Sister Wives Ranked: Who is Kody Brown’s #1 Woman?

Throughout the last couple of seasons of Sister Wives, Kody Brown clashed with all his Sister Wives. This was blatantly obvious really.

At various points, Kody took issue with Meri, Christine, Robyn and Janelle – the four spouses he has taken to date.

He’s been upset because he wanted to build one big house on their land in Flagstaff, Arizona, and his idea was shot down, and he’s been mad about how some of his wives handled the pandemic.

He’s also not too fond about them, like, doing things or even proposing doing things that don’t benefit him explicitly.

Despite arguing with all four of his spouses over the course of these recent seasons, astute viewers could read between the lines.

They could tell who Kody loved, despite the occasional disagreement, and who he seemed truly sick and tired of at this point.

This got us thinking here at THG: Is there a clear favorite for Kody among the aforementioned better halves?

How would he rank Meri, Christine, Robyn and Janelle; from Kody’s most-hated to his most-loved? How would we?!

Your response to this loaded question may be different from ours, and his, but consider the rankings below.

1. For the Record…

Kody brown yammers
… we think Kody is selfish and sexist and all four wives should leave HIM. We just wanna go on record with that opinion because we know how it would be interpreted, this ranking, as if the wives are somehow not worthy of Kody.

2. Let’s Get To It Then, Shall We?

Sister wives united
Kody married Meri in 1990, Janelle in 1993, Christine in 1994 and and Robyn in 2010… although one the latter marriage is legal and legitimate, so Kody could officially adopt Robyn’s kids.

3. Who is His Least Favorite Wife?

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This is sadly easy. The answer is Meri. And we’re very confident that both Meri and Kody would agree.

4. Why Do We Say This?

Meri brown in 2019
Well… Meri posted just one photo of Kody on Instagram in 2020, and none so far this year. They went on exactly one “date” last year to celebrate their 30th anniversary, but they called it a “non-anniversary” because “we’re not a couple.” On top of that, Meri is constantly sharing cryptic quotes about finding herself and about how one deserves to be with someone who seems value/worth in him/her.

5. Also?

Meri brown and company
“The relationship between he and I is gone, it’s dead, it’s over,” Meri told a therapist on a Sister Wives episode that aired last year.

6. Kody Doubled Down, Too

Meri brown in a confessional
In his own confessional, Kody said that “Meri and I had a very fast courtship. I didn’t know who I was marrying.” He then confessed to basically regretting having ever married Meri. So… yeah. She comes in last.

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Sister Wives RANKED: Who is Kody Brown’s #1?

Throughout the last couple of seasons of Sister Wives, Kody Brown clashed with all his Sister Wives. This was blatantly obvious really.

At various points, Kody took issue with Meri, Christine, Robyn and Janelle – the four spouses he has taken to date.

He’s been upset because he wanted to build one big house on their land in Flagstaff and his idea was shot down, and he’s been mad about how some of his wives handled the pandemic.

He’s also not too fond about them doing things or even proposing doing things that don’t benefit him.

Despite arguing with all four of his spouses over the course of these recent seasons, astute viewers could read between the lines.

They could tell who Kody loved, despite the occasional disagreement, and who he seemed truly sick and tired of at this point.

This got us thinking here at THG: Is there a clear favorite for Kody among the aforementioned better halves?

How would he rank Meri, Christine, Robyn and Janelle; from Kody’s most-hated to his most-loved? How would we?!

Your response to this loaded question may be different from ours, and his, but consider the rankings below.

1. For the Record…

Kody brown yammers
… we think Kody is selfish and sexist and all four wives should leave HIM. We just wanna go on record with that opinion because we know how it would be interpreted, this ranking, as if the wives are somehow not worthy of Kody.

2. Let’s Get To It Then, Shall We?

Sister wives united
Kody married Meri in 1990, Janelle in 1993, Christine in 1994 and and Robyn in 2010… although one the latter marriage is legal and legitimate, so Kody could officially adopt Robyn’s kids.

3. Who is His Least Favorite Wife?

Meri brown is haunted
This is sadly easy. The answer is Meri. And we’re very confident that both Meri and Kody would agree.

4. Why Do We Say This?

Meri brown in 2019
Well… Meri posted just one photo of Kody on Instagram in 2020, and none so far this year. They went on exactly one “date” last year to celebrate their 30th anniversary, but they called it a “non-anniversary” because “we’re not a couple.” On top of that, Meri is constantly sharing cryptic quotes about finding herself and about how one deserves to be with someone who seems value/worth in him/her.

5. Also?

Meri brown and company
“The relationship between he and I is gone, it’s dead, it’s over,” Meri told a therapist on a Sister Wives episode that aired last year.

6. Kody Doubled Down, Too

Meri brown in a confessional
In his own confessional, Kody said that “Meri and I had a very fast courtship. I didn’t know who I was marrying.” He then confessed to basically regretting having ever married Meri. So… yeah. She comes in last.

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Kody Brown: I Don’t Give a S–t About My Wives Anymore!

For a long time now, things with the Brown family have been … well, they haven’t been great.

They’ve actually been pretty horrific, judging by what we’ve seen on Sister Wives.

We’ve seen relationships change and deteriorate, we’ve seen family members be outright mean to each other.

It’s bad.

But this season has been especially interesting because a big theme of it all is Kody just entirely giving up on his family.

He truly seems to be over polygamy, and he’s said as much plenty of times in recent episodes.

He’s said that Janelle is “full of sh-t” and “lazy,” he’s said that he hasn’t felt a spark with Meri in the past several years.

In a sneak peek for this week’s episode, the season finale, he exclaimed that he was in “polygamy hell,” which seems quite dramatic.

And now, in another sneak peek for the finale, we’re seeing him with all of his sister wives, trying to work on their relationships.

But guess who doesn’t seem to care even the tiniest bit?

The clip, which you can watch in full below, begins with everyone gathered together while Janelle sets up a big ol’ easel so they can write things down.

Kody says that he doesn’t understand what they’re going to be talking about, and he asked in a sort of mocking way “Are we going to be talking about our feelings?”

“I’m coming into this whole conversation very cynical,” he admits during a confessional, “because I’m extremely discouraged that I can’t get my wives to all agree on one simple thing: preventing the spread of COVID in our family.”

“And so it’s pissing me off.”

This was all filmed early in the pandemic, and Christine was of the opinion that she’d already made plans for the coming months and she wasn’t going to cancel them while Janelle made it clear that she couldn’t stay quarantined all summer.

Still, Kody’s plan was that he’d be the only one to move between the four different households, which still wouldn’t be safe because he could still carry the virus from house to house.

Logic wasn’t really on anyone’s side here, obviously, so let’s just continue.

Back to the family meeting, we see Janelle writing something down on the easel — they seem to be taking turns writing down things that are important to them, and she writes that she “needs to make sure I’m heard.”

In her own confessional, she says “I think we’ve had communication problems for a long time,” and she goes on to explain that with the new stress the pandemic added to the family, that was made even more clear to her.

For Christine’s turn, she says “So I need to feel important at the end of a conversation, I feel like some of my ideas … I don’t feel like I’m important, I don’t even really have a say.”

“Everyone just assumes I’m just being a princess because I’m not expressing myself well,” she continues. “I’m not ever intending to be a princess, but I think I’m seen that way and it’s frustrating.”

Kody then tells her “I feel like everybody feels that same way, like it’s a fight constantly to like have an idea even heard, so …”

It really feels like he’s pouting here, so Robyn tries to hold his hand through this and ask him what he wants to write on the easel, what issue he wants to talk about when it comes to their communication.

“Nothing,” he answers, because of course that’s his answer.

“Yes you are,” Robyn chides him, “you have to play.”

He thinks for a minute then tells his wives “My problem is I don’t want to write anything down there because I don’t give a sh-t anymore.”

Absolutely charming, right?

We don’t get to see how the wives react to that beyond a few shocked expressions, but back in his confessional he tells the camera “You know, we’ve moved here, we’re going through the struggles, I’ve been arguing about COVID now for so long with these ladies …”

“That’s the reason I don’t care anymore,” he explains. “I don’t enjoy the relationship anymore because it feels like a constant fight.”‘

And that’s the end of the video.

At this point in the game, it’s pretty clear that no one is going to leave the family — they all believe so strongly in their marriages because of their religion, and it’s probably safe to say the perks of being on the show are an incentive to stay as well.

But it’s also clear that they’re all completely miserable with each other most of the time.

Is the show just going to be like this for the rest of its time on the air?

Are they just going to say worse and worse things to each other as they pretend like any of this is working?

Like, we’ll still watch, but man, are things looking bleak here.

What do you think about the current state of this family?

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Sister Wives: Maybe We Should Live in One Big House After All!

If you’ve been keeping up with Sister Wives, then you know that a big source of the Brown family drama for the past couple of seasons has been about moving.

So. Much. Moving. Drama.

The family packed up and left what many considered to be an ideal situation in Las Vegas to move to Arizona all the way back in the summer of 2018, and since then, things just haven’t been great.

Instead of living in four houses all next to each other like they did in Las Vegas, the four wives are spread out across the city of Flagstaff.

They also own a large chunk of land out in the country that they just can’t seem to figure out what to do with.

We’ve seen quite a bit of feuding over the plots of land and over which wife gets which plot, but a big thing last season specifically was Kody’s desire to have the family all living under the same roof.

Fans will remember that this is how things were back when they lived in Utah in the first couple of seasons — Meri, Janelle, Christine and Kody lived in one big house divided into three apartments for years.

Kody envisioned everyone doing the same in Arizona, so much that he even designed a house that he thought would meet everyone’s needs.

But unfortunately for him, his wives couldn’t agree on it, and now he’s stuck going all over the city to spend time in each separate home.

Except as we’re seeing this season, the pandemic changed things up a bit.

And now, in a sneak peek for this week’s episode, it’s starting to sound like some of the Browns are reconsidering that whole “one big house” idea.

In the clip, which you can watch in full below, Robyn’s oldest daughter was turning 18, so this would have been filmed last April.

To celebrate, Christine brought her three youngest daughters over for a visit, but they stayed out in the yard while Kody, Robyn, and their children stood in the doorway.

Poor little Truely asked if she could come inside to play with her siblings, but Robyn told her that she couldn’t.

“It’s awful to hear,” Christine said later in a confessional. “She can’t, she still has to stay socially distanced, and she’s more frustrated than Gwendlyn and Ysabel because they get it, but Truely doesn’t get it.”

In her own confessional, Robyn said “The idea of living in one big home together during this right now, what would it be like?”

“I’m sitting here thinking ‘What are other plural families doing?'”

“There’s a part of me that’s like ‘There would be major benefits for us to be living in one home right now during this pandemic, we would just be hunkering down together and being careful together, and we’d have to come to an agreement about how to do it,'” she continued.

Janelle expanded on that in another separate talk to the cameras, saying “If we’d been in one house, then of course that would have just been a natural thing that we would have just been like a pod, a village, a little mini isolated village.”

It sounds like they’re sort of regretting their decision, right?

It would have made things a lot easier on the whole family if they were all living together — and Kody wouldn’t have had to throw that tantrum last week when Janelle tried to be responsible about social distancing.

But Christine was definitely the most outspoken against the idea of the one big house … is she feeling that regret too?

Back in her confessional, she said “I imagine if we were all together in one house … no. I can’t imagine it, I don’t want to imagine it. I’m just not gonna even imagine it.”

So that answers that question.

Going back to the scene at Robyn’s house, we see Ariella, Robyn and Kody’s youngest daughter, give Truely a stuffed animal, and Truely once again asked if she could go inside and play.

“Not yet, sweetheart,” Kody told her. “The only person that’s traveling from house to house is me. Sorry.”

But Truely, as Christine explained, doesn’t quite understand the concept of social distancing, although Robyn did tell her “Being apart from each other right now is the best way we can love each other.”

And there we have it.

Even though it really does sound like it would have been great for the whole family to have been under one roof going into the pandemic, obviously it didn’t happen, and it’s clear that it’s not going to happen anytime soon.

If a worldwide crisis like this can’t bring the family together, what can?

Sister wives maybe we should live in one big house after all