Jenelle Evans and David Eason live on a stretch of property that they call a farm.
But since the Easons don’t grow any crops, and the animals they raise only get slaughtered when David is pissed off, bored, drunk, or all three, the couple’s social …
Well, their public breakups might vastly outnumber the years that they’ve been together, but believe it or not, Jenelle Evans and David Eason tied the knot back on September 23, 2017.
That means if they can make it one more week without one of them burning down the she-shed with the other inside, they’ll have been married for three whole years!
Of course, if you search their wedding date, google will tell you that the Easons broke up last year (screenshot below).
Which makes sense, considering Jenelle filed for a restraining order against David and moved to another state in 2019.
Usually that sort of thing means the relationship is at an end, but for the Easons, it’s just one of many, many, many issues they’ve forced their way through in order to reach the three-year mark.
You name it, the Easons have endured it:
Assault charges, substance abuse, child neglect allegations, a murdered pet or two, more assault charges, life in a sinking swamp-house, racism scandals, more substance abuse …
We figured these two would celebrate their anniversary by killing some brain cells in the shed and then going on a racist rant against Michelle Obama together.
But these days, Jenelle has a new favorite pastime.
She’s a big, big fan of TikTok, which makes sense, as most of the users are in their teens, and thus, probably have no knowledge or clear memories of Jenelle’s many atrocities.
So Evans marked the occasion of her almost-third anniversary by posting yet another dance video to the site.
“It’s our anniversary next week, so we are celebrating now. He messed me up tho,” Evans captioned the video, as though David’s video-bomb were spontaneous.
Now, Jenelle’s TikTok dances have become the stuff of internet legend for all the wrong reasons.
Most users are of the opinion that they’re legendarily bad.
And since David is widely reviled as a dog-killing, child-bullying bigot, this short clip was one of the most roast-worthy Evans ever posted.
Which is why comments were deleted and disabled shortly after it was posted.
So unfortunately, those comments have been scrubbed from the internet.
But fortunately, Jenelle posted a second video in which she dances to the same song, and we can assume the comments on the first clip were pretty similar:
“If my husband killed my puppy I would be gone,” one viewer wrote.
“Yikes, that double-wide is gonna sink sooner than expected,” another remarked.
You get the idea.
As always, we’d like to discourage anyone from posting negative comments about Jenelle’s appearance.
If you want to go off on her for animal abuse, or her horrific dance moves, however, have at it …
It often seems that not a week goes by without Jenelle Evans and David Eason breaking up.
Critics are usually quick to dismiss these blink-and-you-miss-it separations as publicity stunts, but they fail to consider one important factor:
Both D…
Jenelle Evans and David Eason basically live in court, and it can be very difficult to keep all their charges and cases separate.
Just last month, David was in front of a judge in connection with allegations that he pistol-whipped one of Jenelle’s …
From on-camera brawls to social media feuds and legal threats, the cast of Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 sure know how to go hard.
Engagements. Breakups. Marriages. Babies.
Moments that made you cringe ’cause they were so painful, or smile ear-to-ear. Scenes that were fights, or made you fight back tears.
The franchise really does have it all, and as such, it’s become one of the most entertaining in the history of the reality TV genre.
Below, we look back at some of the MTV gang’s most explosive feuds, and however you might rank them, this much is undeniable:
Way back then. Not so way back then. Last year. Last month. Last week. Probably right now. There is no shortage of beef.
NOTE: We’ve saved the craziest for last, so we suggest that you a deep breath, sit back, grab a hat and hold the f–k onto it …
Earlier this week, David Eason posted a video himself eating a goat.
Now, people eat goat all the time, but the difference with David’s meal is that the animal had a name and was previously a beloved family pet.
So are the Easons so poor t…
If you know anything about him, you know there’s something a little … off about David Eason.
He’s violent and always angry; he’s abusive toward women and children; he’s an ignorant bigot, and it often seems as though he doesn’t care who knows it….
[Warning: Graphic Details] David Eason continues to terrify us all! On Sunday, Jenelle Evans‘ controversial off-again, on-again husband (the last we heard they are actually back together?) gave his Instagram followers a graphic review of fresh “goat nuggets” — made with the meat from their pet, Elvis. He explained to the camera before biting (inset, […]
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If you’re a grownup who eats meat, we assume you’re under no delusions about where it comes from.
You may not like to think about it, especially if you’re a lover of our four-legged friends, but until we reach the point where meat can be grown in labs, every hamburger, pork chop, and chicken cutlet was made possible by the death of an animal.
But there’s a difference between the slaughter house worker or the independent farmer who respectfully takes the life of an animal who was raised for the purposes of feeding humans … and the sadistic insanity that David Eason just posted on Instagram.
Yes, David has slaughtered another one of his children’s pets.
And his time, he documented the carnage on Instagram.
“This is a ham. It’s a butt,” David begins, as though we needed something else to make fun of him for.
After announing that he’s changed things up by devouring the ass of a different swamp creature than usual, David went on to explain that the goat is none other thsn Elvis, a pet who had lived on his since his infancy.
“It’s Elvis, the little baby we had last year,” he added.
Yes, in case the footage of a sh-tfaced David talking with his mouth full wasn’t nauseating enough, this troglodyte felt the need to add that he had taken the life of yet another of his kids’ pets.
It was just last year that Eason shot and killed the family dog — an 10-pound French bulldog puppy — prompting a CPS investigation that caused him to temporarily lose custody of his children.
His wife, Jenelle Evans, has been posting YouTube videos about how traumatic the whole experience was.
But with one 10-second Instagram clip, David just undermined all her BS and confirmed he would do it again in a heartbeat.
To be clear, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with raising your own food.
But there’s a massive difference between ethical subsistence farming and recording a video in which you drunkenly devour your kids’ pet.
“My husband is pretty country and had multiple pet goats,” one Instagram commenter wrote.
“I asked if they ever ate his goats, he was like hell no they were pets.”
The commenter continued: “My 9 year old overheard us & said they must be poor if they are eating their pet.”
And folks, it seems that 9-year-old is savvy enough to understand that he was able to piece togather reality of the Easons’ situation based on a David’s latest sad act of desperation.
We’ve known for a while that Jenelle is broke, but now we know the situation on The Land is so desperate that David feels he has no choice but to slaughter and eat a family pet.
Not only that, he’s so bored and desperate for attention, that he feels he has to document the occasion on Instagram.
Not just document it, but do so complete with a shot of the goat’s head in a trash can surrounded by beer cans.
Exactly like something out of a serial killer movie.
We know what you’re thinking — wouldn’t David have an easier time feeding his family if he were looking for a job instead of getting hammered in the middle of the day?
Couldn’t he and Jenelle go to some sort of food pantry and accept help instead of further traumatizing their children by slaughterig yet another beloved pet?
The sad fact is, there are many actions that Jenelle and David could take to improve their situation.
But they’ll never take them, because they’re garbage human beings, and the only reality show they should ever appear on is COPS.
Why did David feel the need to make this video?
Why does he take so much pleasure in psycholgically tormenting his own kids and stepchildren?
And does he not realize that blonde dye job makes him look lilke what would happen if Billuy Idol discovered meth?
We may never have the answers to all of these questions, but one thing is for certain:
When it comes to cruel, repugnant behavior, David Eason remains the absolute GOAT.
Jenelle Evans and David Eason have both broken the law many times in their lives.
Jenelle’s been arrested on all kinds of charges, mostly drug-related stuff with some assault charges thrown in to spice things up a bit.
David has been on the wrong side of the law plenty of times as well — he’s even spent some time in jail.
His arrest record includes charges of breaking and entering, larceny, and a few DUIs.
Even since they’ve been together, they’ve gotten in trouble a time or two.
But according to The Ashley’s Reality Roundup, they’re headed to court for some pretty serious matters next week
And they could have to pay up a whole lot of money if they lose …
When Jenelle Evans first regained custody of her kids back in the summer of 2019, she seemed remorseful and accepting of the fact that she would need to make some serious changes in order to ensure that the children would never be taken from her agai…
If you’re at all familiar with the nausea-inducing life of Jenelle Evans, then you’re probably aware that her husband, David Eason, is even more of a repugnant swamp monster than the Carolina Hurricane herself.
David is a racist, a homophobe, an ab…
There have been many, many times in the past when we thought Jenelle Evans had finally gone off the deep end.
But with her latest YouTube video, Jenelle has left little doubt that she’s reached the point of instability where she now represents a threat to herself and those around her.
Last month, Evans revealed that she joined QAnon, an organization for paranoid conspiracy theorists.
That same week, she began promising a series of videos in which she would “expose” her “enemies” — a group that includes MTV and Child Protective Services.
Now, the first installment in this series has been posted to Jenelle’s YouTube page, and the contents of the video are deeply disturbing, to say the very least.
Take a look:
So David Eason is trash, just pure human garbage, and pretty much everyone who is aware of his existence knows this.
The only “fans” David has are the people who share his backwards beliefs. Thankfully he doesn’t have too many of them.
Thirsty groupie-mistress Britt notwithstanding.
But still, no matter what this knuckle-dragger says or does, Jenelle Evans seems absolutely determined to stand by him.
And you really just have to see all this nonsense she spewed in her latest misguided attempt to make people like him …
You almost have to respect the fact that Jenelle Evans and David Eason keep coming up with new and interesting ways to show the world how awful they are.
Note that we said “almost.”
Jenelle was fired from Teen Mom 2 over a year ago, and David…
We don’t have time to go into all the absolutely insane things that QAnon adherents believe, but suffice it to say, it’s a social media “movement” that preys on the under-educated, the ill-informed, and the chronically unemployed who are bored enough…