Hannah Ann Sluss Compares Peter Weber’s Manhood to Cauliflower

Hannah Ann Sluss has something to say about Peter Weber’s… you-know-what.

In a manner of speaking, that is.

The former Bachelor suitor was a guest this week on Kaitlyn Bristowe’s “Off the Vine” podcast when she was asked about Weber, to whom she was engaged for just a few weeks.

After accepting the pilot’s proposal on the season 24 finale, however, Sluss was unceremoniously dumped because Peter said his heart wasn’t really into their relationship any longer.

Sluss has since said some unflattering things about Weber (such a mama’s boy loser!) – and has now done so again amid rumors that Weber has been boning Kelley Flanagan.

In unexpected fashion.

“The vegetable that represents Peter’s manhood would be cauliflower because it has no taste,” the 23-year-old told Bristowe yesterday, explaining her basis here as follows:

“Because cauliflower needs, like, a lot of flavor, it needs a lot. It’s just bland.”

To be clear, Sluss isn’t referring to Weber’s penis… we don’t think, at least.

She’s referring to Peter’s general attitude and behavior… we think.

Weber ended his engagement to Sluss because he still had feelings for runner-up Madison Prewett, who actually left the finale on her own accord and then dated Peter for about 48 hours after the season ended.

It was all a giant mess.

And it’s only been made more messy of late, as speculation swirls over Weber and Flanagan’s romantic status.

Sluss, however, did emphasize that fans underestimated the serious nature of her relationship with the perpetual f-ck boi.

“After we got engaged and then I found out about me being the only girl left, I thought, ‘Oh, this is going to be hard to work through,’” Hannah Ann explained to Bristowe.

“But I was very committed to making it work. … Viewers missed out on seeing our connection and seeing, you know, how in love we were at that time…”

“Our breakup definitely didn’t come out of nowhere.”

But it did take place before The Bachelor actually aired, of course, as episodes were filmed several months ago.

This presented a challenge to Sluss.

“I’m, like, grieving the loss of the future I thought I had with him,” she said of watching the season as it aired, adding:

“And no one can know about it. No one can know that everyday I’m hurting … I’ll be out to lunch with my friends and go to the bathroom and just cry and pretend like everything’s fine…”

“I felt so betrayed by him.”

Weber, for his part, also opened up to Bristowe earlier this week, telling the Season 11 Bachelorette that he and Sluss didn’t “challenge” each other enough.

We bet Hannah Ann loved to hear that.

As for Flanagan?

“We have just been enjoying each other’s time and company, I love being around her,” Pilot Pete told Bristowe.

“She’s been so amazing, so patient with me. It’s exactly … what I needed in this kind of situation and I’m so grateful for her.”

Hannah Ann Sluss: I’m Furious that Peter is Boning Kelley, But Not Surprised!

It now appears that Peter Weber is totally boning Kelley Flanagan while the two “shelter in place” together.

What does his ex, Hannah Ann, think of all of this?

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Right before Chicago’s controversial mayor made noise about shutting down public parks and Illinois’ statewide stay-at-home order …

… Peter and Kelley were spotted looking cozy and way closer than six feet apart.

The photographs went everywhere, and Hannah Ann deleted every single photo of Peter from her Instagram in a public display of … something.

Is she angry? Is she bitter? Or is she just plain tired of seeing Peter’s face?

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Remember David Spade? From the ’90s? The last that we heard from him, he was feuding with Danielle Bregoli.

Anyway, Hannah Ann Sluss did an interview with him on Lights Out With David Spade.

It’s sort of awkward and, by its own admission, the video quality is rough, but that’s what happens when you livestream from house to house.

After touching on moving to L.A. just before a pandemic, Hannah Ann touches on Peter and Kelley.

When David brings up Peter, Hannah Ann’s thoughts betray her.

She lets out an audible “ugh,” though neither she nor her host acknowledge that.

“When I saw the pictures,” Hannah Ann says, “I really wasn’t that surprised by it.”

“I mean, I’ve moved on,” she reasons. “Peter’s moved on.”

Hannah Ann affirms that, as exes, “we’re both able to do what we want.”

‘Also, in regards to Kelley, I met her through the show,” she points out.

“We were friends,” Hannah Ann notes, “and we were dating the same guy.”

So it’s a little different than how some might feel about seeing an ex with a friend.

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“So me seeing her with someone that I had dated,” Hannah begins to explain.

She continues: “it doesn’t really make me as upset.”

That makes sense.

For those of us who’ve never dated on reality TV, it’s like seeing a friend date an ex … but if you all met during a threesome. Or whatever.

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Hannah Ann then ambiguously concludes with: “if it wasn’t for any other circumstance.”

So it sounds like other circumstances (what with Peter being a f–kboi) have made her more upset than she would normally be.

Honestly? That is very fair.

She’s entitled to feel miffed after Peter’s indecisiveness played games with her feelings, and the emotions of several other women.

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“I mean, they can choose to do what they want to do,” Hannah Ann affirms.

Mostly, she is glad that she feels like she has closure on the whole mess.

“I’m just glad that I’m out of, like, the love triangle — square,” she jokes. “It’s square, now.”

Peter may continue to add vertices to that love polygon. 

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But Hannah Ann doesn’t plan to be one of them.

Instead, she is focused upon making sure that she remains safe and well-supplied during this coronavirus pandemic.

This is her first time living in her own apartment in L.A., and it’s turning out to be a very different experience than she had expected.

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Hannah Ann Sluss on Peter Weber: This F–k Boi …

Peter Weber made a living as a pilot, prior to striking it rich as a reality star on The Bachelor.

And this profession is proving to be more and more apt as times goes by …

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… because Weber is simply flying through his Season 24 suitors!

Last summer, of course, Weber had massive amounts of windmill sex with Hannah Brown on The Bachelorette.

Then he got down on one knee and proposed to Hannah Ann Sluss on 2020’s dramatic finale of The Bachelor.

But then, as predicted, he split from Sluss after a few weeks because his heart wasn’t into their engagement …

… because it obviously still belonged to this season’s second-place finisher, the virginal Madison Prewett.

So, what did Weber do from there?

After Chris Harrison played matchmaker, Peter asked Madison (above) out on ABC’s After the Final Rose special.

The two of them became a much-buzzed-about celebrity couple – for a total of two g-d damn days before splitting.

Weber and Prewett, to their credit, both handled the breakup maturely and very amicably on social media. BUT …

A few days ago, not even three weeks after all this played out, Weber was spotted out and about with Kelley Flanagan (above).

Yes, another girl from the show.

She didn’t even make it to hometown dates, but a few weeks prior to this, rumors had sprung up that Weber actually had gotten Flanagan pregnant. Untrue, but man, this dude gets around.

While Peter and Kelly (above) aren’t having any children (that we know of), they are having fun together.

By all accounts, they’ve started dating, or at least “hanging out” a.k.a. drinking and banging each other.

Not surprisingly, Hannah Ann Sluss is just as blindsided – and baffled – by this turn of events as you are.

Sluss (above) told Nick Viall on Instagram Live after photos surfaced this week of Weber and Flanagan in Chicago:

“I was completely blindsided by a lot, if it has been going on all along that would be very sneaky.”

“Maybe it will work out for them and he will be decisive about her.”

1. Yeah, right; 2. How long until Nick tries to bang Hannah?

Anyway, says an onlooker about Weber: “Peter was vibing and it seemed like, at one point, Kelley had his leg in her lap.”

Peter Weber: Vibing through Bachelor Nation like a madman.

Sluss, to her credit, has taken the high road, yet is no shrinking violent when it comes to telling Peter exactly what she thinks.

After previously saying that Peter is a phony who just tells women what they want to hear, Hannah Ann told Viall:

“Honestly, when I saw [Peter and Kelly together], I wasn’t really surprised, because that’s been the pattern.”

“Everything going in all directions.”

After all, as we discussed above, dude’s gone from Hannah Brown, to Hannah Ann… to Madison… and now to Kelley.

Sluss also liked multiple tweets this week shading her ex, one of which called hilariously labeled him a “f–k-boi.”

In his defense, we guess, Weber has never been shy or guarded about who he is. Even his mother knows this. 

My son f–ks, Madison.

Yet, as Bachelor Nation will also recall, Hannah Ann committed to him in ways he said were reciprocal, but were not.

She confronted Peter over his inability to commit to just one woman:

“Peter, we’ve been through a lot together, and I should have really picked up on the first red flag to give to me, when you wanted to reach out to Hannah Brown to find closure with her…”

“So looking back on it, our engagement involved three women, me, you still being in love with Madison and proposing to me, and your need for closure with Hannah Brown.”

“That is three women involved in our engagement.”

Hannah Ann was justifiably sad about him taking her first engagement, but at the same time, she dodged a bullet.

The popular star has already deleted all photos with Peter from her Instagram and she says she’s already dating.

Or at least, she will be.

“I’m getting to know lots of different people, but I will say there is one person in particular that I’m excited to go on a date with after [the coronavirus pandemic] is over with,” she told Viall, concluding:

“Really excited about it.”

Lucky guy.