is much worse.

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Recently, Stephanie Matto experienced painful pressure, akin to pinching, in the center of her chest.

Naturally, she feared for her life, and sought immediate medical attention.

As it turned out, it was a false alarm … with a very specific cause.

Doctors performed blood tests and did an EKG to determine the source of her pain.

The culprit turned out to be excess gas forcing its way up her esophagus.

Yes, she had to burp. And the reason behind it was her new, special diet to keep her “fart jar” business going.

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Stephanie Matto spoke to Jam Press about her experience.

“I thought I was having a stroke and that these were my final moments,” she admitted.

“I could tell that something was not right that evening,” Stephanie recalled.

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Stephanie detected the problem “when I was lying in bed and I could feel a pressure in my stomach moving upward.”

“It was quite hard to breathe,” Stephanie described, “and every time I tried to breathe in I’d feel a pinching sensation around my heart.”

She continued: “And that, of course, made my anxiety escalate.”

Most people would try drinking a glass of water, but Stephanie — being rich — could afford to seek immediate medical treatment.

“I actually called my friend and asked if they could come over to drive me to the hospital,” she shared.

Stephanie explained her panic “because I thought I was experiencing a heart attack.”

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“I ended up going to the hospital that evening,” Stephanie shared.

I didn’t tell my doctors about the farting in the jar,” she revealed.

“But,” Stephanie added, “I did tell them about my diet.”

“I was advised to change my diet and to take a gas suppressant medication,” Stephanie admitted.

She acknowledged that this is a change “which has effectively ended my business.”

Fans aren’t sure if her story entirely adds up, though no one doubts that she genuinely feared for her life.

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Now, confusing digestive gas rising up in the esophagus for a heart attack is not uncommon.

There is an entire Golden Girls episode about it (oh, how we miss Betty White already).

And, like Stephanie, many who experience this phenomenon are young, healthy twenty-somethings.

If a diet is especially spicy, especially acidic, or otherwise prone to producing gas, this can happen earlier in life.

The sudden discomfort in one’s chest very naturally causes a person to panic, fearing the worse.

It really does feel like a pressure on one’s heart, but a heart attack is not resolved by burping or drinking a cool glass of water — gas pain often is.

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Because this is not uncommon, fans are wondering why Stephanie is being forced to retire from her latest endeavor.

Her flatulence fortune does require a specific diet, but … now that she knows, she can just drink a cool glass of water and burp when she experiences this again.

For that matter, Stephanie might be able to expand her business to burp jars if she wants.

It is possible, fans speculate, that Stephanie is using this genuine scare as an excuse to step back from her role as a flatus tycoon.

This gives her (and her digestive system) a break and creates artificial scarcity.

One day, Stephanie could offer a limited return of the business and potentially pocket another small fortune with this foul enterprise.

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Unfortunately, there is something much more vile than Stephanie’s flatulence: NFTs.

Widely characterized as an overly technical pyramid scheme, non-fungible tokens are the latest craze taking in the gullible.

While we normally wouldn’t critique Stephanie for hustling in, NFTs have a devastating impact on the environment, making involvement in them unforgivable.

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Stephanie claims to be getting into the NFT business.

Unlike with her other ventures, such as online sex work, we honestly cannot say that we wish her well.

Hopefully, the scourge of NFTs will end soon as more people lose their savings buying links to .JPG files of ugly animals. Until then, NFTs remain a blight upon our world.

Syngin Colchester: Banned From The Single Life After Abuse Allegations?

On screen, Syngin Colchester’s behavior has left 90 Day Fiance viewers divided.

Some think that he’s a loser with a drinking problem. Others find him charming or even sexy.

Recently, an anonymous woman alleged that she experienced partner abuse during a relationship with Syngin.

Following the accusations, some 90 Day Fiance fans are calling for The Single Life to shelve Syngin’s storyline and ban him from the Tell All.

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When viewers first got to know Syngin Colchester, he was in a relationship with Tania Maduro.

Tania is a driven, compassionate young woman with firm, long-term goals.

In contrast, Syngin is a laid-back guy who aims for simple comforts in life.

The two had really hit things off when they met in South Africa, but their relationship was founded on one thing:

Sexual compatibility.

The two had an explosive, incredible sex life, and decided to keep the party going in the United States.

Tania and Syngin did get married, despite some obvious signs that they were not compatible.

Ultimately, they had different goals in life — especially when it came to Tania’s desire to have children.

With heavy hearts and a lot of conflicted feelings, they decided to break up.

That is how viewers have come to see Syngin on The Single Life‘s second season.

With Tania as a guest star and moral support, he began actively dating.

Of course, he didn’t actually stop sleeping with Tania. Their sexual compatibility didn’t go away, and neither did their love.

However, they knew that they needed a clean break for any of this to work.

That is why Syngin finally moved out, settling in Arizona to get a fresh start.

But some viewers are not too keen on continuing to watch the South African’s journey to find new love.

Recently, an anonymous woman going by the name “Valerie” was a guest on The Fraudcast, which as you can imagine is a podcast.

There, she shared her story, claiming to have dated Syngin for some time following his split from Tania.

She accused him of mental, physical, and sexual abuse during their relationship, adding that he has major problems with alcohol and drugs.

That is absolutely jarring and deeply upsetting.

It is true that one anonymous allegation is different from multiple allegations, and different than if someone confirmed as Syngin’s ex (like Tania) said this.

At the same time, we have to consider the allegations, hope that more information comes to light, and remember that false accusations are extremely rare.

Some are suggesting that Syngin’s storyline from this season should be scrubbed.

Yes, it would shorten the episodes, but many would consider it worth it.

Based upon the history of the franchise, that is not likely to happen.

90 Day Fiance has a history of employing abusers, with some examples more obvious than others.

Convicted domestic abuser Geoffrey Paschel filmed for an entire season, displaying red flags that barely hinted at the long string of gruesome allegations against him.

Even when widespread protest by fans got him disinvited from the Tell All, TLC did not explain his absence to viewers.

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Big Ed Brown has been accused of sexual misconduct off-screen, but his on-screen behavior has alarmed fans for years.

Meanwhile, Angela Deem is infamous for her outrageous verbal abuse, primarily aimed at Michael Ilesanmi.

Both of them are believed to simply be too profitable for TLC and Sharp to send packing, no matter how vile they really are.

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Syngin is not as popular or profitable as Angela or Ed.

The anonymous allegations against him also do not put him on the level of Geoffrey’s many accusers or the physical evidence against him.

Our guess is that, at the most, Syngin will not be asked to the Season 2 Tell All.

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However, even that could be a long shot unless fan pressure and advertisers push for Syngin’s removal.

At this point, it’s not necessarily a condemnation — people just want more facts before they continue to see Syngin on their screens.

It would admittedly be odd to see Big Ed take part in the Tell All but Syngin be banned from it, and difficult for the network to justify — if they even bother trying.

Big Ed Brown and Liz Woods: Even WE Are Shocked We’re Still Together!

No one watching the first 90 Day: The Single Life Tell All would have predicted what was to come.

Big Ed Brown and Liz Woods are engaged, and have been for months.

Ed himself admits that he was a self-obsessed jerk and a terrible partner, but wants the world to believe that he’s changed.

Liz seems to think that he has become a better man. Even she’s surprised by it.

Big Ed Brown got chewed out and widely condemned after Liz exposed him at the Tell All.

He’s a creep, he has control issues, and viewers watched him put Liz through the same BS that he did to Rosemarie Vega.

To this day, hearing Debbie chew out Big Ed is one of the highlights of the franchise. 

To quote Kim Kardashian: It’s what he deserves.

Still, Liz gave Ed a very undeserved second chance this summer.

He took it, proposing to her almost immediately after they got back together, and now … they’re closer than ever.

“Never did I expect more than 18 months ago we would be here!” Liz admitted in the caption of a recent Instagram post.

“I Love You! I Love Us! @thisisbiged thank you for completing me,” she gushed.

From the start till now, it was not easy,” Liz acknowledged. “You, forever with little miss have my heart.”

These two have now been engaged for four months and still seem to be very happy together.

The 29-year-old restaurant employee and the 56-year-old photographer-slash-creep can’t help gushing over each other.

In a recent Instagram Story post, Liz raved about their ongoing love story.

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“Every day he asks me if I love him,” Liz wrote, “and the answer is yes.”

She continued: “Every day he asks me if I am happy and the answer is yes.”

Liz added: “I hope this fairy tale never ends.”

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For his part, Ed also admitted that he didn’t think that they’d get to this place in “a million years.”

Clearly, they have both changed their tune.

Now Ed is spending a lot of time around Liz’s daughter, and they have welcomed a new dog into the family.

Ed and Liz had broken up weeks before the Tell All was filmed early this year.

After all of that drama and heartache, Ed somehow managed to spend the night with Liz in the hotel room.

The next day, however, he broke up with her via text message — one of eight such breakups, by his recollection.

Time passed, but Liz reached out to Ed after his beloved dog passed away this summer, expressing her condolences.

The two began to reconnect after that, apparently communicating via email (at least, that’s what Ed said in an interview).

Eventually, they decided to try dating again. Things quickly escalated from there.

According to Ed, the two of them began dating again on a Saturday, and were engaged on Sunday.

Whether he was speaking literally or not is unclear, but it sure sounded like it.

We will see more of their bizarre story play out on our screens … no matter what we may think of Big Ed as a person.

Stephanie Matto: I’m Gonna Quit Celibacy and Take a Bath With My Hot Ex!

90 Day: The Single Life star and flatulence entrepreneur Stephanie Matto has been celibate for a couple of years.

On Friday’s new episode, the wait is over.

In this clip, Stephanie is rekindling old passions with an ex from high school who is just her type.

Things go from casual party games to planning to take a bath together … and Stephanie is ready to end her celibacy tonight.

Many people wax nostalgic about their exes, even reconnecting with them years later.

That doesn’t always work out well, but you don’t always know until it happens.

That’s exactly where Stephanie Matto is as Fred attends a house party that she is throwing.

She and Fred dated in high school, but she didn’t single him out for an invite.

Early in this clip, Stephanie is playing beer pong beside Fred against another pair of friends.

In her commentary, she can’t help but notice how much her ex embodies her “type.”

“I like that Fred is unafraid to be himself,” Stephanie praises.

“Crazy outfit. Crazy hair. Funny and goofy,” she describes.

It’s hard to tell if that’s intended as a backhanded compliment. His outfit is a little colorful. His hair is pretty normal.

“I really love odd, quirky, eccentric types,” Stephanie admits.

“This is a common thread between all people I’ve dated,” she admits.

We are reminded of her ex-girlfriend, Erika Owens, with whom things very dramatically did not work out.

Stephanie and Fred first dated when they were fifteen.

While she only considered losing her “virginity” (virginity is a social construct, but she means penis-in-vagina sex), he was her “first” for many things.

“Of course, I was your first you were f–king 15,” Fred somewhat naively reminds her.

Later, when the sun has gone down, Stephanie and Fred separate themselves from the rest of the party.

Sharing some drinks out on the deck, they reconnection deepens.

“Cheers to reconnecting after all these years,” Stephanie praises. “That was so f–king long ago.”

Stephanie and Fred are doing a lot of laughing and smiling at this point.

As we know, Stephanie has been celibate for more than two and a half years at this point.

With Fred there and sparks flying, maybe enough is enough.

Stephanie makes a move on Fred … by asking if he wants to take a bath with her.

It’s not unusual to initiate hookups by using a shower as an icebreaker (especially if you’re worried that you or your partner(s) could be cleaner).

A bath is a little unorthodox, but apparently Stephanie loves taking baths with people. It’s arguably more sensual.

It’s also certainly easier to film than a shower.

“Fred and I are getting along,” Stephanie explains to the camera.

“We’re feeling very comfortable with each other,” she assesses.

“And with people that I’m attracted to, and I have a few drinks, my first instinct is to have a bath,” Stephanie reveals.

“I just really love taking baths with people,” she adds, joking: “I’m like a bathtub hoe.”

Stephanie teases: “I might lose my celibacy tonight. This is going to be the moment that I’ve been waiting for.”

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Debbie Johnson GHOSTED by Date on 90 Day Fiance: The Single Life!

Debbie Johnson has taken center stage on this season of 90 Day: The Single Life.

Part of that was Debbie’s dramatic makeover. She revamped her whole look at 70 years old.

Unfortunately, no amount of good looks can guarantee perfect luck in dating.

In this sneak peek of Friday’s The Single Life, Debbie is heartbroken as her date stands her up without a word.

Debbie Johnson’s new look includes more than some hair dye and a tantalizingly placed butterfly tattoo.

For her date, Debbie is dressed up in a lacy black top and a flattering pair of shorts.

She is excited for her second date with Jay, whom she first saw the week before.

Though Jay wasn’t exactly the most enthusiastic date last time, Debbie is feeling a little nervous.

She has already noticed that there is not much communication between the two of them.

In fact, despite their second date being imminent, he has yet to text her.

Meanwhile, her son Colt Johnson and his wife Vanessa are busy gassing Debbie up.

Vanessa gleefully calls Debbie a MILF, complimenting her looks.

Colt doesn’t quite go that far, calling his mom a “handsome woman” in the most awkward way imaginable.

Unfortunately, Debbie’s date does not go as planned.

In fact, it never gets underway. She is left waiting at home.

Thirty minutes in, she knows that there must be something more than a flat tire at play because she has not seen or heard from him.

Debbie attempts to call Jay.

His phone rings only once before it goes straight to his voicemail.

It’s obvious that he is simply declining to answer — and she is understandably irate.

Debbie ends up leaving a voicemail to vent her fury.

“Where the f–k are you?” she demands.

“We’re having a date,” Debbie reminds him, “thank you very much.”

Vanessa and Colt both acknowledge the obvious: he clearly saw that Debbie was calling and declined the call.

Between that, standing her up, and the lack of communication, one thing is very clear:

Debbie has been ghosted.

“I never realized what the expression ghosting was until now,” Debbie admits to the camera.

“I don’t know if this is how people treat each other now,” she adds, “dating in today’s life.”

Debbie continues: “But not to call or text, I don’t deserve it, it’s not right.”

“It makes me feel like I’m not worth the effort to [spend] five seconds typing something,” Debbie laments.

It is more than understandable that she feels this way.

No one likes being stood up, but things are worse for Debbie because she is dealing with dating at 70 — her first attempt in decades.

Debbie was not just stood up or ghosted — she was both.

No longer replying someone, silently disappearing from their life without communication or closure, is ghosting.

But when you have a date scheduled and you don’t show, you’re standing someone up.

Debbie is clearly devasted and angry, but those feelings do not have to last forever.

She can either let Jay’s emotionally immature style of rejection cause her to give up, or she can make sure that he’s not her last attempt at romance.

Besides, it’s theoretically possible that he could have a very good reason for this — and can make it up to her later. If she gives him that chance.

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90 Day Fiancé Gets SCARY! Big Ed Thought He Was ‘Going To Die’ During Gunfire On First Date!

90 Day Fiancé fans know Big Ed, aka Ed Brown, is off the market once again these days. The star of the spinoff 90 Day: The Single Life brought the fiancé part back to the show by getting engaged last month to his on-again, off-again girlfriend Liz Woods. But since it takes a while for reality TV to […]

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Stephanie Matto Mocks Haters: My Fart Jars Made Me Rich! You’re Just Jealous!

Disgusting but true: Stephanie Matto is getting rich off of selling her own intestinal gasses to weird, horny fans.

The 90 Day: The Single Life star’s “fart jars” sell for $1,000 each, but are currently discounted to a mere $500.

This malodorous enterprise is making her a tremendous amount of money in an extremely short time.

Stephanie is offering her fans step-by-step instructions on how she keeps up with demand … and is clapping back at critics.

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In just one week, Stephanie Matto raked in $45,000 from these odious care packages.

The mail-order flatulence business has already raked in over $100,000 for her.

Stephanie has also gone viral over this, reaching people on social media who have no idea that she’s a recurring 90 Day Fiance star.

Stephanie Matto kisses her date (The Single Life s2 preview)

Across TikTok, Twitter, Instagram, and beyond, people naturally have questions.

Who TF is spending so much money on something that most of us would prefer to pretend doesn’t exist at all?

And frankly … how exactly is Stephanie able to meet market demands all by herself?

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Stephanie has answers, whether we like them or not.

In a series of videos (included in this post), Stephanie takes viewers through a step-by-step explanation.

It starts with her diet: eating beans, protein muffins, low-sugar yogurt, and hardboiled eggs.

“While I wait for those farts to develop, I like to read — I’m very smart, I like to read,” Stephanie shares.

“And then when I’m ready to go,” she continues, “I, you know, do my job.”

Adding the flower petal to the jar isn’t just a nice gesture; she also believes that it holds the scent better for her customers.

Stephanie Matto ready to date again (The Single Life s2 preview)

Stephanie includes handwritten notes alongside these gas jars of her gasses.

Among other advice for anyone wishing to follow in her footsteps, she suggests to “not force it.”

Of course, not everyone is guaranteed to rake in this kind of money. What makes Stephanie so special?

Stephanie has an explanation for why dozens of horny people are paying her top dollar for such an unthinkable product.

“I honestly think it’s because I have a really good personality,” she suggests.

“And,” Stephanie continues, “also because I’m hot.”

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“People judging me for selling my jarred farts,” Stephanie mocks.

“Them not knowing I’ve made over 100k,” she remarks in the video.

“And,” Stephanie continues, “own a beautiful home and multiple cars.”

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Of course, Stephanie has been doing online sex work for years, including on OnlyFans.

While she’s far from the only 90 Day Fiance star to make use of the adult media subscription site.

However, she does have a reputation as the star who gives the most bang for your buck, so to speak, and even launched her own platform a few months ago.

Apparently, it was on that platform where horny customers repeatedly messaged her, begging to purchase her flatulent offerings.

Stephanie shares that she was reluctant at first, but ultimately decided to go for it.

Given that she has ranked in a middle class year’s salary in just a few weeks, that was clearly the right decision.

Stephanie Matto: Selling My Farts is Making Me Disgustingly Rich!

Stephanie Matto is a familiar and polarizing figure among 90 Day Fiance fans.

She is currently starring on 90 Day: The Single Life, but is making headlines for a very different reason.

Unfortunately, we must now address the most distasteful topic imaginable: flatulence.

Stephanie is selling little jars of her intestinal gasses … and an alarming number of people are buying them.

Stephanie Matto went viral several weeks ago when she began this campaign.

Already a success on OnlyFans, she got creative and tapped into an unthinkable, unspeakable market.

Insisting upon using the word “farts,” she is offering the most innovative item for sale since gamer girl bath water first hit the market.

“So as of today I have made over $90,000,” the 31-year-old reality star told In Touch Weekly.

“Yeah, it is pretty crazy,” she acknowledged. “It is.”

Additionally, her endeavor has gone viral, reaching people who have no idea that she’s a 90 Day Fiance star.

“And the thing is what I find really awesome about this whole entire new, like fart jar venture,” Stephanie began.

She continued: “Is that I think it’s inspired a lot of people to think outside of the box, as far as ways that they can make money.”

“And I know right now with like the holidays and everything, everything that’s going on in the world, people are looking for new ways to make money,” she added.

“So I have my platform, Unfiltrd,” Stephanie promoted.

“And,” she continued, “I know a lot of the creators on there are now starting to think of different ways to make money.”

Stephanie added: “other than just like selling their photos or videos.”

“They’re looking into, you know, maybe selling their bath water or selling their spit in a jar,” Stephanie shared.

“But nobody else is doing farts,” she boasted.

Stephanie bragged: “I’m the only one. I’ve got the monopoly on farts.”

Stephanie explained how launching her own NSFW platform for herself and others helped inspire this idea.

“I would get messages on a frequent basis of men asking me for my farts,” she shared.

“But also,” Stephanie continued, “making videos of me making the jars and the farts.”

“So they wanted videos basically of me farting,” Stephanie continued.

“And they’d always have very specific requests,” she detailed.

“Like, they want me wearing latex,” Stephanie cited. “They want me wearing a certain kind of outfit.”

“They want me in a certain room that has like better acoustics,” Stephanie continued.

“So like in the shower, in the bathtub,” she explained.

Stephanie affirmed: “And I’m a person who does not kink shame.”

“I know that everyone is into their own freaky stuff, whatever it may be,” Stephanie acknowledged.

“But at first I was like, ‘Okay, I don’t know if I can do this because like, even for me, this is a little bit too weird,’” she admitted.

“But I started to be a little bit more open to it,” Stephanie explained, “and I saw the amount of requests I was getting.”

“So I was like, ‘You know what, let me just do this. And let me, let me see if this sells,'” Stephanie shared.

“And much to my astonishment,” she revealed, “I almost sold out within the first week.”

That is no small accomplishment, because each jar costs $1,000 — though they are currently on sale, at a steal, for $500.

“I always price things at, at like what I think my value is,” Stephanie explained. “I do not undersell myself.”

“I think that’s my number one rule in business is like, you are valuable and not just you, but your time,” she affirmed.

“And,” Stephanie assessed, “I think that the amount of time, effort, energy and creativity that went into this project was worth $1,000.”

“So, you know, some people think that it’s crazy,” Stephanie noted.

“But listen, people were willing to pay that price,” she pointed out. “So I don’t think it’s that crazy.”

She even shared that her mother discovered this enterprise by hearing about it at work, but Stephanie told her that this unspeakable sale is paying for Christmas this year.

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Big Ed Brown Date Interrupted by Gunshots!

Viewers of 90 Day: The Single Life know where Big Ed Brown’s story is headed, even if he does not.

Ed is engaged to Liz Woods, despite numerous breakups and humiliations that should have sent her out of his life for good.

Before that, he was dating again, which is why the latest episode showed him on a date in Mexico.

To everyone’s horror, that date was interrupted by the sound of live gunfire, sending everyone — including Ed — fleeing for safety.

People have different relationships with family. That’s normal.

Most people don’t refer to their elderly mom as a “secret weapon,” but in the context of dating, we’ll let that slide.

Big Ed Brown said just that of his mother as he brought her along with him to Mexico to meet with his latest mark — ahem, girlfriend.

Since Ed’s mom is Mexican and speaks Spanish, Ed hopes that this will give him a foot in the door with Kaory.

Kaory is a single parent like Ed, and she is actually 38 — much younger than Ed, but not less than half his age. She’s older than his daughter!

With the possibility in mind that Ed might hook up with Kaory, he has booked a separate room for his mother at the same hotel.

Ed wore his lucky underwear and socks on his date with Kaory.

That superstition either paid off in a big way, or isn’t working right — depending upon your point of view, we suppose.

Right off the bat, it was rainy outside … a blow to Ed’s confidence after he had psyched himself up for the date.

“I’m smelling good, I’m looking good, I’m feeling good, and … it’s raining,” Ed complained.

“I’m like, what the f–k? My first date, traveled all this way to get here,” he described.

Ed continued: “I’m looking around going, what the hell am I doing? Like, was this worth it? Is this a sign?”

But Kaory was there at the restaurant, admitting to the cameras that she had been nervous about meeting him.

Her first impression of Ed was that his shirt, which was red, matched his “red like flame” skin.

She spoke about skin a lot, lamenting that hers looked worse (not to us), while Ed “complimented” her by telling her that she looks 22.

Big Ed did employ a new strategy when it came to dating, something that he didn’t try with Liz or Rose: treating her like a human being.

Specifically, instead of trying to impress her with money, Ed put some thought into a gift for Kaory, buying her crystals from a mystic shop.

Kaory clearly appreciated the gift, and the two spoke — with Ed practicing his Spanish with moderate success — until the date went to hell in a handbasket.

Then, everything changed very quickly, beginning with two people in the restaurant urgently telling everyone stop.

Then, gunshots rang out, clearly from not too far outside of the restaurant.

Ed, Kaory, producers, and regular folks from the restaurant alike rush to what looks like the back of the restaurant and huddle at the floor, trying to minimize the chances of being shot.

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90 Day The Single Life ROASTED by Viewers: Is It Too Fake and Too Horny?

We are now a few episodes into 90 Day: The Single Life Season 2.

From Natalie’s patented weirdness to Big Ed’s relentless creepiness to Debbie dating again at 70, it doesn’t lack for drama.

There’s just one thing that a growing number of viewers feel is missing from the new season of the spinoff:

Authenticity. Has the spinoff tried to do too much and gone too far?

Debbie Johnson, Syngin Colchester, Stephanie Matto split

Let’s look at 90 Day: The Single Life‘s Season 2 cast to get where people are coming from.

First up is Syngin Colchester. Some people like him, some like Tania, some like or dislike both.

Along the same lines, a lot of people are genuinely interested in Debbie Johnson’s return to the dating scene.

Debbie Johnson - it's been 40 years (The Single Life s2 preview)

But then there is series villain Big Ed Brown, who was on last season.

He is a man so widely disliked and creepy that he has a nickname among viewers: Big Pred.

Meanwhile, another longtime villain Jesse Meester is back, and dating a fellow franchise alum. Ew.

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That alum is Jeniffer Tarazona, who is beautiful but not widely liked by fans.

Then there’s Stephanie Matto, who struck out after one season, driving away her then-girlfriend Erika and all of the fandom.

Stephanie is hot and she does have good qualities, but she’s a franchise villain and fans have not forgotten her on-screen behavior.

Stephanie Matto ready to date again (The Single Life s2 preview)

And, of course, there is Natalie Mordovtseva.

Some people see her as a victim, others as the toxic party in her former marriage to Mike Youngquist.

Watching her try to find the Florida Man of her dreams is fascinating in a morbid sense, like watching a video of a deranged parrot, you know?

Natalie Mordovtseva smiles (The Single Life S2 sneak peek)

Another thing to note, before we get into what critical viewers are saying, is the platform.

The Single Life‘s original run is always on Discovery Plus, and streaming does not play by the same rules as airing on TLC.

Certainly, the gratuitous shots of Jesse’s butt from Season 2 will need to undergo a lot of censorship before anything like this season can air on TLC.

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All of this and more comes up in the critiques voiced by some unsatisfied viewers in a recent Reddit post.

“The new season of single life is so fake and sexualized,” one post began.

“This s–t is so hard to watch,” the viewer wrote. “First off, they picked the most random people for this season.”

Stephanie Matto kisses her date (The Single Life s2 preview)

“Secondly, why is everything about sex?!?!” the same Reddit user demanded.

“These people are on the FIRST date and their whole mindset is on sex and not love,” the post complained.

“I get sex is normal but the whole series is revolved around it,” the redditor continued. “What the actual f is happening?”

Jesse Meester makes out with Jeniffer Tarazona (The Single Life s2 preview)

“Also, Jesse and Jennifer are obviously just doing it for the clout,” the post concluded. “The lack of connection there is so obvious.”

“I honestly cannot stand Steph,” a commenter added in a similar vein.

“Her entire personality is fake,” the comment continued. “She’s obnoxious as hell.”

The Single Life critiques reddit (November 2021)

“That ‘date’ was one of the most cringey things I’ve ever watched,” the second redditor accused.

“Jesse & Jennifer are those two ‘popular’ kids in high school who peaked and are still chasing that,” the commenter characterized.

“Debbie…. well she just wants to f–k,” the user said accurately. “Good for her.”

Debbie Johnson doesn't want to be in the friendzone (The Single Life s2 preview)

“Although she absolutely does talk too much,” the redditor admitted. “But she hasn’t dated in such a long time that she deserves a pass.”

The commenter added: “Syngin is a weird one to me. I used to sort of root for him, but now he’s just as toxic as Tania.”

“We all know PrEd is a disgusting vile piece of human toilet paper. Not really much to say on him that hasn’t been said already”

Big Ed Brown claims that he deserves love (The Single Life s2 preview)

We don’t necessarily agree with all of what these two are saying, but … they’re making some points.

We will say that the “sex” part may have more to do with demographics and platforms than anything else.

There are a few hotties on 90 Day Fiance, and streaming gives them more options to showcase that.

Streaming also aims at younger audiences, who are less likely to have cable.

Younger audiences are, demographically, less likely to find sexual content offputting even if there are major exceptions.

Then there is the “fake” issue, referring not to production meddling (for once) but to the cast.

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A lot of reality stars are cast for their poor decision making and their lack of conflict-resolution skills and their generally baffling behavior.

There may be something to how “pros” on a show like The Single Life, all of whom have been on the show and are now returning, might be too seasoned to be authentic.

It’s nice to see that we’re all rooting for Debbie to get railed, though. We do wish her the best.

Jesse Meester to Jeniffer Tarazona: Let’s Take Off Our Clothes and Breathe Into Each Other!

Watching Season 2 of 90 Day: The Single Life means sitting through Jesse Meester and Jeniffer Tarazona’s relationship.

There are perks to it, of course. They’re both attractive people, and Jesse is always fun to hate-watch.

But it also means that we are subjected to his every creepy thought.

Jesse’s idea of a date night is a little unconventional. It’s very horny, but Jesse makes it so, so weird.

Jeniffer Tarazona is clearly looking for someone very different from her ex, Tim Malcolm.

She could not make that more clear.

They weren’t compatible, but Jeniffer takes it further — insulting Tim for not just trying to get into her pants.

In this sneak peek of this week’s new The Single Life, Jesse offers to take off his ridiculous tux.

“So I think it would be nice to get a little comfortable, you know,” he tells Jeniffer.

Jesse offers that he will “just take off the suit and everything.”

In the confessional, Jeniffer straight up says that she would be hurt and turned off if Jesse weren’t such a horndog.

“If I had to do the first move, I wouldn’t be interested,” she stated.

Jeniffer explained “because it will be boring.”

“It would be like Tim, which was my worst nightmare,” Jeniffer said. “Man up.”

We see that toxic ideas about gender and sex are alive and well in Jeniffer’s mind.

That’s clearly working in Jesse’s favor.

Jeniffer asks Jesse if there is a robe that she can wear after she takes off her own alluring outfit.

There is.

Jesse recommends that the two of them “wind down, relax, and do some yoga.”

We’d say that that’s a new line, but it’s not new at all … it’s basically just another iteration of Netflix and Chill.

(Before Netflix and Chill, the expression was “want to come over and not watch a movie?” It’s not new, folks)

But what Jesse lacks in novelty he makes up for in an inflated sense of self-importance.

Speaking to the camera, Jesse waxes philosophical about how he wants to get to know Jeniffer on a less superficial level.

“You don’t have to kiss right away,” he says. “You don’t have to make love the first night.”

Jesse adds: “I had that phase in my life.”

“Let me get to know you for who you are,” Jesse suggests, “and not let lust be our guide.”

Okay, first of all, who outside of a soap opera calls it making love exactly? In 2021?

Second, to not let lust be our guide is perfectly fine, but we could do without Jesse’s insufferably smug attitude.

Speaking of lust, Jeniffer is clearly checking out Jesse’s genuinely impressive posterior.

But if she was worried that all of his talk about deeper connections meant that tonight would be boring, she needn’t.

Instead, like a repressed adolescent nervously inventing reasons to be close to a friend, Jesse just gets weird.

Jesse has the two of them sit in their robes with their legs overlapping, his beneath hers, their faces inches away from each other.

“You breathe into me and I breathe into you,” Jesse instructs her.

It only takes seconds of this weird breath exchange for the two of them to start making out, of course.

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Natalie Mordovtseva Shames Blind Date for Drinking: I Don’t Want Another Mike!

90 Day: The Single Life is back with its second season, including Natalie Mordovtseva’s quest for a hot Florida Man.

As she ventures for a rebound after her split from Mike Youngquist, she is going on blind dates.

In this clip of Friday’s episode, Natalie gushes about how her date is even hotter than his photo.

There’s just one problem: he’s drinking a cocktail when she shows up. Natalie isn’t having it.

On the season premiere, Natalie wasn’t really dating so much as flirting in her patented wide-eyed, bouncy way.

Some viewers were concerned that Natalie’s behavior has grown even odder since ending her marriage to Mike.

Others reasoned that perhaps she was just trying to turn on her version of charm and try to “chat up” a man on the beach.

In this sneak peek clip of the second episode, Natalie is preparing to embark upon a blind date.

It is, she reveals, her first blind date — ever.

Thankfully, it’s 2021, so she has seen the guy’s photo. It’s enough that she’s a little nervous.

Her first reaction upon meeting Johnny is to notice how handsome he is.

Natalie is “nervous” by her own admission, but she’s pleased to meet a man who is better looking than his photo.

Then she looks down at his drink, asks what he’s drinking, and her mood swiftly changes.

Johnny reveals that he is drinking a Red Bull vodka, and Natalie is instantly put off.

“Oh, okay,” she says in the most neutral tone that she can manage.

“When I enter restaurant,” Natalie describes to the camera, “he had a drink. … Not nice.”

“I don’t want have dates with guys who’re obsessed with drinks,” Natalie declares in her post-date confessional.

She explains this policy “because I consider man as a potential father of my kids.”

It seems that Natalie’s strong opinions about alcohol have not changed in the slightest.

Johnny clearly picks up on her discomfort.

But since she hasn’t told him, he naturally doesn’t conclude that she’s internally screaming because he’s drinking a cocktail.

Instead, he innocently asks her what sort of drink she might like, listing vodka, tequila, and — perhaps catching on to her mood — water.

Natalie explains that she does not want to drink because she is “not a party girl.”

“I would not want to look for party guy,” she explains to him, “because we would not match.”

Natalie added: “Because I want to be a mother and I want to have a child.”

This, however, is when Johnny surprises her.

He goes to get her a water and himself a water.

While the bartender is not yet available, he even returns his own unfinished cocktail.

Natalie met a guy who would rather forego having a drink of any kind than drive her away.

She picked up on this and found it tremendously encouraging.

“He took his drink and remove it,” Natalie recalls. “And he said, ‘I do it for you.'”

In Natalie’s mind, this formed a wonderful contrast from her ex.

“It make me feel good,” she tells the camera, “because Michael never choose me over alcohol.”

By that, Natalie clearly means that Michael did not stop drinking alcohol entirely to appease her, which is true.

Natalie of course quickly shifted the mood by asking Johnny a very serious question.

“So, you believe in God?” she asks at the end of the clip.

While questions of religious belief can be important for compatibility, that’s a doozy of a line for a first date. It all is.

Tragically, the sneak peek clip ran out before we could get Johnny’s answer or, more importantly, however Natalie responds to it.

But that’s what the full episode is for.

90 Day: The Single Life is streaming new episodes on Fridays on the Discovery Plus streaming app.

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Jesse Meester and Jeniffer Tarazona: Faking The Single Life Relationship?

To the collective weirded-out reaction of the 90 Day Fiance world, Jesse Meester and Jeniffer Tarazona are in a relationship.

At least, that’s what they’re saying.

On Season 2 of 90 Day: The Single Life, we are already inundated with their alleged love story.

The only problem is that a lot of fans aren’t buying this random romance. What’s really going on?

Jesse Meester stares creepily

When we first met Jeniffer Tarazona and Jesse Meester, they were in very different relationships.

Jeniffer was dating an American, Tim Malcolm, who is from Charlotte.

Jesse of course was dating Darcey Silva, from Connecticut.

Jeniffer Tarazona rock climbs in Colombia

The 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days couples did not work out.

That’s a bit of an understatement.

There are a lot of lingering hard feelings and still-spoken insults hurled between the exes.

Jesse Meester - I'm an entrepreneur I'm from Amsterdam

Now, for the first time in franchise history, two non-American exes are dating each other.

To hear Jeniffer tell it, she just slid into Jesse’s DMs and, ages later, he replied.

From there, the two self-absorbed hotties let nature take its course.

Jeniffer Tarazona introduces herself on The Single Life

That was not all that they had to say on the season premiere last Friday.

Jeniffer was first seen rock climbing and then talking about her ex and then about this new romance.

Jesse, meanwhile, really showed his ass — not just his bad personality, but his literal posterior. We thought it would never end.

Jesse Meester at the spa

We’re not shaming the guy for his glutes, but you can tell that he lept at the chance to go naked on the streaming platform.

Even in the trailer for the show, he was sure to spend plenty of time in the shower.

Jesse likes to show off, and let’s face it, even if people universally hate him, some don’t mind watching him — when he’s not talking.

Jeniffer Tarazona - living life truly

When Jesse does speak, he has the general vibe of a mannequin possessed by a self-help cult leader who was also a serial killer.

That has not changed on The Single Life, and he was quick to describe himself as an international entrepreneur.

He also claims to live a life of luxury, and image that he is eager to project while filming.

Jesse Meester speaks about his love life on The Single Life

So why do people think that the Colombian beauty and the Dutch marketing employee working in Russia aren’t a genuine item?

First, because it fits their dispositions.

They both come across as self-absorbed and fame-hungry, even for reality stars.

Jeniffer Tarazona - maybe I invite you to my cave

Then there’s the PDA factor of it all.

It’s like they’re trying a little too hard to show the world that they’re a couple who are hot and horny for each other.

Those steamy scenes with the two of them could serve a second purpose, too.

Jeniffer Tarazona DMs with Jesse Meester (allegedly)

After all, Jeniffer is a model and Jesse is, well, Jesse.

Showering together in the trailer seems like a great opportunity to show the world how hot and desirable they both are.

Their time on the show could basically be one long commercial for their personal brands and, possibly, their continued reality careers.

Jesse Meester makes out with Jeniffer Tarazona (The Single Life s2 preview)

Jesse is also taking calculated jabs at Jeniffer’s ex, Tim.

He even added a homophobic layer to his public feud, accusing Tim of being gay (and yes, that is homophobic, even if the person is straight).

Jesse and Tim have made headlines as a result, which only serves to boost Jesse’s name and ego.

Jeniffer Tarazona could fall in love with Jesse (The Single Life promo)

Of course … all of this could be true without the relationship being phony balogna (phony baloney? phogna bologna? whatever).

Relationships are often built upon shared values.

In their case, “me, myself, and I” might qualify as a belief near and dear to their hearts. Plus, they have similar goals.

Debbie Johnson Blindsided: Colt is a Rotten Bastard for Kicking Me Out!

On Friday, the Season 2 premiere of 90 Day: The Single Life dropped, showing single Debbie Johnson trying to date.

Debbie is about 70 years old. She was married to Colt’s father for nearly three decades, and has been a single widow ever since.

But it turned out that her dip into the dating pool was not the centerpiece of the premiere.

Her son reminded everyone why he’s a 90 Day Fiance villain when he told Debbie that she has three months to find a new place to live.

Colt Johnson and his side-piece-turned-wife, Vanessa Guerra, were talking on the Season 2 premiere.

Calling his mother’s dates “gentlemen callers,” he said that he and Vanessa wanted to give her space while she dates.

Apparently they drove “all the way to the border” when Debbie brought one man home, just in case.

Debbie explained to the camera that she has thought about moving out.

She is aware of the space issue.

But she has looked at apartments and they are simply too expensive for her.

Of course, perpetual horndog Colt also wanted some space for him and his wife so that they can bone whenever, wherever.

It sounds like there have been some close run-ins with Debbie walking in or almost walking in on them.

And Colt is clearly fearful that the reverse could happen, with him or Vanessa walking in on Debbie.

Debbie descends what is now an iconic staircase to speak to Colt and Vanessa.

This is a reality show, so she knows that there’s going to be a conversation.

She just doesn’t know what it will be yet.

Debbie has her new tattoo, a butterfly tattoo.

She shows it off to Vanessa, though Colt shies away from his mother’s unbuttoned blouse.

Then things get more serious as he breaks some news to her.

The lease is ending in three months.

When that happens, Colt and Vanessa will be moving out and getting their own place — without Debbie.

This means that Debbie is effectively left out in the cold, because she will need to find a new place, too.

Three months is not an ideal amount of time to find a new place to live.

Debbie has her entire life to pack up. She is also a 70-year-old woman with cats.

Her immediate reaction is shock, followed by anger.

Colt, as awkwardly as humanly possible, says “I’m sorry” and assures his mother that he loves her.

That doesn’t change the position that Debbie is in, or who is putting her there on such short notice.

Debbie excuses herself, declaring that this is making her feel sick, and storms away.

Very audibly for the microphone, Debbie calls Colt a “f–king bastard.”

The fun part is that this is on Discovery Plus, so there’s no bleeping.

Even the subtitles don’t have to exclude letters. Seriously, check out the included clip.

“Rotten bastard,” she mutters to herself off camera as she storms off.

In her room, the production team catches up with her.

There, a tearful Debbie explains just how rotten her situation now is.

“Sneaky about getting married and doesn’t tell me, and then he’s hiding the fact that he wants me to move out, it’s not the Colt that I know,” she laments.

“This is a sh–ty thing for him to do to his mother, just to kick me out on the f–king street,” Debbie expresses.

“It’s not right. And I have cats. What the f–k am I going to do with my cats? Be homeless with my cats, I guess,” she adds tearfully.

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