Britney Spears Treats Fans to Epic Snake Callback Ahead of Conservatorship Testimony

Right now, we are only weeks away from Britney Spears giving testimony in her conservatorship case.

She knows that all eyes are on her (in the center of the ring, just like a circus) as she fights to fire her awful dad.

But while the minds of fans are fixed on Britney’s fight for autonomy, she’s still living her life.

Within her gilded cage, Britney is serving up a gorgeous look that is also a bit of a blast from the past.

One of Britney Spears’ most iconic looks was and will always be from the 2001 VMAs.

Singing “I’m a Slave 4 U,” she wore very little, but all eyes were on her accessory (and dance partner).

Britney performed on stage with an albino burmese python.

Taking to Instagram, the majestically talented singer is making a nod to that iconic moment.

Wearing a scaly green dress, Britney is flashing back to two decades ago.

This isn’t just a visual reference. She’s spelling it out in the captions.

“I held a snake at the @VMAs one time,” Britney understated.

“But decided to go ahead 20 years later and become the motherf–king snake myself !!!!” she announced.

She punctuated her words with plenty of snake emojis.

“And since TRICKS ARE FOR KIDS you tricky little s–ts …” Britney quipped.

“Who knows what color snake I will be tomorrow!!!!???” she teased.

“STAY SAFE folks and watch out for the [snakes],” Britney concluded playfully.

Obviously, Britney has worn snake-referencing outfits before.

But she doesn’t limit herself to any one corner of the animal kingdom.

The point, for Britney, is to have fun and be herself.

Britney did not get to have a normal life.

Remember, even before she was catapulted to world-class megafame, she was a child actress.

Her not-so-normal childhood led to massive stardom as a teen, and her adulthood has been … busy.

Last year, Britney’s attorney informed the court that Britney is afraid of her awful dad.

She refuses to perform again while he continues to run her conservatorship with an iron fist.

But stepping away from her time on the stage has its perks.

Britney has fun at home and is learning to live her life like a person, not like the world’s greatest performer.

She plays dress-up, has photoshoots, and spends time with her almost comically handsome boyfriend, Sam Asghari.

Her Instagram posts reflect her fun, goofy attitude as she shares glimpses of her calm domestic life with fans.

This is lost on some of Britney’s more paranoid fans.

For the past two years, her conservatorship has been — very appropriately — in the spotlight.

Britney lacks many basic freedoms, and her father’s role in the conservatorship is flat-out unacceptable.

The paranoia comes into play when fans look for hidden signs, messages, and clues in Britney’s posts.

The fact of the matter is that Britney will talk about her situation when she’s fully ready to do so.

In the mean time, clowns need to stop writing “wear yellow if you need help,” like it’s not her favorite color.

Treating Britney’s Instagram like a puzzle to be solved is dehumanizing.

And it turns #FreeBritney into a meme instead of a cry for justice.

Thankfully, Britney’s priorities are elsewhere, so she has not fallen into the weird trap set by toxic stans.

Britney is the mother of two amazing, teenage sons.

She has a devoted boyfriend. She has a legendary career history and a jaw-dropping discography.

Though she does not directly control it, she has a sizable fortune.

If Britney never tours again, never puts out another album, that is her right.

She has more than earned some time off to dress like a snake or whatever else she wants to do with her life.

The calls for Britney’s sh–ty dad to be booted from her conservatorship are to get Britney some justice, not push her to make music.

Britney Spears: IDGAF About the Conservatorship, Just Fire My Stinkin’ Dad!

Last week, the world learned that Britney Spears wants to tell the judge her side of things.

That hearing is weeks away, and some expect her to make an uphill push to end the conservatorship.

But that’s not Britney’s goal.

Her hopefully much more realistic aim is to get the court to give her awful dad the boot.

TMZ touched base with sources with direct knowledge of Britney’s ongoing conservatorship batle.

When she addresses the court, she’s going to speak her mind.

But some of her most diehard supporters may be surprised how soft she is on the conservatorship itself.

Britney’s conservatorship has dragged on for 13 years.

According to the insiders, she doesn’t feel particularly trapped by it.

Allegedly, Britney is already able to do most of the things that she wants to do.

“She has 99% of the freedom she’d have if she weren’t in a conservatorship,” an insider claimed.

“And,” that source continued, “the only thing she’s prevented from doing are crazy things.”

The insider provided an example: “like buying 3 cars at a time [something she tried to do back in the day].”

Notably, Britney has been free to travel, and is known to enjoy vacations in Hawaii.

In many aspects, her home life in Los Angeles is without many day-to-day restrictions.

Apparently, it was for these “crazy” things that the conservatorship was first needed.

According to the report, Britney herself understood that things in her life were spinning out of control 13 years ago.

When the conservatorship was put into place, it created structure and a safety net in her life, allegedly.

“She’s taken care of,” an insider said, “and she knows it.”

Apparently, Britney was grappling with financial issues when the conservatorship was established.

Sadly, there is no fortune so vast that opportunists could not reduce someone’s wealth dramatically if given the chance.

But it sounds like Britney is — allegedly — okay with her finances being overseen.

Just … not by her widely reviled father, Jamie Spears.

The report notes that Britney does not even speak to her father anymore.

This confirms multiple earlier claims along the same lines.

Britney has many extremely good reasons to hold her father in contempt.

One of course is business issues where they have disagreed.

Some of those fights have been made public as Britney raised her objections.

Additionally, Jamie has over the years embraced some individuals on his team.

Britney has not approved of these choices, noting that their motivations were beyond suspect.

Britney’s fans have, for many years, maintained that Jamie has kept shady figures in her orbit.

Additionally, Jamie allegedly attacked Britney’s son in late 2019.

While both of her boys are now safe, protected from their grandfather by a restraining order, that can never be okay.

Many hope that the boys will remain protected by the currently three-year order for the rest of Jamie’s life.

Britney wants now what she has always, always wanted.

Jamie’s role in her conservatorship must end.

She no longer wants him managing her business affairs.

Britney has no issue with the conservatorship of her person at present, TMZ‘s insiders claim.

That is because Jodi Montgomery is nwo her permanent personal conservator.

The two are said to get along, and Jodi is a professional.

Britney has said in the past, through her attorney, that she will not perform again as long as Jamie is her conservator.

Of course, that doesn’t mean that she’ll start planning a tour the moment that her dad is given the boot.

Even if he is removed, Britney is of course free to continue living her life. She doesn’t owe us, her fans, anything.

Of course, that is all interesting to hear, and we don’t doubt for a moment that TMZ vetted their sources carefully.

But when it comes to the inner thoughts of celebrities, not even their closest friends can compare to the original material.

We all expect to hear Britney’s thoughts and desires for ourselves when she addresses the court in several weeks.

Britney Spears: I’m Gonna Tell the Court MY Side of the Conservatorship!

The battle over Britney Spears’ conservatorship is continuing to heat up.

Recently, her dad launched a smear campaign against her mom for questioning his financial decisions.

Britney has asked the court to at least allow her to directly address her plight, in her own words.

The court has agreed to hear what she has to say about her own life and confinement.

On Tuesday, there was a hearing in Britney’s case in Los Angeles Superior Court.

There, Britney’s attorney, Samuel D. Ingham III, spoke to the judge.

“Britney wants to address the court directly,” he shared.

Britney’s attorney also emphasized that Britney hopes that this will happen soon.

Ideally, even, within the next several weeks.

While the timing doesn’t quite line up, she’s getting her wish nonetheless.

The new hearing will take place on June 23.

(Yeah, that’s nearly two months from now, so not quite in the requested timeframe)

At that time, Britney will be permitted to address the court in her own conservatorship case.

Britney and her notorious father Jamie Spears have not spoken since last summer.

In fact, it was last year when Britney’s attorney told the court how she really feels.

Britney, he revealed, is afraid of her father, and refuses to perform while he holds her conservatorship.

Jamie was almost universally despised by Britney’s fans even before he allegedly attacked one of her sons.

Fans have long held the opinion that the conservatorship is deeply suspicious.

What’s more is that even if it truly is necessary for Britney’s well-being, Jamie should have nothing to do with it.

That has been, from the beginning, Britney’s positions.

Reports say that even in early 2008, she realized that the conservatorship would happen.

But she repeatedly fought to have her father not be involved … sadly, to no avail.

But on her Instagram, Britney is thinking more positively — and about her body.

She recently shared a cute short video of her legendary body.

Alongside it, she shared what is on her mind in a caption.

“In the past two weeks I’ve said that’s it … I have got to get in shape,” Britney began.

She wrote that it was on her mind “considering my boyfriend’s body is hotter than hot!!!!”

Notably, Sam Asghari is an almost unnecessarily hunky dude.

“I was like S–T where the hell am I supposed to start,” Britney acknowledged.

“So I run a lot and try to eat clean and be mindful with my food,” she described.

“Unless I cheat,” Britney admitted, “like last night when I ate a container of peanuts!!!!”

“And then it hit me …” Britney remarked.

“I might look better,” she assessed.

“But,” Britney shared, “I felt too vulnerable in my skin being this small!!!!”

“I didn’t like it so I started boxing so now I feel stronger too!!!!” Britney announced.

“We all have our own ways to work on our bodies,” she acknowledged.

“And I respect that,” Britney affirmed, “cause we all should …”

“I just hope I don’t see an @innout burger any time soon,” Britney then joked.

Obviously, many people would find a fitness plan that excludes burgers to be a dealbreaker.

But we’re glad that Britney is doing whatever she feels that she needs to for her own well-being and happiness.

Britney Spears: I’m FLATTERED So Many People Care About My Freedom!

We all know that Britney Spears wants to one day tell her own story. Right now, she can’t.

Britney cried after the Finding Britney Spears documentary.

But that doesn’t mean that she hates that the world is examining her life and how she’s been treated.

In fact, Britney acknowledges that there’s a lot of empathy behind it.

Britney Spears took to Instagram to share one of her somewhat cryptic posts.

As you can see (we made a GIF) for you, she is in a familiar setting — her yard.

When you’re not allowed to drive anywhere or travel independently, your venues for filming are limited.

Britney has sometimes been criticized by weirdo “fans” for her posts.

Some think that her similar blouses and similar photo backgrounds are repetitive or annoying.

That’s fine. What’s not is their inexplicable compulsion to comment about it, making it Britney’s problem.

“So this video for Just a Touch of Rose was shot last year …” Britney wrote in the caption.

She shared that “these specific takes have never been seen.”

Britney then expressed: “so it’s sort of new to me !!!!”

“I have over 10 minutes of video for the Rose project,” Britney detailed.

To put it into perspective, she continued: “And trust me that’s A LOT!!!!”

“Happy to share,” Britney gushed.

Britney wrote: “Especially with a world that is empathetic and concerned with my life.”

“What can I say,” she continued, “I’m FLATTERED !!!”

Britney’s caption concluded: “Here’s to another beautiful summer of popsicles and sunbathing “

Previously, Britney shared — personally, on her Instagram — how she felt about the documentary.

She revealed that she had cried for two weeks after it premiered.

That said, Britney noted that she did not watch it herself.

She was under the impression that its portrayal of her was unflattering.

That is debatable, and only Britney gets to decide (ultimately) what is or is not flattering towards her.

But it is clear that the intent of the documentary was to oppose her conservatorship in its current form.

Its current form, of course, is under the control — for the most part — of her notoriously awful father.

Jamie Spears has exercised control over his daughter’s personal and financial decisions for 13 years.

He controls whether or not she can have a child, drive her car, and so much more.

Recently, Jamie has been dealt a staggering blow — one that he fought against tooth and nail.

In court, Jamie strenuously opposed the appointment of Bessemer Trust as co-conservator.

Why? Because he wanted to maintain absolute control over Britney’s fortune and how it is invested.

Jamie has always insisted that every penny of Britney’s money is accounted for.

This is probably true.

But fans have noted that there are obvious benefits to controlling and investing a massive fortune.

Additionally, Jamie makes a six-figure salary, plus thousands in office and administrative expenses, as Britney’s conservator.

Britney herself must pay him, meaning that he pays this money to himself.

This also means that Britney not only finances her side of her legal battles, but his … even when they are facing off in court.

Britney having to pay for her own opposition in court sounds like a sick joke, and it’s one of many injustices that she currently faces.

She has made it clear that she knows how many eyes are on her and on her life.

Britney appreciates the support. But please, it would be nice if people would just let her post her goofy stuff in peace.