Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 18: First Awkward Look!

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As previously reported, Sofia Richie is done with Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

We won’t be seeing any of Scott Disick’s girlfriend on spring episodes of this long-running reality show.

But can the same be said of Tristan Thompson, Khloe’s ex who cheated on her numerous times and also fathered a little girl with her and who may even be back together with Khloe?

Not exactly.

To be clear, we can’t imagine actually seeing Thompson at any point this year.

But the above average basketball player is right at the center of the very first clip from new Keeping Up with the Kardashians episodes, which will return to the air in March.

In this extended clip, for example, Kim is on FaceTime with Khloe when she mentions that she recently saw Thompson out… and invited him to dinner.

For some reason.

“I was leaving the Mercer Hotel and then I get a call on my cellphone from Tristan. And he was like, ‘Oh my god! I’m right next door,'” Kim tells Khloe on the call, continuing as follows:

“And he’s like, ‘What are you doing?’ And I was like, ‘I’m gonna go have dinner with my friends.’ So, I was like, ‘Do you wanna come?'”

Khloe has the same reaction to this news as anyone in her situation would.

“You invited him to dinner?!” she asks.

Seemingly at least sort of aware that she messed up here, Kim puts her sister in the unfair position of deciding whether she ought to rescind the invitation.

“I think you gotta do what’s best for you,” Khloe says, clearly doing her best to hide her irritation. “If you want him to have a drink at the end, there’s nothing wrong with that. That’s beyond generous of you.”

Kim then hilariously explains that she doesn’t think what Tristan did was “right” or anything (no d’uh!), before rattling on about forgiveness and how Kris Jenner cheated on Robert Kardashian and… yeah.

It’s very awkward.

“I think what you’re doing is a nice thing,” Khloe says, stuck now in the position of comforting her duplicitous sibling. “I think it’s beyond generous of you that you invited him.”

“I think forgiveness is the best way,” Kim concludes before saying goodbye and giving Khloe the last word.

“This was like a drive-by gossip session. Oh my god,” says the mother of one.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 18 will premiere in late March.

Look for things to get violent.

And then look the other way because, let’s be serious… who still watches this show?!?

On that note, check out this sneak peek now!

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Sofia Richie: I’m DONE With Keeping Up With The Kardashians! BYE!

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Last October, Sofia Richie made her Keeping Up With The Kardashians debut as she joined Scott and Kourtney on a family vacation.

Now, she has revealed that she won’t be returning to the show, despite being well-received. What happened?

“Are we going to see more of you next season on [KUWTK]?” Entertainment Tonight correspondent Katie Krause (who is so tiny) asks Sofia.

“No, no,” Sofia replies in the video that we have included. “No.”

For a moment, it appears that Sofia is about to make some sort of dramatic announcement, though she glances off-camera.

Clearly, she rethinks it, because after one very loud “well,” her tone changes dramatically as she offers up her answer.

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“I want … I want to get into acting!” Sofia reveals.

While we’re sure that this is true, her tone makes it sound an awful lot like she came up with this answer on the spot.

This is when Sofia confesses that “it has always been her thing” that she felt a little overshadowed by her famous father and famous sister.

She’s not knocking them, just admitting that she felt “always stuck” behind their monumentala ccomplishments.

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“I’m very different from both my sister and my dad,” Sofia points out.

“So,” she reasons, “I feel like I’ve kind of navigated into my lane.”

Sofia opines: “It’s been great for me.”

When it comes to the idea of Sofia appearing alongside sister Christina on a show, she admits that “that would be awesome.”

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Now, Sofia didn’t go into a lot of detail as far as which roles she’s playing at the moment.

She reveals that she’s doing TV work, but doesn’t name the shows.

“The roles I’m reading for right now are kind of similar to me,” Sofia notes.

She reasons: “So they’re easy for me to play, and I really, really enjoy it.”

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Sofia was eager to pivot to talk about her exciting new career acting on television, and we don’t blame her.

But we can’t seem to shake the feeling that there’s more to her departure from Keeping Up With The Kardashians than that.

We’re not really tin foil hat people, and not just because everyone uses aluminum foil these days.

The way that Sofia seemed to take a second to think about her answer suggests that something has been left unsead.

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Are things with Scott not going well? 

Multiple reports have indicated that it’s mostly just a matter of time before he drops to one knee and proposes.

That said, reports like that are largely comprised of wishful thinking. He and Kourtney had three kids together but never married.

But still, there have been no indications that they’ve hit a major fough patch, let alone broken up.

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Could this be about the greater Kardashian family?

Kris Jenner may be the momager-in-chief (and we’re sure that she’d be happy to have Sofia on some more), but she’s not the only producer.

The other Kardashians have veto power over what goes into the show.

It would only take one of them — not necessarily Kourtney — to rule that no, Sofia can’t show up on camera anymore, sorry.

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Kourtney Kardashian: I’m at My Breaking Point! I’m Quitting KUWTK!

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Days ago, we showed you a sneak peek of the Kardashian family all ganging up on Kourtney, though Kim admitted that she’s been too harsh.

On Sunday night’s Keeping Up With The Kardashians, the bullying got to Kourtney. Is she quitting the show?

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Last week, Kourtney was distressed and offended that Kim and Khloe were childishly stalking her while she tried to conduct business.

Kourtney wanted to draw some boundaries and have them respected.

In response, Kim suggested that Kourtney should be fired for holding back any part of her life.

Now, the family is still dealing with the fallout from that heated conflict.

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On Sunday night’s episode, the family lays the groundwork for their therapeutic trip to the middle of nowhere.

“The reason I wanted you all to come is because I feel a little frustrated and anxious,” Kris Jenner tells her gathered brood.

Honestly? Agreeing to the trip makes sense, as the scene and trip would have been already planned.

But the way that these women all chime in with “I love Wyoming!” makes us wonder if the family is getting kickbacks from America’s least populous state.

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First up was the scene that we showed you last week, in which Kris asked everyone which relationship most needed fixing.

Khloe singled out her bond with Kourtney, citing that they could “fizzle out” at times.

Kendall talked about hypocrisy in the family, but also pointed the finger specifically at Kourt.

And Kim, also, had a bone to pick with her eldest sibling, though she admitted that she herself could be very mean.

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Kourtney is still explaining why she needs space and firm boundaries at times.

“We all have our own way of what works best for us and how much we can handle,” Kourtney notes.

“It’s not OK that I feel like I’m at my breaking point and I need a break and I don’t want to film anymore,” she expresses.

Kourt reminds her loved ones: “Life is short. It’s not all about filming this show.”

“I hear Kourtney loud and clear. And I obviously want her to be really happy,” Kim emphasizes.

“But I think she’s really torn on, what should she do?” she characterizes.

Kim continues: “Should she stay on the show, or does she get off and live a different life that she claims she’s wanted for so long?”

“I hope that Kourtney finds clarity,” she expresses. “And whatever decision she chooses to make, I just want her to feel like she’s at peace.”

Khloe chimes in with a similar attitude, saying: “I never want my sisters to be sad or upset.”

“And I think everyone has to do what’s best for them in life,” she tells the confessional camera.

“So now, let’s move on, let’s heal,” Khloe suggests.

She continues: “And let’s get on to the next thing.”

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Kim’s most relatable moment — maybe ever in her life — is when she breaks down into tears over her fear of heights.

Team-building exercises are some of the most miserable, hateful inventions in the world.

If they work at all, it’s not because of comradery, it’s becuase of trauma bonding, like people who survived being hostages in a bank.

This is where we see Kourtney and Khloe really snapping at each other as Khloe calls out Kourt’s behavior.

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After this, the two hottest members of the family — by which we of course mean Kendall and Kourtney — have a tense conversation.

“Who are you leaving?” asks Kendall, who was already bummed out that Kylie pulled the billionaire card and passed on the family trip.

“Because I feel like, why would I want to be here,” Kendall replies, “with a bunch of people who, literally, they just pick on me.”

“We are sisters though, at the end of the day,” Kendall points out. “You have to remember that sometimes, sisters are just like that.”

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“I get that,” Kourt acknowledges. “But there’s also a way that we can be to be more helpful.”

She admits that the show is wearing her down in part because the fights with her siblings that they do for the camera are exhausting.

“I’m getting to the point where I’m not happy,” she confesses.

Kourtney reminds the world: “Everyone has their breaking point.”

That said, she did seem to enjoy the costume party. Is that enough to keep on on TV (if that was ever in doubt)?

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Kim Kardashian: Should I Be Less Vicious and Cruel to Kourtney?

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Remember how Kim Kardashian threatened to fire Kourtney, which is not something that she can do, from their family’s show?

Well, Kris is stepping in. In this sneak peek clip, Kim finally admits that she can be vicious and cruel to the ones she loves, especially Kourt.

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Last Sunday on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kourtney’s attempts to set personal boundaries set Kim into a rage spiral.

“Everyone needs a f–king consequence,” Kim spitefully declared. “Let’s show her.”

“If she doesn’t want to show up, if she doesn’t want to work and she has too many f–king boundaries, then she’s out,” she said menacingly.

Kim directly threatened Kourt with firing, while Kourtney maintained that simple boundaries to maintain her well-being were not a bad thing.

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In this new sneak peek clip, the Kardashians are in Wyoming, where Kanye reportedly wants to live full time even though it’s no substitute for his meds.

While traveling through the dreary and frankly creepy countryside, Kris has decided that she wants to play at family therapy.

“I want each one of you to pick one person sitting here,” Kris tells her assembled family members.

She continues: “And tell them what’s the one thing you’d love to focus on strengthening in your relationship.”

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The momager explains: “What we’re gonna do is build the communication.”

“Khloe, is there somebody on the bus that you’d like to strengthen with?”

It turns out that there is, in fact, someone with whom Khloe would like to strengthen.

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“I feel like Kourtney and I sometimes fizzle,” Khloe confesses after some consideration.

“So, I think I would love to get us back on course and maybe not be so reactive,” Khloe says.

She then quickly clarifies that she’s not calling out Kourtney as a bad sister or some sort of firecracker.

Khloe says that she means less reactivity “For myself.”

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“The way you say things,” Kris briefly summarizes, before asking: “What about you, Kendall?”

Kendall, who is drinking from a cup (which lets us playfully imagine that she’s drinking Pepsi), appears a little unprepared for the question.

“I think sometimes, there’s a lot of, like, judgment between all of us,” Kendall expresses to the group.

Everyone present chimes in with agreement.

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“And we think it’s fine because we’re family,” Kendall says.

The hottest person in the group then singles out one family member in particular.

“Kourt, you say it a lot,” Kendall accuses. “Like, ‘We can’t be so juudgmental.’ But you are, too.”

Kendall explains: “Like, we all have to realize that we all are.”

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Since Kourtney was already brought up twice, Kim decides to throw her hat into the ring.

“I want to fix, you know, my relationship probably with Kourtney,” Kim admits.

She expresses that she would like to mend fences and make amends “for those mean reasons and those mean comments.”

“I mean, I can be so mean,” Kim acknowledges to her family and to the cameras.

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“You guys go back and forth though,” Khloe points out. “It’s an equal.”

Equal it may be, but one person making an effort to stop being cruel to someone whom she loves isn’t going to be a bad thing, right?

And we have to imagine that Kourt is exhausted with having multiple adversarial relationships, especially with Kim.

Remember, Kim has an intense drive to do things. At the end of the day, Kourtney would rather chill like a normal person. Feuds are exhausting.

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Kim Kardashian to Kourtney: Tell Us Who You’re Boning or You’re FIRED!

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Last week, we showed you a preview of Kim and Khloe ganging up on Kourtney after stalking and spying on her, crossing so many boundaries.

Now, we’ve seen the context. Kourtney was upset at the violation, and Kim’s response was that Kourt should be fired from their family’s show.

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As you can see early on in this Keeping Up With The Kardashians clip, Khloe spied a hickey on Kourtney’s neck.

When Khloe tried to extract answers from her, Kourtney — though clearly blushing — pleaded for her to “just let me live.”

Obviously, Khloe and Kim weren’t about to let things go that easily.

If Kourt wasn’t going to tell them what she’s up to, Khloe and Kim resolved to play amateur detective and find out for themselves.

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For her part, Kourtney told her sisters to not “worry about it,” because it was her business.

“My sisters are pretty nosey when it comes to anything in my life,” the eldest complained to the konfessional kamera.

She continued: “And I try to keep certain things private.”

“I don’t like to share about, you know, dating,” Kourtney noted. That’s fair enough.

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“Kourtney having a hickey is like, wild to me,” Kim admitted to the camera.

And it’s not just because she’s a 40-year-old woman and not, you know, a 15-year-old high school student.

“I had no idea she was even hooking up with someone,” Kim acknowledges.

It looks like Kourt and her alleged mystery someone have been having a good time.

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“Wait, she’s in her Astin Martin,” Khloe points out as she and Kim watch Kourtney pull out of the driveway.

Even those of us who know absolutely nothing about cars know that these are expensive and associated with James Bond.

Khloe excitedly exclaims: “That’s the ho-mobile!”

Clearly, if they see Kourtney driving that particular vehicle, they expect that she’s ready to bone.

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“I kind of feel like an a–hole following Kourtney,” Kim admits to the confessional camera.

“But early on we all made a pact to share our lives,” she reasons. “That’s our job”

“Kourt spends a lot of time off camera and won’t talk about her relationship,” Kim complains.

She continues: “But you’ll see paparazzi photos of her and her guy.”

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Kim and Khloe tracked Kourtney to what they perceived to be a random house.

They snuck around to the back, which sounds like trespassing, and also “armed” themselves with someone else’s outdoor stuff?

Like … following Kourtney to snoop into her business is not the only boundary that they crossed.

Obviously, Kourtney came out and was pissed that they were stalking her, but Kourt’s angry reaction just made the sisters more frustrated.

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Kim consulted a fan report that concluded that Kourtney hides more of her personal life than Kim or Khloe.

“I’m not surprised that the report says that people don’t feel like they know the real Kourtney,” Khloe admits.

She explains: “’cause sometimes I don’t think Kim and I know the real Kourtney.”

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Kim went so far as to call Kourtney and threaten her with firing for keeping things private.

“We have a proposal for you,” Kim threatens over FaceTime. “It starts with an f and ends with a d.”

Kourtney hit back while speaking to the camera: “If Kim thinks she has the power to fire me from our family show? It’s just crazy.”

“It’s just sometimes we need a break and I don’t want to film with Kim,” she explains.

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They had a family meeting on their huge comfy “couch” made up of multiple beds lined up.

(Side note: they are always so fully dressed for these talks and it’s so weird; they’re even wearing shoes indoors! What is this, the Purge?)

Kim tries to pressure Kris to pressure Kourtney to air her sex life with the world.

In the mean time, Kourtney insists that she does not have a boyfriend and is not dating.

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Khloe and Kim Gang Up on Kourtney. And It Gets Ugly.

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The clash of the Kardashians will continue this coming Sunday night.

In a sneak peek at the next new episodes of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe and Kim arrived at a private home, with a camera crew obviously in tow because, you know… that’s the entire point of a reality series.

Except Kourtney bristles at what she deems an invasion of privacy, getting into it with her sisters over her preferences to NOT publicize every aspect of  her life.

“I’m here for a meeting! Do you wanna come inside? I’m not literally dating anybody,” Kourtney tells her curious siblings, who she thinks have ambushed her in an attempt to expose some new romance on the show.

“But we don’t know, because we don’t know anything about you,” Khloe fires back in a hilariously scripted and clearly very fake fight.

While she wasn’t with a man at the time this scene was filmed, Kourtney was pretending to be irate that she could have been — and how dare her loved ones make this known to the world?!?

“What if I actually was, then what?” Kourtney asks. “Like you’d bring the cameras here? It’s so disrespectful.”

“If I have boundaries, respect them,” Kourtney added, as Kim rolls her eyes while saying:

“You and your boundaries.”

After Kourtney  takes a dig at Khloe by stating how  she “likes to show every single thing” about her life, Truth’s mother says she only does it because “it’s our job.”

This seems like a fair point.

However, Kourtney disagrees.

“It’s not. There’s a fine line,” she replies.

In a subsequent confessional, Kim stands by Khloe, explaining how of course it’s their job to be candid and adding that Kourtney “hasn’t really been open about her personal life on camera” for a few years now.

“All the days Kourtney isn’t filming, Khloe and I are picking up the slack and having to share more. If we’re not sharing our lives, what is the show?” she  asks.

This is, even by very low Kardashian standards, maybe the dumbest argument in show history.

Khloe ended up accusing her older sister of “coasting” through the program, asking Kourtney if she thinks it’s “fair” she’s not as open as the rest of her relatives.

“I said I would not share my relationships, that’s it,” Kourtney responds. “I shared my breakdown crying about having anxiety, I share other things. I’m not like, turn the cameras off!”

She will be soon, though.

According to multiple sources, Kourtney may soon leave Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

She remains a cast member for now, though. 

And you can see her in action via the stupid clip featured here!

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Kourtney Kardashian Blasts Kim on KUWTK: Candy is Poison TRASH!

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In recent weeks, it’s looked more and more like Kourtney Kardashian will leave Keeping Up With The Kardashians to focus on her kids.

But in this sneak peek for Sunday’s episode, Kourtney seems less worried about her kids and more about her “brand.”

Just days before Penelope and North’s huge party, Kourt starts insisting that the candy-centric party be stripped of everything good and fun.

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North West and Penelope Disick famously throw a joint party each year, and their moms go all out and collaborate on the young cousins’ festivities.

This year, however, Kourtney has decided to create unnecessary problems on purpose just eight days before the big bash.

“I’m trying to do it somewhat healthy,” Kourtney begins, before Kim cuts her off and states the obvious.

“It’s Candyland, Kourtney,” Kim reasonably points out. “it’s not going to be healthy.”

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Kim then begins to explain: “Nobody wants …”

“It can be!” Kourtney exists. “It can be.”

“It’s not gonna be healthy no matter what,” Kourt then admits. “Sugar’s not healthy.”

“But I’m saying let’s do … not the nasty stuff with food coloring and all, like gross s–t.”

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“Give me an example of candy you want,” Kim asks testily.

While it sounds like Kourtney wants to reduce a fun party to a bunch of colorless, flavorless sugar, she simply replies “I don’t know.”

“I’ll have to look into it,” Kourt adds, and then says something muffled about “cotton candy.”

“The party is in eight days,” an exhasperated Kim points out.

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“Kourtney has this vision of no sugar, or no ‘disgusting chemicals’ in candy,” Kim laments to the confessional camera.

She characterizes: “It’s like a completely sugar-free, gluten-free, party-free, fun-free zone.”

Kim continues, noting that it’s “because Kourtney has decided that.”

“And it really wasn’t the theme of what North and Penelope wanted for their birthday,” she points out.

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“There’s just better solutions to things,” Kourtney continues to argue in the car.

She adds: “Instead of your dated candy that’s like literally food coloring that gives people diseases.”

We would be fascinated to hear what sort of “diseases” Kourt images are given by food coloring.

“This is, like, not the right theme,” Kim calmly says. Kourtney’s plan would work if the party’s motif were orthorexia, but not Candyland.

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“So switch the theme!” Kourtney suggests, imploring Kim to ignore the wishes of both of their daughters for their one big, shared party of the year.

“My brand is not …” Kourt continues, before being interrupted by her deeply annoyed sister.

“Your brand?!” Kim exclaims. “This is about a kids’ party. This is not about your brand!”

“Yeah, but I’m saying what I stand for,” Kourtney argues. “Not a… kids’ party.”

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“Why does your car have leather seats?” Kim then asks very pointedly. “Why are you wearing plastic glasses?”

While leather is all-natural and might still fit Kourt’s vibe, plastic is a petroleum product and, as Kim points out, does not.

Clearly, her point is that Kourt’s absurd War On Childhood Fun is not consistent in her own lifestyle.

That is to say nothing of the fact that one candy-centric party is not the same thing as making candy a dietary staple.

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“I can’t believe that Kim isn’t willing to compromise at all,” Kourtney complains to the confessional camera.

“And,” Kourt absurdly adds, “that she doesn’t feel guilty about giving not only her kids and my kids but all these kids that are coming to our party …”

“… So much junk and candy,” her deeply silly complaint continues.

“It’s like … such a dated vibe to be like that,” Kourt’s confessional concludes.

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We then see Kim make her case: “I want a fun kids’ party with real candy.”

Kourtney dismissive replies: “Well, that’s your problem.”

Orthorexia is a condition in which people obsess over food and its ingredients and will be fixated on foods that make her feel “pure and healthy.”

We’re not saying that this is what Kourtney has, but … anyone who thinks that eating normal candy on one day is a health disaster has issues.

Disordered eating habits aside, Kourtney is actling like the villain of a children’s movie.

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Kourtney Kardashian: Quitting Reality TV to Focus on Her Kids?

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Kourtney Kardashian was the first of Kris’ kids to become a parent, and she loves being a mom to her three kids.

It’s been clear that she’s feeling so over her family’s show for a while now.

In a new episode, Kourtney discusses her decision-making process and priorities when it comes to quitting Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

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“Um,” Kourtney begins as she speaks to Keltie Knight from Entertainment Tonight. Clearly, this is a tricky subject.

Kourtney explains: “I’ve just decided to spend more time as a mom.”

“And,” she continues, “put more of my energy there.”

Prioritizing motherhood makes a lot of sense and is absolutely right, but countless viewers would be sorry to see Kourtney go.

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“But,” Kourtney clarifies. “I’m not saying ‘goodbye.'”

Wait … so what is she saying? Is she quitting or staying?

“I think you’ll have to see more of it on the new season, Season 18,” Kourtney teases.

She of course acknowledges that Season 18 “isn’t airing yet, but it’s being filmed — currently.”

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Keltie asks Khloe and Kim if they think that the show can realistically continue if a sister drops out of the cast.

“Yeah,” Khloe says a little too quickly.

“We definitely love Kourtney,” Khloe affirms. “And we’ll miss Kourtney … whatever she decides to do.”

“People come, people go, all of the time, in this family,” she jokes. “I feel like it’s a revolving door.”

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“So Kourtney might leave,” Khloe acknowledges.

“She’ll be back,” she predicts of her eldest sibling.

Khloe characterizes: “They all come back.”

Keltie then jokes that the family could come up with yet another spinoff.

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“Just Kim and Khloe take …” Kim begins, joking about a potential spinoff in Kourtney’s absence.

Khloe chimes in, also joking: “Take Calabasas!”

“Take Calabasas would be amazing,” Kim laughs.

“It’s just Kim and [me] now,” Khloe adds, a nod to Kylie, Kendall, Kris, and other stars of the show.

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“We could live in the condo with all of our kids,” Kim suggests with another laugh.

“Oh great,” Khloe replies.

Note that they have a combined total of five children.

Actually, that’s six children, if you judge by behavior and therefore include Kanye West.

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After that, they sort of break off and talk about collaborating about perfumes. If that’s your thing, great, it’s included in the video in this post.

But we have to wonder … what would Keeping Up With The Kardashians be like without Kourtney?

Even with all that she went through with Scott, she has less relationship drama than Khloe.

And Kim has a predatory intensity when it comes to her brand and businesses that Kourtney would never even try to match.

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But … Kourtney is at times more relatable than many of her relatives.

She’s a millionaire and she’s a mom and she would like to enjoy her life at times instead of filling every possible moment with scheduled events.

Being a reality star is serious work, folks.

Of course, we wonder if Kourtney will come to miss those hefty paychecks. Or maybe Poosh will really take off?

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Khloe Kardashian Teams Up With Scott Disick to DESTROY Kris Jenner

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Kim Kardashian may be the sister with a reputation for planning and revenge, but Khloe absolutely has a deeply devious side.

You know how Kris Jenner was caught in a lie? Well, now she’s avoiding Khloe like the plague.

Naturally, Khloe teams up with Scott Disick to hatch a plan to konfront her momager and get some answers.

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We won’t know until this Sunday’s Keeping Up With The Kardashians what it was that Kris Jenner allegedly lied about.

Whatever it was, apparently Khloe learned about it when ex-husband Lamar Odom was writing his book.

“I’ve been looking for mom forever,” Khloe laments to Scott Disick in this new sneak peek. “She’s literally avoiding me.”

“Why would she be ignoring me?” she asks.

Scott explains: “She’s scared that you’re gonna confront her” about the alleged lie that Khloe uncovered.

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“You’ve got to be kidding me!” Khloe exclaims. “Literally, she’s dodging me.”

“Yeah,” Scott confirms. “She’s like ‘I don’t want to see Khloe because I don’t want to have the conversation.'”

Clearly, Khloe thinks that her mom is being absurd by avoiding her instead of facing this head-on.

“First of all,” Khloe says. “It’s 600 years ago.”

She claims: “I don’t give a s–t.”

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“Especially,” Khloe continues. “For you to ignore me. …”

“You care more about this!” Scott observes, pointing out that Khloe is clearly angrier about the avoidance game than about the lie.

“Yes, I’m more annoyed!” she agrees.

“Literally,” Khloe continues. “I would have just given her a hard time.”

Khloe refers to her mother as a somewhat shifty bish, while Scott observes that Kris is creating a worse situation for herself.

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This is where Khloe and Scott speak to the camera about their budding konspiracy to exact revenge upon Kris.

“We have got to find a way to expose mom,” Khloe says.

Scott translates, explaining that he means drag her out of hiding: “You just want to get her face-to-face.”

“Yeah!” Khloe agrees. 

“I could say I’m sick,” Scott suggests. “She’ll always come over if I say I’m sick.”

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The plotting continues.

“We lure her in,” Scott schemes. “And then you get to come out of another door and say: ‘Hey Ma, guess who’s here motherf–ker!'”

Laughing, Khloe says: “Yeah, I’m not gonna jump her.”

“If you’re gonna jump her,” Scott interjects. “I’ll, like, set up a camera.”

“Yeah, no,” Khloe says, nixing that plan.

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Back in the kitchen scene, Scott is explaining to Khloe the degree of trepidation that Kris feels about seeing Khloe next.

“She literally thinks you’re gonna, like, ‘come for her’ is her wording,” Scott reveals.

“Guess what?” Khloe asks, answering: “I am.”

“She is going to get so annoyed,” Scott predicts.

Khloe smiles: “I can’t wait.”

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Obviously, ambushing or otherwise surprising Kris Jenner is a bad idea. She’s too powerful.

But it is entertaining to see a grown momager acting  like this.

You know, like a 10-year-old afraid to show their report card because it has a bunch of Bs and their parents are gonna be passive aggressive for the next few weeks even though it’s summer vacation.

Whatever is up with Kris and Khloe and possibly Scott, we’ll see it play out on Sunday night’s episode.

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Khloe Kardashian to Kris Jenner: Bish, You Been Lying to Me?!

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This short but dramatic Keeping Up WIth The Kardashians teaser sends a clear warning: Khloe has beef with Kris.

Kris Jenner’s fears of family feuds usually relate to her daughters fighting each other, not her.

But it looks like Khloe has caught her momager dearest in a lie, and that there will be hell to pay.

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We’d like to start off by saying that we here at THG understand that Kris Jenner has done nothing wrong, ever, in her life.

In this very brief KUWTK klip, however, it becomes clear that Khloe feels differently.

“Lamar is writing a book,” Khloe beings, speaking to her sisters.

“In the book,” Khloe continues, followed by a change in voice pitch that means that the sentence was edited together.

She then accuses: “I found out that mom was lying to me.”

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Kris Jenner speaks to the camera, saying: “I’m trying to do damage control.”:

It appears that she means that she is doing damage control about whatever Khloe has learned.

However, it is possible that she is explaining the context of the alleged lie, and narrating in the present progressive tense how she told it.

Scott Disick tells Khloe: “She literally thinks you’re, like, coming for her.”

“Guess what?” Khloe warns. “I am.”

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So … even having covered Lamar’s book, we can honestly say that we have no idea what this is about.

Lamar admits to cheating on Khloe in the book.

Lamar also admits to his drug use in the tell-all.

So … what could Kris possibly have to hide that he opened up about?

And is it possible that this is something so explosive that Lamar cut it out of the final draft?

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We don’t know, of course, but we can speculate wildly and irresponsibly.

Did Kris Jenner somehow know about Lamar’s infidelities and hide it from Khloe?

It has of course been whispered that perhaps Kris knew about Tristan’s infidelities before they went public.

(Of course, some people think that she learned of them and told Khloe before the public knew)

But given that none of that is confirmed, let’s avoid assuming that the momager also manages a massive spy network.

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If Khloe is coming after Kris, she’s going to lose.

We don’t just mean because Kris radiates the exact same energy as a Sith Lord and seems utterly invincible, though … that, too.

We mean that Kris’ emphasis upon family solidarity is for her own benefit as well as that of her daughters.

She is always, always going to want to hash things out so that they can move past it rather than be engaged in a silent, painful feud.

Plus, Kris can and will cry on cue. Maybe Khloe has built up a resistance to it, but we the viewers sure haven’t.

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We should keep in mind that this clip lasts about 9 seconds and does not give us many clues.

Neither Scott nor Khloe use anything beyond the “her” pronoun to identify the target of her wrath.

And as we mentioned, even Khloe’s accusation that Kris is lying to her is at least somewhat edited.

Do we believe that Khloe will be Big Mad at Kris over something in Lamar’s book? Sure. At least, she’ll act like it.

But we don’t think that this feud is going to fracture the Kardashians as a family. Especially since this was filmed months and months ago.

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Kris Jenner: Kim and Kourtney Feuding Might Tear Apart My Family!

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This week’s new Keeping Up With The Kardashians trailer showed, among other things, some intense feuding.

Kim and Kourtney sound like they are once again at each other’s throats.

A report says that Kris worries that, even if their fights are good for ratings, one day it could tear apart their close-knit family.

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An inside source opened up to HollywoodLife about the rising and ebbing tensions between Kim and Kourtney.

“The girls do fight very dirty,” the insider acknowledges of the sisters.

The source adds: “They don’t hold back and often say very hurtful things.”

Yeah, they’ve more or less made a whole career out of that.

And even after all of these seasons of filming, as we saw in the recent trailer, they’re still fully capable of putting each other on blast.

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The only good thing about their fights is that, when the sisters have differences, they aren’t allowed to fester for long.

“But, they also don’t shy away from talking about it,” the insider observes.

“When things get ugly,” the source adds. “Kris forces them to talk it out.”

“She works very hard to play peacemaker when her girls fight,” the insider notes.

The source explains: “because she knows how important it is that they stick together.”

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Kris is sure to emphasize to her children that solidarity is a source of strength. She drives home that message again and again.

“If they don’t have each other they have nothing,” the insider characterizes.

According to the source: “One of Kris’ biggest fears is that they’ll get into some sort of ugly family feud.”

“She knows it could tear them apart,” the insider acknowledges.

Second perhaps only to already being rich and beautiful, the way that the Kardashian family works together has been a key to their success.

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So, what about that nasty feuding that we saw in the Season 17 trailer?

“Kourtney and Kim are getting along as of today,” the source announces.

“They’ve always been the ones in the family that fight the most,” the insider notes.

We been knew, as they say.

“It’s been that way since they were very young,” the source reminds the world. “They love hard and fight just as hard.”

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In the Keeping Up With The Kardashians trailer that aired just days ago, Kris’ concern was palpable.

“I feel like the really funny side of you guys outweighed the mean side,” the momager expressed to her daughters.

Kris added: “And I feel like it’s gotten a little Mean Girls.”

Nice nod to Kris’ role in Ariana Grande’s “Thank U Next” music video.

Kourtney can be heard vocally complaining about her younger sibling.

“Kim can be the biggest f–king evil person on the planet,” Kourt gripes.

This is when we hear a furious Kim announces that she’s icing out Kourtney.

“We’re firing Kourtney, she’s out,” she declares angrily.

Kris clearly tries to calm Kim.

“As much as I love you,” she tells her daughter. “You fight a lot dirtier than you used to fight.”

“I feel like we just need to press a reset button,” Kris expresses.

She adds: “You guys have got to get back to the fact that we’re just family.”

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Kourtney Kardashian: I’m DONE With Worthless Men Forever!

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Kourtney Kardashian may be so over Keeping Up With The Kardashians, but she’s still on it.

Appearing alongside bestie Larsa Pippen, Kourt gets real about where she feels, both personally and emotionally.

And she’s reached the opinion that she no longer needs anyone in her life, especially “meaningless” guys.

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“So anyways,” Kourtney says. “I just feel like I’m in a different place where I just don’t feel like I need that”

“Like,” she continues. “I’m content with, like, hanging out with my friends.”

“You’re such a liar,” Larsa teases.

“I just feel like I’m on a different vibe,” Kourtney protests.

“Like, I feel so content,” she expresses. “With just myself. Like, I don’t feel like I need … anybody.”

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“And I’m saying, because you’re in a different place than that,” Kourtney acknowledges.

“And if that’s what you’re into,” she continues. “I don’t want to be judgmental of you, for being, like …”

“Like you were a month ago,” Larsa finishes for her.

“Yeah,” Kourtney agrees. “Exactly.”

“And I might want to be like you in a week,” Larsa suggests.

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“Look,” Kourtney says. “I’d rather hang out at the house and be silly and dance and whatever.”

“Instead of, like,” she explains. “I just don’t really feel like I need anyone else to hang out with.”

“Well, sure,” Larsa agrees.

“Texting random guys that are meaningless,” Kourtney adds to her list of things that she does not feel the need to do.

“That’s way better for you,” Larsa praises.

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Kourtney then has an side as she speaks about how good it feels to make herself clear to someone she cares about.

“It feels good to open up to Larsa,” Kourtney tells the konfessional kamera.

She continues: “And really have her understand that I’m just in a different place.”

“And,” Kourt explains. “My energy isn’t going towards partying or guys.”

This is important to her “because even if we’re at different places in our lives, she’ll still always be one of my best friends.”

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It sounds like Kourtney’s current independent attitude may not last forever.

“Trust me,” Larsa predicts. “You’ll go through 10 more phases in the next, like, three months.”

“Yeah,” Kourtney agrees. “We’re just going to keep going through different eras.”

“We’re gonna be … 90,” she says to Larsa with a smile.

“Are we gonna be here at 90, riding jet skis?” Kourtney asks. 

Larsa responds in the affirmative.

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Honestly, throughout this whole scene, it’s hard to take your eyes off of Larsa’s hair. Like Khloe, she’s opted to wear a mini hate crime for some reason.

But it sounds like Kourtney is feeling emotionally self-sufficient, which is a good thing.

Of course, it may be that she’s also just not feeling especially horny at the moment, which would explain her dismissal of men.

A lot of booty calls sound nonsensical unless your sex drive is through the roof.

But here’s to Kourtney for admitting that she may go through different periods in her life when she has very different needs.

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