Last month, Angelina Pivarnick married Chris Larangeira at a lavish ceremony in – where else? – the great state of New Jersey.
Pivarnick invited her Jersey Shore co-stars to the festivities, and an MTV camera crew was on hand to document the occasi…
Last week, Angelina Pivarnick married Chris Larangeira in a ceremony that was captured by a Jersey Shore camera crew.
Sadly, her first week of marriage has not been a blissful one — but that’s not Chris’ fault.
Though the wedding footage won…
Like everyone else on the world wide web, we’ve cracked a few jokes at the expense of Angelina Pivarnick over the years. Okay, more than a few jokes.
After all, she’s engaged in some pretty mockable behavior over the years, and for the most part, the Jersey Shore cast can take it as well as they dish it out.
But there’s a world of difference between good-natured ribbing and flat-out bullying by Snooki and JWoww, which is certainly what sounds like happened.
On Wednesday, Angelina got married to Chris Larangeira.
That should have been a joyous occasion, to state the obvious, but the reality star’s wedding was marred by discord by the end of that night.
Despite recent turmoil within the group, Pivarnick decided to invite her Shore castmates – and we’re guessing she regrets that decision right about now.
Take a look below and cringe.
[UPDATE: We now know exactly what insults Snooki and JWoww hurled during their roast, and folks – it’s much worse than we thought.]
Last week, Angelina Pivarnick married Chris Larangeira in a massively-attended ceremony in New Jersey.
Not surprisingly, Angelina’s Jersey Shore co-stars and an MTV camera crew were all on hand for the occasion.
Some fans expressed shock t…
Like everyone else, we’ve cracked some jokes at the expense of Angelina Pivarnick over the years.
After all, she’s engaged in some pretty mockable behavior over the years, and for the most part, the Jersey Shore cast can take it as well as they dish it out.
But there’s a world of difference between good-natured ribbing and flat-out bullying.
And it seems to us that Snooki and JWoww crossed that line in a big way this week.
On Wednesday, Angelina got married to Chris Larangeira.
Despite recent turmoil within the group, Pivarnick decided to invite her Shore castmates — and we’re guessing she regrets that decision right about now.
Take a look:
Folks, in case you weren’t aware, congratulations are in order.
After a long, long engagement with many, many ups and downs Angelina Pivarnick married Chris Larangeira on Wednesday.
Perhaps eager to make up for all the money she lost durin…
They do, folks!
They really, truly, surely do – forever and ever.
Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick married her fiancé, Chris Larangeira, on Wednesday!
The nuptials took place at the Park Château Estate & Gardens in East Brunswick, N…
Well, it’s happening, folks.
Angelina Pivarnick, aka the Dirty Hamster, aka the Rob Kardashian of Staten Island, aka a whole bunch of other mean nicknames her housemates — is getting married.
It’s hard to believe, but not because we take …
In September, Mike Sorrentino was finally freed from prison, and was able to reunite with his wife and friends.
Jersey Shore: Family Vacation‘s cameras were there to capture it all, and it’s all part of this teaser trailer for the new season.
On top of that, the trailer teases tears, a consultation with a psychic, and some diametrically opposed parties.
The teaser trailer begins with a shocking moment as Snooki
“Who do you call? 911? Oh, my God!” she asks while kneeling in the grass.
We then see Deena Cortese weeping openly, though the context remains unknown.
Deena says: “I won’t be able to live with myself.”
Viewers are then shown Angelina Pavarnick running, and it’s presumably not to fellate an orange buffoon.
This is when Pauly D is heard saying: “Where’s Angelina? She’s an EMT.”
Vinny then says that what happened was just an “accident” and assures Deena that she “had no control over it.”
So it sounds like someone — possibly not a human, given some odd reacitons — was injured or killed. Maybe a bird?
In a presumably unrelated moment, the gang seeks advice from a psychic woman.
Some of her advice elicits a positive reaction, but not everything goes over well.
We then see this same psychic speaking to Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, giving him some secondhand advice.
“The spirit made me feel like if you don’t make this happen, then it’s not gonna end well,” she tells him.
Then it’s time for Jenni to celebrate her divorce.
Divorce parties are mostly just a thing for reality stars, if largely because regular people getting divorced seldom have a budget for a party.
But she even wears a tiara as her friends toast the end of the marriage.
They all hop aboard what Pauly D refers to as a “DTF Wagon” as they party in town and go clubbing.
On the flip side, the trailer shows the mounting hype for Angelina to marry fiance Chris Larangeira.
We even get a sneak peek at her wedding dress.
Deena and Snooki join Angelina to party it up in New Orleans to celebrate what’s coming.
Notably, we don’t see JWoww involved, though with the kind of heavyhanded editing that teaser trailers get, that could mean anything.
Celebrating one friend’s divorce and another’s impending nuptials in a single season is not lost on the gang.
“If I’m DJing her wedding,” Pauly D vows. “I’m not giving her the divorce party for free.”
Well, in that case, let us hope that Angelina has many years to save up.
It is admittedly awkward to cheer for two diametrically opposed milestones, but that’s life.
Here’s where things get exciting — and emotional.
Lauren Sorrentino picks up her husband, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, from prison.
He not only reunited with his wife, but with his friends, whom he had sorely missed while behind bars.
“Life could get no better,” Mike gushes to the camera. (Awwww!)
We’re all so thrilled to see Mike back with his wife and friends and loved ones, where he belongs.
The two-hour season finale of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation found our favorite drunk reality stars heading to perhaps the only city with shadier individuals than Las Vegas:
Washington D.C.
And they headed there for a very exciting cause: The pris…
There’s an old saying that states one should never go to bed angry.
But the cast of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation didn’t merely ignore this advice last Thursday night …
… they laughed in its face, going to bed absolutely irate after an epic a…
Jersey Shore has a reputation – and owes its success, in large part – for being a bit more authentic than most reality shows.
That being said, it’s still MTV, and the show has definitely relied on a handful of semi-scripted storylines over the year…
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has been sidelined by pregnancy for most of the current season of Jersey Shore.
And the way things have been going since she returned to the spotlight, we’re guessing Snooks is currently trying to get knocked up again just so she has an excuse to take more time off.
First, Nicole was accused of victim-blaming Jen Harley after she was assaulted by Ronnie Ortiz-Magro.
The critics were absolutely right in that case, because Snooki said some awful sh-t, and she should be called out for it.
As for this latest controversy, in which Polizzi has been accused of mistreating Angelina Pivarnick?
Well — it’s a bit more complicated.
Take a look:
You heard about it for weeks.
You saw the clips online.
You wondered if the fight between Angelina and JWoww could possibly live up to all the hype… and then you were finally provided with the answer on Thursday night.
Heck yes, it could….
In retrospect, we should’ve seen this one coming.
When Angelina Pivarnick re-joined the cast of Jersey Shore, we should’ve known it would only be a matter of time before she would butt heads with Jenni Farley.
But to be fair, we never could’ve guessed that the spat would involve a pierced nipple and a failed attempt at a threesome … gotta hand it to them on that one.
Obviously, we’ve seen some vicious Shore fights over the years. This show’s cast members have never minced words, which is part of why people adore them.
Several notable brawls have involved JWoww removing her comically-oversized earrings in order to get physical. But we have never, ever seen this brutal of a verbal exchange.
Yes, it was that bad … we wish we were kidding.
Check out the footage and decide for yourself:
On Thursday night, tempers flared between two long-time Jersey Shore cast members.
During filming of the latest episode? Yes.
But also over social media during the airing of this latest episode.
As the past two installments of this MTV fran…