We’re getting down to the wire on The Bachelor, in many respects, there’s not much to get excited about in this final stretch.
Peter’s proven to be kind of unpopular, and save for wild card Victoria Fuller, his finalists are straight out of central…
I’m in love with three women. – Peter Weber
It’s finally here, Bachelor Nation.
Or… it’s finally about to be here, at least.
Following emotional hometown dates and warnings from ex-girlfriends and surprises about his suitors, Peter Weber will finally get to experience the one week that likely made him sign up for The Bachelor in the first place:
Fantasy Suite Week!
We all know how much this guy loves to have sex, right?
Of course, the man whose windmill antics with Hannah Brown made him so infamous now finds himself in quite a contrasting situation with the women he’s chosen to remain as his aspiring wives.
There’s Victoria Fuller, who seems so evil and manipulative to some viewers that Peter must only be keeping her around because he’s dying to sleep with her.
Either that, or producers have told Weber to do so in order to build drama.
In any case, drama is exactly what Victoria is set to bring next Monday.
“I haven’t seen Madison like this before,” Victoria says about her fellow contestant and compeetitor, Madison Prewett, early in this trailer, adding of the well-known Bachelor virgin:
“I’m sorry, but that’s disgusting. Putting him in that position is so unfair. Are you kidding me?”
Victoria’s referring to Madison’s no-sex rule, which looms large over this episode.
Madison (above) has made it clear she’s saving herself for marriage.
Which is totally cool and fine, of course, except that she’s been outspoken regarding her issues with Peter’s sexual life.
“I won’t be able to move forward if you have slept with other women,” she tells him point blank in ABC’s revealing promo.
What is The Bachelor supposed to do in that situation?!?
And then there’s Hannah Ann Sluss, the alarmingly pretty model who has been among the front-runners all season long.
However, take a look at all The Bachelor spoilers out there and you’ll see why many feel believe she will win this thing …
… or become the next Bachelorette.
In a way, Hannah seems like a safe bet, given how hard it is to see Peter selecting Victoria or Madison to be his wife.
Hmm …. unless a certain other Bachelor report is accurate.
There’s also the possibility that Peter goes back to Merissa Pence, the ex who showed up out of nowhere last Monday.
LOL. Just kidding. Same with the whole Pete ending up with a producer angle. So much wild speculation this season.
All we can really say for certain at this point is that one or more women will cry and Peter will get his sexual intercourse on.
Sorry Madison, but that’s just how this pilot flies.
What the fallout is remains to be seen. Check out the promotional video here to see what’s on tap for Fantasy Suite Week.
On Hannah Brown’s season of The Bachelor, Luke Parker outed himself as a sociopathic villain early on, yet he managed to hang on and make it into the final three.
This can be cited as evidence of the fact that Hannah has pretty terrible taste in me…
Anyone who says you can’t go home again never read The Bachelor spoilers. Or watched the show for the past 15 years.
Indeed, on The Bachelor this week, Peter Weber went home again… and again… and again… and again.
How did Weber’s hometo…
Home towns, baby, let’s go!
So screams Peter Weber to open ABC’s in-depth look at scenes to come on The Bachelor’s all-new episode Monday.
However, you don’t need The Bachelor spoilers to see that Pilot Pete isn’t really yelling … he’s crying. Confessing.
The polarizing reality star made his biggest headlines as a suitor for Hannah Brown, when he slept with her on the show.
Specifically, when he took it to The Bachelorette beauty four times in one night, in one windmill during their courtship.
That’s some kind of feat.
How do you even perform that … never mind, we don’t need to draw you a picture. It was memorable is the point.
He’s since tried to shed his reputation as an intercourse fiend by saying that he’s more than just an animal in bed.
This season, though …
Thus far, his run as The Bachelor has featured perhaps more spit-swapping and sexual conversation than any lead in history.
And this isn’t about to change, either.
While there are plenty of tears shed and many emotions relayed in this new trailer, the pertinent segments center around…
… yes, you guessed it … S-E-X.
We have one woman talking about her plans to remain a virgin until marriage and then we have Peter telling a mystery woman:
“I don’t want this to feel like it’s all about sex, but … six days prior I was intimate with someone else.”
Who did he sleep with? To whom is he spilling this secret and what will be that young woman’s reaction to this bombshell?
The preview also makes it look like cameras will be allowed to get up close and far more personal than ever before.
We see the 28-year-old Peter and his women making out (hard!) in bed and behind a steamy closed door.
There’s also an exchange with Victoria Fuller (below) that will likely leave the Internet buzzing.
“I’m just asking for the truth,” Peter tells her.
“Well, it doesn’t matter anymore, Peter,” she says.
“Are you kidding me right now?” he asks.
“How are we even supposed to move forward from this? And you’re supposed to meet my family tonight?” Victoria says through tears.
Elsewhere, you may not believe this, but multiple (as in more than one) women claim to be “falling in love” with Peter.
Crazy, right??
Oh, and multiple parents express their hesitation about this whole thing during the always-awkward home town visits.
As for the big finale?
The one which contains a twist involving Hannah Ann Sluss? Or Madison Prewett … or Peter and a producer (above)?
We’re treated to glimpses at this dramatic episode as well.
Most notably, host-pimp Chris Harrison tells Weber about something he simply has to know that the crew just found out.
Oh my God, Peter utters, before we once again witness Weber’s mom crying and telling her son not to let someone go.
“It’s what love stories are made out of,” she explains. “God has placed her here for you. Bring her home to us.”
Rumors abound as to whom Mrs. Weber is referring, and it certainly appears (to us) that it’s Madison. Right?
From everything we’ve watched and various Bachelor spoilers we’ve read, that would be our guess. How about you?
Any theories? Watch this video and see!
If you’re following The Bachelor spoilers, you’re aware of how this enigmatic season comes to a conclusion … mostly.
You also know that Peter Weber’s story – and that of his finalists – isn’t over just because The Bachelor is done filming.
This is the time we post the OBLIGATORY BACHELOR SPOILERS ALERT before getting down to business, Okay …
Spoilers strongly indicate that Peter picks Madison Prewett on the finale … but that an initial proposal doesn’t happen.
(See above link for the explanation of why. It’s quite something.)
So is she his fiancee … or is she the next Bachelorette?
Bachelor spoiler god Reality Steve himself has taken to Twitter to share a rare, post-season spoiler about Madison (pictured).
“Madison currently filming something with production,” Steve, full name Steve Carbone, announced on his social media feed.
His tweet details that she is back in her hometown, doing this filming “at Town Creek Park in Auburn, Alabama.”
Clearly, an eyewitness and Bachelor Nation member surreptitiously snapped the photos and sent them his way.
If reports are to be believed – and they likely are – Madison is indeed one of Peter’s final two this season.
But that’s not the full story. Not by a long shot.
It’s said that his final two are Madison, who won over fans with her aversion to drama, and Hannah Ann Sluss (below).
Madi is a virgin, and while she emerges as his Peter’s top choice, his other, uh, relationships come back to bite him.
Apparently, Madison finds out that Peter has boned one or more of his other finalists and eliminates herself.
Every now and then, The Bachelor spoilers are wrong, but so far, all signs are pointing to true on that one.
Which means Steve’s tweet makes a lot of sense.
Madison would, for example, be a very natural and popular choice for The Bachelorette this summer.
At the same time, cameras could also be there to capture her ongoing relationship with Peter.
As Peter’s mother’s tearful plea Peter is said to have pursued Madison after she self-eliminated and the season ended.
They were reportedly dating – at this point, they would’ve been dating for many weeks, unless they broke up (again).
Could it be that ABC’s cameras were there to record Peter as he proposes to Madison? There is precedent for that.
Peter proposing to his final choice weeks later would be a reversal of Arie Luyendyk Jr.’s brutal take-back to Becca Kufrin.
There’s another possibility, however … that fair Madi is filming promos or backstory for her season of The Bachelorette.
There is precedent for that too, in a way.
Hannah Brown’s defining moment as the leading lady was when she rebuked Luke P.’s efforts to use religion to control her body.
To be clear, Madison is no Luke Parker.
Nothing suggests she tried to make her own beliefs Peter’s problem in the end. She just excused herself from the competition.
So, a Madison season would be different from Hannah’s, yet with the commonality of Alabama natives rooted in Christian faith.
Madison, according to those who know her, is looking for “a man who will prioritize faith and family before everything else.”
In her bio, she says she is “hoping to find someone who shares the same religious values that she and her family have.”
If Peter wasn’t able to win her over, hers could make for a very interesting – if less sexy – season of The Bachelorette.
But fans can’t deny that she and Peter had a bond. With each other, and with his family. That can’t count for nothing.
We can’t say for sure yet whether a little boning of the other girls was enough to sever that emotional connection.
Well, folks, we finally know how the top college basketball coaches in the country must feel every year around April.
Because it’s been a very long road to the Final Four.
Yes, Peter Weber has winnowed down his group of lovely ladies to four …
