Well, it finally happened.
After months of build-up, we finally got to see the aftermath of the infamous roast at Angelina Pivarnick’s wedding.
We guess it was bound to feel a little anti-climactic.
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It finally happened, Jersey Shore: Family Vacation viewers.
Following weeks and weeks of hype, the MTV realitiy series at last aired the speech Deena, Snooki and Jenni gave at Angelina’s wedding reception.
SPOILER ALERT: It didn’t go over well.
This is not actually a spoiler for anyone who reads celebrity gossip blogs and/or follows the lives of these polarizing men and women.
Back in December, Angelina told the world that her bridesmaids ruined her big day with their roast of a reception toast.
MTV then promoted the heck out of this wedding episode, teasing the moments Snooki and company are on stage.
But what, exactly, did they say?
Now we have the answer.
Before walking down the aisle to marry her fiance, Chris, Pivarnick spent a bulk of the episode expressing how joyous she was to have the three aforementioned women as bridesmaids, considering their often rocky past.
“It means so much for me to have these ladies by my side. We were not in a good place for so many years,” Angelina said in a confessional.
“I changed so much, I think they’ve changed and I’m excited they’re going to be up there when I get married.”
Heck, the bride-to-be even gifted them custom wine bottles with “Never to be used as a weapon” labels.
That’s a reference to that time Jenni did just that during one of their more intense fights, of course.
It’s almost as if this whole thing was scripted, you know? And the show was preparing its viewers for Angelina to be let down by her three alleged best friends…
So, let’s get to the toast, shall we?!?
“They said third time’s a charm. You got engaged three times, but the third one stuck,” Deena began.
“You tried living with us three times and then you finally stayed. Not only is Chris the lucky one, but so are we.”
“Angelina, you’re the lice to my hair.”
Oh dear.
Snooki then took her turn slamming the bride, telling Angelina “You’re the fly to our shit,” to which exclaimed she “loved that.”
“You are the trash to our bags,” added Jenni.
Again, Angelina reacted with nothing but love for her pals any time the camera panned over to her.
“You’re the throw up to our hangover,” Snooki continued, before Jenni brought it home with: “You are the dump to our island.”
While all these insults were references to Jersey Shore, the audience was not feeling it.
They all began booing the three women, as Jenni yelled, “Calm down, Staten Island!”
“Biggest fear just came full circle,” JWoww added in a confessional, citing how she believed Angelina’s grandmother previous cursed her.
“It’s the hex, it’s upon me, it’s real.”
The episode ended with the message “To be continued …”
Not shockingly, footage from next Thursday’s aftermath teased Angelina’s very angry reaction to the speech.
It resulted in Deena claiming their friendship is over.
In the months since the November wedding, though, Angelina has expressed forgiveness to her costars.
She’s been telling everyone she does have a sense of humor – even though the setting was a bit rough for that.
“As for my girls, we have been through worse,” she said this spring.
Ange says she “will not let a couple of jokes ruin what we have rebuilt over the last couple of years.”
Talk about taking the highest of roads.
“If you watch our show, you know we all roast each other. That’s what family does,” she added.
This may be true.
However, Snooki announced she was leaving Jersey Shore almost as soon as her wedding toast went viral.
“I don’t like the narrative of anything, I’m removing myself, I love you guys so much,” the Snook said at the time.
“I love my roomies to death, they know that, I’m not going anywhere when it comes to them and them being my family…
“The cattiness, I just can’t do it.”
Maybe she finally grew up.
Or she just decided to bail as soon as she began generating negative headlines with this toast late last year.
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We’re inching ever closer to it, Jersey Shore: Family Vacation viewers.
As you very likely know by now, Angelina had a total meltdown at her wedding reception in November because her co-stars/bridesmaids delivered an X-rated, insult-filled toast.
On Thursday night’s episode of this beloved MTV franchise, fans got to witness the speech’s evolution.
Although the wedding episode won’t air for at least two more weeks, this latest installment depicted Jenni “JWoww” Farley, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Deena Nicole Cortese meeting ahead of the rehearsal dinner to write out their message for the party.
Aware that Angelina’s sister, the maid of honor, would give a very nice and sweet speech, the trio chose to take theirs in a different sort of direction.
“All the memories I have of her are raunchy,” said Jenni.
“I feel like we should do the raunchy stuff,” added Snooki.
For a moment, at least, Jenni seemed aware that that roasting the f-ck out of the bride wasn’t exactly par for the reception course.
“There are normally schticky things you put in a speech at a wedding. And then there’s off the table, you cannot talk about,” she said, prior to adding:
“And I feel like our whole relationship with Angelina is off the table and what you shouldn’t talk about.”
Snooki, for her part, barely felt any guilt, saying nothing was off-limits and believing Angelina had a “good sense of humor” without taking “herself seriously.”
The speech writing proceeded to commence, with at least one brainstorm session resulting in the following passage:
You’re like a thorn in my thigh. You are the fly to my sh-t. The cockroach to our shore house. You are the trash to our bag.
You’re the spray to our vagina.
You are the dump to my island.
Weird. We wonder why Angelina took exception to this on her wedding day.
Under the impression that the speech would make Angelina “crack up,” Snooki said the women are “always roasting each other and being sarcastic, so…
“She’s gonna love this.”
(SPOILER ALERT: Nope. Snooki was mistaken. Friendships have basically been ruined over it. )
In a confessional, Jenni defended these mean words, telling the camera it would be BS to go with your basic, complimentary, romance-themed speech.
“Angelina is so over the top in life we decided that if we went up there with rainbows and unicorns, it wouldn’t be authentic to Angelina,” she explained.
“A raunchy person needs a raunchy speech. And I feel like she’s gonna get it and she’s gonna laugh and f–king love it.”
Oh, and Jenni also believed she was cursed by Angelina’s grandma.
So that also happened on the episode.
At the rehearsal itself, Grandma Angelina — who sells herself as a “psychic” — told Jenni that there were a lot of “phonies’ in the room, hinting that she included Jwoww among them.
“You don’t see that with me, do you?” Jenni asked, to which the woman replied: ‘I see a lot of this sh-t,” making a gesture that viewers couldn’t see.
‘I’m powerful,” this woman later told a crowd, calling herself the “white witch of God” and saying: “You gotta watch it.”
Hey, we’re just repeating what she said, okay? You may judge and/or try to decipher for yourself.
Perhaps sending the major fallout to come from her speech, Jenni did seem concerned about her conversation with the alleged witch.
“Great, grandma hexed me,” Jenni said on air. “And now this wedding is turning into a living horror movie.”
At least JWoww got that part right.
As we’ll soon see on a future episode, however, Jenni may only have herself to blame for what happened at Angelina’s wedding.
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Did it really happen on Thursday night?!?
After weeks of build-up, speculation and hype, did JWoww and Pauly D really take their relationship to the next level?
Which is to say: Did these Jersey Shore: Family Vacation stalwarts finally smush?
Following her break-up from Zack Carpinello — after all that Angelina/Las Vegas drama — JWoww was single on the latest installment of this MTV reality show — and so ready to mingle.
While the entire clique celebrated Pivarnick’s bachelorette weekend in New Orleans, long-simmering feelings between Jenni and Pauly resurfaced … big time.
As the group of friends went out on the town, Angelina said the co-stars were “flirting,” and Snooki felt they were “vibing” — and The Situation agreed, saying he was getting “Season 1 vibes” from the duo.
In other words, a trip to Pound Town was inevitable, right?
When the party moved to a strip club, Pauly started asking how much Jenni charged for a lap dance.
“I would pay infinity for that lap dance … I’ll give you my routing number,” he quipped.
“If we’re gonna cheat, we’re gonna make it worth it,” Pauly also said to Jenni, as she emphasized that she was actually single.
Every single one of their colleagues – literally, every single one — wanted to see them hook up, yet it was Deena who put it best:
“I would love to see Pauly and Jenni do sex.”
After an evening of drinking and dancing, everyone went back to the hotel… except for Jenni and Snooki, who was totally passed out.
In a group confessional, Deena kept winning by stating very simply of Pauly: “He wants to f-ck Jenni,” to which the DJ responded:
“I do! Don’t tell her.”
From there, Pauly joined Jenni in bed, telling her how amazing she looked.
He also smelled his crush as they cuddled up with each other. (Snooki, naturally, was half-asleep and half-mumbling in the next bed over.)
As Jenni said she loved Pauly too much to hook up, he shot back:
“I would put it right in, though. I would take it out, put it back in, take it out and put it back in. This is the best day of my life. I’d put it right in, but I have too much respect for her.”
Yup, folks, he really said all this.
Everyone else, of course, was right outside the door during this exchange, chanting “F-CK HER! F-CK HER!”
Alas, it didn’t happen.
“I would never disrespect you. I would never make you do anything that would jeopardize anything,” Pauly told JWoww, prior to leaving the room.
While there was some snuggling and cheek-kissing, nothing else went down. Or, perhaps we should say more accurately, no one went down.
“When I get that green light, I’m going to f–k the shit out of you,” Pauly hilariously added as he walked out.
Why didn’t any porking take place?
Jenni told Angelina that Pauly previously turned her down after her divorce from Roger Mathews and she decided at that time she never wanted to try again.
Nor did she wanna ruin their friendship.
“I feel like, there actually would have to be substance there before I sleep with him,” she explained. “This isn’t 10 years ago.”
Pauly, though? He told Angelina he would have been DTF.
“I wanted to, but I didn’t know if I was supposed to cross that line or not,” he said, adding he also concerned she wasn’t totally done with Carpinello:
“If I got the green light that she was done with dude, yes. In my eyes, she’s not done with dude.”
The episode concluded with Jenni simply saying they’ll “wait and see” what happens next, realizing both of them would be going solo to Angelina’s wedding.
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Jenni Farley thought she was done with the drama.
It wasn’t easy to split from Roger Mathews, as she and her ex got into a series of heated arguments as their marriage fell apart… but then it did at least fall apart.
It did finally end last August.
In the months since her break-up from Mathews, Farley has publicly dated another man and seemingly moved on from a relationship that, at one point, resulted in an abusive situation.
Alas, Jenni gets reminded of an unfortunate reality on the March 5 episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.
She gets reminded that nothing can really be over with an ex-husband, not when kids are involved.
In a sneak peek from the episode — courtesy of Us Weekly — Farley receives a bunch of text messages from Mathews… and she immediately runs away from the table and into a bathroom to deal with the repercussions.
“Literally I’m in the bathroom crying. I’m like, ‘F-ck, I want to be here with Mike but it looks like I have to go home,’” Jenni says in a confessional, referring to the return of The Situation from prison and adding:
“It’s just, like, two f-cking worlds torn and I’m like, I thought this was handled.
“I got divorced.”
This is, literally, true.
Farley filed to end her marriage in September of 2018 and she finalized her divorce in August of 2019, after each side made claims of physical and/or emotional abuse.
However, Farley believed the exes were on the same page when it came to the custody of their two kids: daughter Meilani, 5, and son, Greyson, 3.
“The situation with Roger is so sticky,” Farley continued in a confessional.
“We have a contract and we have to follow it but I really thought if we’re, like, great coparenting and working with each other, we could, like, switch off. Apparently that’s just not the situation right now.”
In this clip, Snooki eventually comes to check on her best friend and, although she tells her close pal to do whatever she needs to get through this, Snooki is clearly irritated that Mathews is trying to ruin Farley’s time.
His nerve, you know?!?
“Roger’s doing it on purpose,” Snooki tells the cameras. “You’re f-cking 50 years old. Grow up.”
Farley appears to still be datiing Zack Carpinello, while Mathews is with someone named Danielle Miele. Both sides have moved on.
But, again, they have children. So they’ll continue to be in each other’s lives.
Check out the footage here to see how such an arrangement is impacting the Jersey Shore veteran.
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