Snooki, JWoww Slam "Trash Bag" Angelina at HER OWN WEDDING! [UPDATED]

Like everyone else on the world wide web, we’ve cracked a few jokes at the expense of Angelina Pivarnick over the years. Okay, more than a few jokes.

After all, she’s engaged in some pretty mockable behavior over the years, and for the most part, the Jersey Shore cast can take it as well as they dish it out.

But there’s a world of difference between good-natured ribbing and flat-out bullying by Snooki and JWoww, which is certainly what sounds like happened.

On Wednesday, Angelina got married to Chris Larangeira.

That should have been a joyous occasion, to state the obvious, but the reality star’s wedding was marred by discord by the end of that night.

Despite recent turmoil within the group, Pivarnick decided to invite her Shore castmates – and we’re guessing she regrets that decision right about now.

Take a look below and cringe.

[UPDATE: We now know exactly what insults Snooki and JWoww hurled during their roast, and folks – it’s much worse than we thought.]

1. The Happy Couple

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Following a rocky engagement, Angelina and Chris tied the knot in a lavish ceremony in — where else? — New Jersey this week.

2. The Olive Branch

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It hasn’t exactly been smooth sailing between Angelina and her castmates in recent months, but she decided to invite the entire Shore crew to her wedding, anyway.

3. Drama Pays the Bills

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Okay, so her wedding was filmed for the show, and producers probably withheld her bonus check until she invited the entire cast, but the point is, the whole Guido Gang was on hand.

4. Bitter Rivalry

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As you’re probably aware, Pivarnick hasn’t been getting along with her female co-stars in recent months. And while she’s guilty of some truly ignorant behavior over the years, this time, the beef really isn’t her fault.

5. The Groper

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During a wild weekend in Vegas that was filmed for Shore, Jenni Farley’s boyfriend, Zack Carpinello, drunkenly groped Angelina while Jenni was passed out just inches away.

6. The Diplomatic Approach

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Pivarnick handled the situation as respectfully as possible, by not protecting Zack but not going scorched earth in her interactions with Jenni, either.

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Jenelle Evans: Returning to Teen Mom 2 … and Leaving David?! [UPDATED]

Remember when Jenelle Evans was fired from Teen Mom 2?

Of course you do, because it was so glorious, seeing her finally, at long last, face some consequences for her absurd actions.

But something happened yesterday … a lot of things, really.

According to The Ashley’s Reality Roundup, it looks like hell is freezing over and she may be filming again before we know it.

Guess not even a brutally slain puppy and a history of domestic violence and custody issues can keep this girl off the air.

In any case, Jenelle has made a secret trip away from David and The Land, prompting widespread speculation about her life.

Is she finally leaving him for good? Some things she shared – on top of the aforementioned trip – sure have us wondering.

Let’s get into the details and see what you think …

1. A Look Back

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Okay, so we all remember why Jenelle was fired, right? Or have all of the bonkers events of the past few years blended together at this point? Either way, let’s break it down real quick.

2. Ugh

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To make a long story short, in the interest of time, it was pretty much all because of David Eason. Jenelle’s husband is the actual, literal worst.

3. Good Move

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MTV finally dropped the Carolina Hurricane after David killed Nugget, Jenelle’s dog. So many people were so disturbed by that, and so many people contacted advertisers and vowed to never watch again, so the network kind of had to do something.

4. Also This

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But according to reports, Jenelle’s firing had been in the works even before Nugget’s murder – MTV refused to work with David or even have him around while Jenelle filmed, but he kept showing up unexpectedly, making it too difficult for the crew to get any footage of her.

5. Well …

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So when you’re barely able to get a person to work, and when what seems like the whole world wants her to stop working … given this combination of factors and the overall liability of having her on the payroll, it just made sense for them to let Jenelle Evans go, you know?

6. Replaced

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So MTV went ahead and gave Jenelle the bad news and went on to replace her with Jade Cline from Teen Mom: Young and Pregnant (which is a real show by the way, not a hilariously-titled Teen Mom parody program that we made up.)

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Teen Mom Stars’ Income Revealed: Who’s the Richest of ‘Em All?!

One of the cool things about being on Teen Mom is that you make a lot of money.

Like, a lot.

The moms and the original dads make hundreds of thousands of dollars per season, if you can even believe it, and they also get to travel for free if MTV is filming, which is pretty neat since we’ve been seeing a lot more vacations on the show recently.

But besides the show itself, cast members are pulling in crazy amounts of cash from all kinds of wild and crazy places.

“Like where?” you may be wondering.

Well, wonder no further …

1. Dang

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As we’ve said, the original cast members — the moms and the dads of their first children — all make the same amount, which is somewhere in the neighborhood of $350,000 to $400,000 a season. But what else does everyone do?

2. Amber Portwood

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Let’s start with reviewing Amber’s side hustles — this will be the easiest to do, because she really doesn’t have any.

3. Not Much

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She shares articles on her Instagram page, which brings in some money, and she did appear on that one season of Marriage Boot Camp a couple of years ago, so that’s something.

4. A Quick Hobby

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For a little while there, she got into flipping houses with Matt Baier, but she hasn’t done that since he’s been gone.

5. Forever Haute

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She did have that sketchy clothing company for a little while, Forever Haute, but she hasn’t talked about it in a very long time, and the brand’s Facebook page hasn’t been updated for a year and a half, so it’s probably safe to say that that’s done.

6. Well …

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Right now, she’s facing years in prison after assaulting Andrew Glennon, so she’s probably not thinking so much about her next business venture, you know?

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Duggar Daughters’ Raciest Outfits: What Dress Code, Jim Bob?!

The ladies of the Duggar family are known for subservience and commitment to their parents’ strict set of moral guidelines.

But they’re also young, famous women.

Women branching out on their own in a world where female independence is valued much more than it was in the day.

And the daughters of Jim Bob and Michelle seem to take pleasure in expressing their newfound freedom through fashion.

The acts of sartorial rebellion began when Jinger Duggar started wearing pants, and it’s been escalating from there.

Granted, we have a long ways to go.

Rebellion is modest in Duggars’ world. Still, progress is progress. See some of J-squad’s most defiant outfits below:

1. The Pants Dance

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Think Duggar fans were upset to see Jinger carrying a gun? Ha! It was her PANTS that caught them off-guard, as Duggar women typically favor floor-length skirts no matter what sort of activity they’re engaged in.

2. The Swimsuit Issue

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Of course, Jinger’s not the only one who’s capable of flouting her family’s rules in extremely mild fashion. Here, Jessa Duggar rocks the fundamentalist version of swimwear.

3. Workout Skirt

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And there was a time when Jessa stuck to her family’s “modest” dress code even while working out. It’s worth noting, however, that she’s actually baring some calf here, which makes this quite a racy get-up by Duggar standards.

4. Liberated Jill

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These days, the Duggar gals are allowed a bit more leeway, as evidenced by Jill’s decision to rock pants in public — while addressing a group of young women, no less!

5. Short Stuff

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Much of that freedom is due to the 2017 Jinger Rebellion, which culminated in the new mom publicly sporting shorts.

6. Jinger in Tights, Jill in Jeans

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Recently, Jill and Jinger posed for a pic together, and fans were quick to notice that the sisters were defying their parents by wearing jeans and tights, respectively.

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The Bachelor Stars Ranked By Relationship Length: Who’s #1?

Take heed, Colton Underwood and Cassie Randolph, and all Bachelor couples of the future. Take heed. Time passes. Life happens.

Love – and fame – fades. Reality sinks in. And hits hard.

That sounds cynical, we know. But it’s also factual.

Although things have looked up lately, The Bachelor stars have not exactlty had the best track record when it comes to love lasting.

How bad is it? Simply by virtue of being together a year later, Lauren Bushnell and Ben Higgins ranked among the top success stories.

And they still broke up! That says it all right there.

Nick Viall and Vanessa Grimaldi broke up after not even half that much time after a relationship many felt was doomed from day one.

As for the latest case study we saw play out this year?

Let’s just say Colton and Cassie are up against major obstacles (if you saw the recent season, you get it), and the odds aren’t great. 

What about for Peter Weber, the man who will hand out the roses in 2020 following a windmill-filled ride on The Bachelorette?

His prospects aren’t much better, although we’re guessing there will be ample opportunities to hook up inside historical structures.

Take what you can get, and don’t get upset. Check out the full Bachelor relationship rankings by length and see how they’ve fared:

1. Brad Womack

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Brad Womack, in the first of his two stints as The Bachelor, takes the cake by not choosing to propose to, or even continue his relationship with, either of the final two women, Jenni Croft or DeAnna Pappas (pictured). Wow.

2. Brad Womack (Take 2)

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In his second stint as The Bachelor, Brad Womack was briefly engaged to Emily Maynard. That ended pretty quickly, as she was single again in a couple of months.

3. Travis Stork

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Dr. Travis Stork and Sara Stone were broken up so fast, they got to talk about it on the After the Final Rose special.

4. Jesse Palmer

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Jesse Palmer, former NFL quarterback and current sports TV analyst, did not propose to Jessica Bowlin. They continued to date but broke up just weeks later.

5. Aaron Buerge

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Aaron Buerge and Helene Eksterowicz also lasted a matter of weeks.

6. Bob Guiney

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Bob Guiney did not propose to Estella Gardinier, but gave her a promise ring indicating that they would still date … for like a month it turned out.

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Teen Mom: The Most Insane Feuds of All Time, RANKED!

From on-camera brawls to social media feuds and legal threats, the cast of Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 sure know how to go hard.

Engagements. Breakups. Marriages. Babies. 

Moments that made you cringe ’cause they were so painful, or smile ear-to-ear. Scenes that were fights, or made you fight back tears.

The franchise really does have it all, and as such, it’s become one of the most entertaining in the history of the reality TV genre.

Below, we look back at some of the MTV gang’s most explosive feuds, and however you might rank them, this much is undeniable:

There were no shortage of them.

NOTE: We’ve saved the craziest for last, so we suggest that you a deep breath, sit back, grab a hat and hold the f–k onto it …

35. Briana DeJesus vs. Leah Messer (and Others)

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When Briana DeJesus joined the Teen Mom 2 cast in 2017, she was not welcomed with open arms. In fact, she quickly became persona non grata at her first get-together with the cast – with one exception. Jenelle Evans, Briana said, “is the only one who was acting like her s–t ain’t stink. Plus she was the only one who wasn’t acting fake and choosing sides.” Leah Messer’s response was to “pay no attention to those who try to bring you down … they’re just envious of where you are and how well you’re doing.” As we’ll get to in a bit, relations haven’t exactly gotten more amicable in the months since.

34. Maci Bookout vs. Taylor McKinney

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Maci Bookout and Taylor McKinney’s relationship has produced three kids, and they seem very happily married … most of the time. Like, 85 percent of the time. Bookout alarmed fans with this confession earlier in the year that revealed some trouble in paradise: “Eighty-five percent of the time we’re good to go … Fifteen percent is hell. All of our stress and emotions, we take out on each other. When the cameras leave, we’ll drink and freak out. It’s always literally the smallest things. It’s such small stuff but it blows up. It’s not going to go away.” Yikes … but at least they are self-aware and working on things?

33. Matt Baier vs. Amber Portwood … The Eruption

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Things neared a boiling point between Amber Portwood and Matt Baier after he vowed that would never marry her … because she wouldn’t marry him on the spot in Las Vegas, obviously. “I will not marry her,” he said. “I will not marry her now, ever! I’m not gonna let her [brother] dictate my life. That f—king f—got. She wants to marry her brother. That’s who she wants to marry. F—k her. She just humiliated me on TV. I’m done!” Matt, who was livid at Amber’s reasoning for not eloping in Vegas – her brother Shawn not being present – went on to tell a producer, “I don’t care who you have to give oral pleasure to, keep the Amber and Matt wedding thing off [the air]. She just embarrassed me in front of 12 million people.” We’re pretty sure you did that to yourself, Matt …

32. Jeremy Calvert vs. Brooke Wehr

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Brooke Wehr was never a Teen Mom 2 cast member, but due to her mercurial relationship with Jeremy Calvert, her impact was felt just the same. Earlier this year, the couple’s engagement ended after Brooke accused Jeremy of cheating on her with multiple women, one being a Teen Mom 2 producer, another being her best friend, and a third possibly being his ex-wife Leah Messer. Oh yes. Brooke even shared a screen shot of a text message conversation between Jeremy and the best friend as proof, while Calvert responded in a drunken stupor that yes, maybe he did sleep with Brooke’s best friend, but … only because Wehr slept with some other guy first. Or, as he put it, Brooke was “f-cking his brains out, every day,” and he was single, so “my dick was happy to do whatever the f-ck it wanted to do, and it did.” Shocking that these two didn’t work out … but neither party was completely off base with their allegations. Just saying. Jeremy and Leah did hook up.

31. Jenelle Evans vs. David Eason

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From the get-go, it’s been Jenelle Evans and husband David Eason against the world, but at times, they’ve been at each other’s throats as well. Arguments between the two were commonplace throughout recent seasons of Teen Mom 2, and one particularly heated argument resulted in them calling off their wedding … the night before the wedding. (They ultimately got married as planned.) Bad tempers are one thing, but the most troubling aspect is that David has been accused of mistreating/abusing Jenelle’s son Kaiser because he reminds him of Kaiser’s dad, Nathan Griffith. He also doesn’t get along with her mom, at all, further driving a wedge between the Evans women.

30. Briana DeJesus vs. Luis Miguel

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About as one-sided as a feud can get, but a feud just the same: Briana DeJesus got pregnant for the second time during a brief relationship with this guy, then promptly pulled the plug after discovering he was unfaithful. Luis’ public dressing down marked Briana’s return to the Teen Mom fold (she joined Teen Mom 2 for the first time this season following stints on Teen Mom 3 and 16 & Pregnant) and cemented her firebrand reputation. Probably the only positive thing, if you can call it that, is that she’s moved on to other feuds.

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