Britney Spears Turns 39: It’s (My) Birthday, Bish!

Britney Spears has had an intense 2020, from helping fans pay their pandemic bills to trying to fire her awful dad from her conservatorship.

Today is her birthday! Happy birthday to this incomparable icon!

“Happy b-day to me,” Britney Spears captioned one of her celebratory posts this week.

She followed those words with a bouqet of jubilant emojis, including cakes, stars, and flowers.

She posted this on Tuesday, December 1 — the day before her December 2 birthday.

However, this early celebration was not really a surprise to anyone.

Britney and hunky boyfriend Sam Asghari also posted a cute video to Instagram.

Using an adorable video filter, the two of them tease each other about how long Britney intends to celebrate this milestone.

“Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me,” Britney sings in the video.

As obviously planned, Sam interrupts her with: “Okay baby, we get it. It’s your birthday, we’ve been celebrating for a month let’s move on now.” 

Comically, Britney brushes this off and continues singing “Happy Birthday” to the camera.

Britney Spears (filtered) alongside Sam Asghari for 39th bday

In his Instagram caption, Sam makes his actual feelings abundantly clear.

“Happy Birthday to my Lioness,” he writes.

“We’ve been [celebrating],” Sam notes.

Sam Asghari’s caption continues: “We will celebrate until the end of the year.”

Hey, you only turn 39 once.

Sam concludes his glowing caption with: “let the cake eating began……”

In addition to their kind words, Britney shared this snap of her and Sam being very playful.

Obviously, some of the more brainrotten followers decided to interpret this, not as a cute couples photo, but as “evidence” that Sam is a double agent working to control Britney for her dad.

Folks … it’s a goofy picture. Hands down, the best comment was “watches Euphoria once.”

Speaking of Instagram alarmists, others were driven into a panic by Britney’s one-day-early announcement.

Thousands of people have commented this year that they’re having trouble telling the days of the week apart. 2020 is like that.

Britney has made the same observation as everyone else, but when she says it, people who are Team Jamie seem to think that it’s “proof” that she is of unsound mind.

Again, she knows when her birthday. Even if she had forgotten, Sam would have reminded her.

She’s just celebrating early (and, we hope, often!) because literally why wouldn’t she?

When life has been so unfair to you, it only makes sense to celebrate the happy moments when they come along.

Britney has suffered a painful setback in her ongoing struggle for personal autonomy — an uphill battle for her fundamental human rights.

At the moment, her awful father controls so many aspects of her life, from her career to her finances to her personal movements.

Britney will be 40 in a year, but she needs permission to go on vacation with her boyfriend.

Britney has asked the court to remove her widely reviled father from her conservatorship.

Unfortunately, she has not yet gotten her wish, with the court declining to grant her request — to the outrage of millions.

She has another hearing on this matter in early 2021. It’s hard to get one’s hopes up on this matter, however.

Britney is a mother of two teenage boys.

In just a few years, both Sean Preston and Jayden James will be 18.

At that point, the two of them will both have more personal freedoms and choices than their mother … unless something changes, soon.

Melissa Gorga Turns 40, STUNS Fans With Steamy Bikini Pics!

Jennifer Aydin may have accused Melissa Gorga of being self-centered and vain, but doesn’t Melissa have every right to be?

In honor of her fortieth birthday, Melissa shared comparison photos between age 30 and 40. She’s an absolute knockout.

Over the weekend, on March 21, Melissa Gorga turned 40 years old.

“Okay Ladies,” she writes on Instagram. “Another year is about to go by.”

“You should Never even worry about another decade going by,” Melissa says when it comes to milestone birthdays.

As evidence, she posts comparison photos of herself at ages 30 and 40. 

Melissa Gorga 30 to 40 comparison

She’s drop-dead gorgeous in both pics.

“You will all get better with age,” Melissa vows to her followers.

“Especially,” she details, “from the inside out.”

“Have no fear!” Melissa encourages her fans. “Embrace it!”

Dina Manzo, Melissa’s former castmate on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, saw her post.

“Gurlllll enjoy it,” Dina comments.

She tells her to live it up now “because in about 5 years s–t literally starts to fall apart overnight lol.”

Existing within an organic body truly is a gruesome prison sentence, but for now, Melissa’s is more like a palatial mansion. 

Now, during the Reunion special, Jennifer Aydin accused Melissa of being deeply self-absorbed.

She mocked her, describing her as always looking at photos of herself and hyping herself up.

“If I looked like you I would be self-absorbed too,” a commeter writes, referring to that unfair criticism.

The fan continues: “Self-confidence is healthy and you are proof of that.”

That fan is absolutely right. A little well-deserved narcissism can do wonders.

Melissa consistently stands out of a crowd, even when she’s standing with other strikingly beautiful women.

That certainly includes RHONJ, where family members unfamiliar with the show might walk in at any time and point her out as “the pretty one.”

All in all, Melissa is one of the most beautiful women to ever hold the title of Real Housewife.

Admittedly, some of her followers may feel that Melissa’s encouraging caption about milestones and aging are a little tone deaf.

Melissa is rich, with an estimated net worth of $1.5 million.

She clearly won the genetic lottery. Both of these are major factors when it comes to beauty and health.

Just because she is aging gracefully doesn’t mean that the same is true for all of her followers.

We should also note that Jennifer Aydin probably cannot claim sole credit for her accusations against Melissa.

She slammed her for her “constant selfies” and “constant accolades.”

It seemed strongly implied that this was something that she had discussed with Teresa Giudice, Melissa’s sister-in-law.

Tre may have been unwilling to go on the attack herself, so she used Jennifer as a puppet.

That’s the theory, anyway. The camera crew certainly seemed to imply it by zooming in on Teresa like that.

Of course, Jennifer already had beef with Melissa.

She was so furious with her that she threw random objects at her, pelting her with flatware.

Perhaps Melissa’s 40th year will see less bad behavior aimed at her.