Kourtney Kardashian: I Hope Keeping Up With The Kardashians Gets Canceled!

We already reported about Khloe receiving a ring from Tristan, and about how Kim decreed that Kourtney was fired.

Right now, we want to talk about Kourtney’s own hopes and dreams.

Because it sounds like, when Keeping Up With The Kardashians finally ends, she’ll be the first to dance on the show’s grave. WTF?

In the new Season 17 trailer for Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Khloe confronts Kourtney’s apparent apathy.

“You would be happy if the show ended?” Khloe both asks and accuses.

Both women are viewed through a rose gold filter for this scene.

“Yeah,” Kourt replies nonchalantly. “Who cares?”

Aside from millions of fans? Well, usually the reality stars themselves care a great deal. Usually.

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On the one hand, this is more than a little stunning.

Like all fo the Kardashians, Kourtney’s brand was largely built by and remains tied to the show that made her famous.

Is it her only source of income? No. She has her lifestyle brand, and she has her fingers in a couple of different projects and partnerships.

But look at Kim, who is worth a third of a billion, and look at Kylie, who is a full billionaire.

Kourt’s net worth is about a tenth of Kim’s. Is she extremely wealthy? Yes.

But unlike her sisters, Kourtney might have to change her lifestyle if her income stream suddenly reduced to a trickle. She has kids to think about.

But on the other hand, this is no surprise at all.

From the start, when the idea for the show was first pitched, Kris and Kim were the ones who were onboard.

Kourtney and Khloe were not exactly gung ho about it.

Khloe, at the time, had some insecurities about her appearance — insecurities that would later be magnified by hateful jokes at her expense.

It’s clear why she was shy about fame. But why was Kourtney?

One of the things that makes Kourtney so likeable, aside from being the hottest of Kris’ first crop of children, is that she’s pretty chill.

Sure, she goes on vacations and she was the first of her siblings to dip her toes into the world of parenting.

But she doesn’t have this bonkers, Type-A drive to constantly do things.

That makes her different from Kim, for example. Kim is like a shark who can’t stop swimming.

And by Khloe’s own admission, Khloe’s days are often dominated by her carefully planned exercise and dietary routines.

Have you ever gone on vacation with one of those absolute monsters who wants to schedule nonstop activities for every minute of every day?

That may be how Kourtney is feeling, these days.

Appearing as an occasional guest on her baby daddy’s show is one thing. It’s just a gig.

But after over a decade of relentless filming, she has to want to focus more on living her life.

Kim might be driven to madness if she just enjoys existing for a week without activities, but Kourtney clearly craves some peace.

On the other hand … maybe Kourtney is just saying this to stir up drama. Because her literal job is to be dramatic.

Kanye West Slut-Shames Kim Kardashian: Stop Dressing Like a Thot!

Last month, we learned that Kanye West had banned North West from wearing makeup, even though her family’s brand is built on beauty products.

It turns out that his sudden new priorities extend to his wife, too.

As you can see in this video, Kanye tried to ban Kim from wearing her planned outfit to the Met Gala because it was “too sexy.” Ugh.

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On this week’s Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kanye tells Kim at the last minute that her Met Gala outfit is hurting his Man Feelings(TM).

“A corset is like a form of underwear,” Kanye asserts while speaking to Kim about his misgivings.

Yes and no. Bras were first invented by a woman to replace the corset, but these days, corsets are often worn on their own.

“It’s hot,” Kanye acknowledges, but proceeds to frame this as some sort of bad thing.

He complains: “It’s, like, it’s hot for who though?”

It’s for whom, though avoiding speaking like Cookie Monster is the least of Kanye’s problems.

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See, Kim has been working on her Thierry Mugler corset for about a year.

Kanye and his “dragon energy” could huff and puff all they liked, but she’s not changing her outfit. And she’s mad that he even asked.

“So the night before the Met,” Kim lays out. “You are going to come in here and say you are not into a corset vibe?”

“You give me really bad anxiety,” she accuses him. “What are you talking about?”

As with most normal thoughts and feelings, Kanye just didn’t seem to understand.

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“Why is that giving you anxiety to say that?” Kanye asks.

“Because you knew last night I was having really bad anxiety,” Kim replies, her annoyance palpable.

“And I don’t need any more negative energy,” she continues. “For you to now say that you aren’t into me wearing a tight dress.”

Kanye then tries to complain about how sexy his wife is.

We’re pretty sure that he knew who she was when he married her.

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“You are my wife,” Kanye states pointlessly. “And it affects me when pictures are too sexy.”

That sounds like his problem. We can’t imagine whine it should change Kim’s behavior.

“You built me up to be this like sexy person, and confidence, and all this stuff,” Kim points out.

“And just because you are on a journey and you’re on your transformation,” she continues. “Doesn’t mean that I am in the same spot with you.”

Very well said.

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See, Kanye has decided that he’s now in a place, spiritually, where his wife’s family’s brand of being hot and tantalizing isn’t for him.

He says that, during his time as a rapper, he delighted in all of these unclothed women.

Now, he’s decided that these aren’t for him — and even claims that seeing these women was impacting his soul, somehow.

It’s fine for him to believe that or to avoid looking at porn or whatever.

But banning North from wearing makeup and trying to discourage his wife from living her fashion dreams is not fine. That’s not about him anymore.

Don’t make your spiritual journey somebody’s else’s business, dude.

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Kourtney Kardashian Just Got Fired on Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Keeping Up with the Kardashians is about to bring the drama on Season 17.

More than ever, it seems.

E! has released an extended look at upcoming episodes of this long-running reality show, revealing various scenes and spoilers that have left viewers stunned and confused.

Starting with this question: HAS TRISTAN THOMPSON PROPOSED TO KHLOE KARDASHIAN?

According to Khloe, she has continually received lavish gifts from her awful ex-boyfriend and baby daddy.

Specifically, the NBA star has given Kardashian a “pink diamond,” as teased in this intriguing video.

“It looks fully like an engagement ring,” Scott Disick says while observing the piece of bling.

“No! No,” the Revenge Body star yells in response.

Now, to be clear, we never see Tristan giving Khloe any of these items… so it’s very possible this is all just concocted nonsense.

But it’s also possible Tristan thinks he can win Khloe back.

Elsewhere, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian clash hard over a “Candyland”-themed party. We wish we were making that up, but it’s true.

After the Poosh.com founder calls her sister “the biggest f-cking evil person on the planet,” Kim replied by “firing” the oldest Kardashian, and claiming  that she means it.

“We’re firing Kourtney! She’s out,” Mrs. Kanye West declares.

Kim is referring just to the planning of this party, of course, but Kourtney later makes it clear that she’d be fine if the entire show simply ended right now.

“I don’t know why we can’t all just respect each other,” Kourtney notes in a voice over at one point.

And it seems that Kris Jenner agrees.

She expressed some disappointment and even disdain in the preview, castigating her kids for their behavior.

“I feel like the really funny side of you guys outweighed the mean side. And I feel like it’s gotten a little Mean Girls,” Kris warns in this footage, adding:

“As much as I love you, you fight a lot dirtier than you used to.”

After all these years on the air, it seems like something is missing.

Either that, or the scripts are just pretty terrible at this point in the program’s very long run.

“You guys gotta get back to the fact that we’re just family,” Jenner concludes.

Check out the revealing promo now!

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Kourtney Kardashian: This Bish Stole $5,200 and Hacked Me!!

Keeping Up With The Kardashians has revealed that someone has been stealing from Kourtney to the tune of over $5,000 and an iPad.

She also discovered that this person whom she had trusted had accessed her electronics, including her texts.

On Sunday, we saw the dramatic moment when Kourtney went to confront this thief in her own home.

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“This lady stole $700 out of my wallet,” Kourtney complained on Sunday night’s Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

“Then,” Kourtney describes. “She stole $4,500 out of Scott’s.”

Remember, even though that may seem like an absurd amount of cash to have on hand, it’s not his fault for it being stolen.

She continues: “Then, my security who’s here today, just said he’s seen her two times with her flashlight on in the office.”

Our question at this point is … did he tell Kourtney both of those times? I don’t want to tell a guy how to do his job, but …

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Like so many of us, Kourt is not enthusiastic about the idea of confronting a thief over something so serious.

“She’s never coming here again,” Kourtney vows.

“No s–t, Sherlock!” Khloe exclaims.

Kourtney then reveals that she has been told that this thief “also hacked everything.”

She expresses her feeling of violation upon this news, saying: “She’s looking at my texts?”

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“Stand your ground!” Khloe demands. “This is your home, with your kids!”

She then instructs: “Go downstairs, Kourtney!”

“Go talk to your security!” Khloe forcefully advises. “Why are you texting if somebody’s telling you that?”

Probably because, like most people, she’s a little rattled and reluctant when it comes to tackling an issue like this.

As Kourtney heads down, Khloe admits: “Wait, I can’t wait to hear this! This is so good! This is better than Real Housewives!”

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Naturally, by the time that Kourtney makes it down, a car is speeding away on the street.

(Shoutout to the sound editors who almost certainly had to add that sound effect; it really sold the scene)

“Oh my god,” Kourtney says, marveling at the drama of it all, including this last-minute escape.

She contacts Kris. Honestly, calling Kris when you’re in a crisis is probably always a good idea.

Then, Kourtney goes upstairs with a laundry list of tasks for Megan on what needs to be done for her security.

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“We need to debug the house,” Kourtney notes as Megan takes notes.

“And I want to take every device and unconnect it from my phone,” she adds.

“And next time,” Kourt says. “We’ve learned a huge lesson.”

“They cannot step foot in here for an interview without us having their social [security number], name, and address,” she affirms.

That is very smart. People are less likely to steal from you when you know exactly who they are.

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Honestly, shoutout to Megan, who — as far as the show has shown us — was the one who discovered the missing cash.

It is also believed that the thief stole Kourtney’s iPad, which is how she would have accessed everything else.

Some people are deeply suspicious of cleaning ladies and nannies to the point where they “test” these people.

While it’s great to hear that Kourtney does not fixate on suspecting her employees at all times, it’s good that she’s now being careful.

Money is one thing (to her and Scott, anyway). Her kids and her electronic privacy are another.

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Keeping Up With The Kardashians Sneak Peek: Who is STEALING from Kourtney??

In the aftermath of Sofia Richie’s Keeping Up With The Kardashians debut, Kourtney Kardashian is dealing with something much more serious.

Someone has been robbing her blind. We’re talking about someone physically in her house, stealing cash and an iPad.

In this preview clip, you can see her concerns as she wonders which person has betrayed her trust.

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This Keeping Up With The Kardashians sneak peek starts off almost unimaginably boring.

Khloe is talking about wanting to retire her cookie jars, lamenting that “everyone has them now.”

(Refusing to do something because it’s popular is not morally superior to doing something because it is not. Both are dumb)

That’s when Megan, Kourtney’s dutiful assistant, saves the day and the scene when she reports some bad news.

Some of Kourtney’s money — specifically, her cash — is missing.

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“Kourt?” Megan begins tentatively.

She reveals: “So, we discovered that there was cash missing from your wallet.”

While that’s better than money being siphoned from one of Kourtney’s massive bank accounts, that’s still very alarming.

“So,” Megan continues. “I don’t know if you spent it out the other night?”

That suggested answer would be so much simpler. Money spent is much less scary than money stolen.

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“Umm, I specifically handed $20 to the valet,” Kourtney recalls.

She continues: “And I had hundreds, and I threw them back into my bag,”

Megan then delivers the very bad news.

“There’s no hundreds there right now,” she grimly announces.

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“Is there any chance you could’ve lost the money?” Khloe asks, hoping for the simpler explanation.

She suggests to her eldest sister: “Like, do you think it fell, or…”

“It was definitely there,” Kourtney confirms.

There’s a brief transition, and Kourtney says: “You know when you just know? Like, I know for a fact.”

“That’s crazy!” Khloe exclaims. “I don’t know.”

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Kourtney then speaks on this very serious matter to the konfessional kamera.

“The fact that money is missing from my wallet definitely doesn’t feel like a coincidence,” she admits.

Because she suspects that this thief has also made off with more than just currency.

Kourt recalls: “We had an iPad missing in the house too,”

We then see a flashback to her looking for her iPad and being unable to find it.

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“You know, I have people in and out of my house all day,” Kourtney points out.

Some are family, some are friends, some are employees, and others are camera crew and producers for Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Kourt says that these are all “People that I trust.”

“Something just isn’t right,” she expresses.

A thief nabbing physical cash may not be able to rob her of as much as someone getting into her accounts would.

But the actual, physical presence of a thief in Kourtney’s own home would make anyone understandably nervous.

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So who is it? Well, this sneak peek does not reveal the culprit’s identity.

Honestly? Even with what most people would consider a very nice salary, it’s possible that a PA or other employee was desperate enough to steal.

But in a normal household, a young child would usually be the most likely suspect.

Not because Kourtney’s wonderful children are prone to crime, but because young kids recognize the value of money, but generally lack impulse-control.

And an iPad going missing is even easier to explain if a child wants to stream shows after bedtime. But we’re obviously not accusing her kids.

But given that this is Keeping Up With The Kardashians and they’ve chosen to air the footage, the answer may be something no one expects.

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Sofia Richie: See Her Keeping Up With The Kardashians Debut!

It’s not enough that Sofia Richie is trying to save Scott Disick’s reality show. She wants a real reality career, and she’s getting it.

On this Keeping Up With The Kardashians preview teaser, Sofia makes her debut on the long-running series.

We see her with Scott and Kourtney and, well, things admittedly get awkward.

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In the teaser trailer for Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Scott gets pretty blunt about spending time with Sofia and Kourtney together.

“It is a really awkward situation,” the self-described Lord confesses.

He is not the only one who feels that way.

Speaking to the Konfessional Kamera, Kourtney admits: “It gets … bizarre.”

“I want you and Sofia to be comfortable,” Scott is shown telling Kourtney.

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We then see Sofia eating beside Scott, pointing out that his behavior changes when it’s not just the two of them.

“You’re a lot more sophisticated with me when Kourtney’s around,” Sofia observes.

Yes, we’re absolutely going to unpack that momentarily.

“But it does take, like, a toll on me,” Scott admits to Kourtney, speaking of his girlfriend and his ex spending time with him simultaneously.

With a definite shift in tone, we hear a voiceover of Scott saying: “This trip has so much pressure!”

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Much of the teaser features Scott, Kourtney, and Sofia’s faces while they are indoors.

It’s a very short trailer, so we’re not surprised that there isn’t a lot of visual context provided.

Given that they’re clearly at multiple locations in various outfits, fans can definitely look forward to more than one scene (obviously).

And the end of the teaser gets a bit spicier.

It appears that Scott, Kourtney, and Sofia all share a hot tub at one point. That’s a little steamy … pun semi-intended.

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We promised to unpack Sofia’s comment about Scott’s behavior changing around Kourtney, and we intend to keep that.

Notice that she didn’t say that he changes his demeanor while they’re around other people. Plehty of coulples do that.

Sofia specifically accuses: “You’re a lot more sophisticated with me when Kourtney’s around.”

That means that, of all of the people the two of them have spent time with, he does this specifically around Kourtney.

And we think that we can explain why.

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One, everybody wants tos how off to their ex. They want to show that they’ve matured and are doing well for themselves.

Two is probably that Scott is simply nervous about this girlfriend-meets-ex situation.

Anxiety alters your behavior, even subconsciously. (That’s why some of us are so polite!)

But there’s also the huge, mostly unspoken factor of the age gap.

Kourtney turned 40 last April. At the time, Sofia was only 20 (she turned 21 in August). And Scott has been inside of them both.

it is natural to speak differently to different people, but Scott may be defaulting to suit Kourtney rather than his much younger girlfriend.

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(Also, why is Scott giving off such weird Michael Scott from The Office energy in this still? Experts are baffled)

Honestly, we already know that Sofia and Kourtney get along reasonably well — well enough to successfully vacation together with Scott.

While this tragically is unlikely to turn into a polyamorously ever after situation with the three of them, we’ll settle for amicable co-parenting.

Kourt isn’t just happy for Scott — she’s glad that Sofia is a stabilizing influence in Scott’s life.

When Scott is a better person, he’s a better parent.

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