Jenelle Evans has made some bad choices in her time.
At this point, that’s pretty much the only kind of choice she knows how to make.
But this latest thing … it’s a doozy, even for her.
OK, so we know that Jenelle has struggled with addic…
Folks, we never thought this day would come.
Apparently, hell has frozen over and we’re living in some sort of bizarro world where up is down, black is white, and hamburgers eat people.
If you’re not sitting down, you might want to do that now.
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As we’ve discussed many times in the past, Jenelle Evans is a pathological liar.
Name an aspect of her life, and you can be certain that Jenelle has spread all kinds of BS about it.
Earlier this week, a fan asked Jenelle about her health problems…
Jenelle Evans gave up her career and reputation for David Eason. But don’t tell her that! She refuses to admit his controversial past behavior negatively affected her life and career! The former Teen Mom star hosted a Q&A session with fans on her Instagram Stories on Tuesday, and when one user popped a question about her […]
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It’s been over two years since Jenelle Evans got fired from Teen Mom 2, and for the entirety of that time, she’s been documenting the deterioration of her circumstances via Instagram and TikTok.
Now, despite the hefty paychecks she was receiving du…
Jenelle Evans and David Eason have no business owning animals of any kind.
We’ve seen proof of this over and over (and over and over, etc.).
Jenelle’s proven that she’s a terrible dog owner for years, even before David came into the picture -…
David Eason has a bit of a violent streak.
We know, we know — understatement of the year.
David seems to love hurting all kinds of things that are smaller and weaker than him, and we’ve seen evidence of that time and time again.
Jenelle Ev…
Both for her own sake, and for the well-being of her children, we hope that Jenelle Evans will eventually get the message:
For as much as she talks about returning to reality TV or getting rich from projects like the Jenelle Evans Podcast, her days…
It’s rare that we’re surprised by any news coming from the soggy patch of fetid swampland that Jenelle Evans and David Eason call home.
Usually, it’s the same reports of drunken violence, animal abuse, child negligence, etc.
So you can imagine ou…
Having already murdered his tiny family dog two years ago, it appears as if David Eason has now set his sights on a couple brand new four-legged targets.
We’d say they should run for their lives.
But these particular animals don’t move very quick…
Obviously, there’s nothing surprising about the news that David Eason has accused his baby mama of being an abusive alcoholic.
But this story comes with a shocking twist worthy of M. Night Shyamalan:
Believe it or not, David’s not talking about J…
For the past several years, Jenelle Evans has been threatening to start a podcast.
The woman has a long history on never following through with anything, but against all odds, she actually managed to get the cleverly-titled Jenelle Eason podcast of…
Against all odds, Jenelle Evans and David Eason are still together.
Sure, they went their separate ways for a while after David shot and killed the family dog, but that was to be expected.
And yes, Jenelle banged some dude from Boston after she moved to Tennessee to escape David, but these are just the things all couples go through … right?
Anyway, despite Jenelle’s abuse allegations against David and her claims that her kids are afraid of him, these two are still toughing it out.
Unfortunately, their relationship is so unhealthy that they can’t stop it from spilling over onto social media.
We’d say Jenelle should just quit Instagram and TikTok altogether, but these days it’s her only source of income.
So she continues to upload several videos a day, even though the criticism she receives in her comments seems to really, really bother her.
The latest offering from Jenelle finds her at the beach being recorded by her ever-present husband (no job means nowhere to go!).
Apparently, Jenelle didn’t expect David to start filming, but once realized what was happening, she got into it, and before long, there was a regular twerk-fest going on.
“I was so mad lmao, thanks babe,” Evans captioned the clip.
Obviously, Jenelle didn’t seem to mind — she posted the video, after all! — but some followers felt that David demonstrated a lack of proper respect for his wife.
“Did David film this? If so, girl he hates you. Simple as that,” one commenter wrote, according to UK tabloid The Sun.
“Okay, my bf thinks my fat ass is hot too, but he doesn’t channel his inner Michael Bay to make flab films,” another joked.
“Omgoodness. That was gross, a little violent, super awkward, but mostly just embarrassing. I’ve never been more embarrassed for someone in my life,” a third chimed in.
“I actually hate this song. It’s supposed to be about body positivity but says if you have a belly or a bum that you’re not pretty. What kind of message is that???” a fourth remarked.
“Ah, yes. Nothing like your husband zooming in on your ass and belly to the tune of ” I’m not pretty ” lyrics to make you feel better #thanksbabe,” a fifth added.
You get the idea.
We hope that the use of Jessia’s song was merely coincidental, but both David and Jenelle put a lot of thought into their social media posts (they have nothing but time!), so we doubt that that’s the case.
For example, when Jenelle posted a video response to the people encouraging her to get a job, she did so to the tune of Destiny’s Child’s “Bills, Bills, Bills”.
“When people tell me to get a real job. You don’t pay my bills,” Evans captioned the clip.
Now, she’s chosen quite a curious soundtrack for this video, which we think is supposed to be about body positivity.
We’re sure it all makes sense in Jenelle’s head, we’re just not sure why she feels the need to share her every thought with the world.
Jenelle Evans and David Eason are in a tough spot these days.
They’ve both been unemployed for so long that they’ve probably forgotten how to hold a job, which is a major problem, as the money from Jenelle’s TikTok dance videos isn’t gonna last for…
It’s often said that Jenelle Evans is entirely without talent.
But that’s not quite true.
Jenelle is supremely talented in the art of f–king up, and it’s an incredible thing to observe.
Literally every time we think she’s hit the rock bottom t…
Jenelle Evans and David Eason will never again star on a reality show.
Hell, Jenelle can’t even hold on to a sponsored content deal on Instagram without her reputation catching up to her!
That’s a good thing, of course, because Jenelle and David …