No one ever claimed that Jenelle Evans and David Eason were the sharpest tools in the shed, but we can’t say we expected these latest shenanigans.

At this point, the Easons have both been unemployed for so long that they’ve probably forgotten what it’s like to have a job.

With their kids in school year-round, these two have a lot of time on their hands, but as anyone who follows them on social media can tell, they ain’t spending it reading!

But that’s not to say that there’s no deep thought taking place on the Land:

Case in point, David arose before dawn recently to contemplate the mysteries of the universe:

“Now, I’m not gonna necessarily say that I believe in the flat Earth theory,” Eason said on TikTok … before going on to reveal that he 100 percent believes in the flat Earth theory.

“Let’s do a little test here,” Eason continued.

David proceeded to show how the moon was the “same distance above the trees” at 5 am as the sun was 12 hours later around 5 pm.

This, apparently, is evidence that every major scientist who’s lived and studied during the past 500 years is wrong, and the Earth is indeed flat, a fact that has now been proven by an unemployed deadbeat dad with a TikTok account.

“If I can see the moon all night, plus half of the day, that would mean that the opposite side of the earth only sees the moon for half the night,” Eason theorized.

“It’s just weird to me. Is it to you?” he asked his audience.

David went on to clarify that he’s “not a scientist,” in case that wasn’t abundantly clear.

Now, Jenelle goes along with David’s racism, and she’s usually quick to cosign his ignorance in all of its myriad forms.

But even she had to call him out this time, commenting, “Nope” alongside two laughing emojis.

Jenelle, of course, went easy on this doofus, but the other commenters were not so forgiving:

“Did you even complete elementary school?!?” one person asked, according to UK tabloid The Sun.

“I just lost brains cells watching this! Like what are you babbling about?” another inquired.

“It has to do with the reflection of light and a lot of other things. I don’t feel like looking it up!” a third chimed in.

“You would think he would be much less skeptical about the easily explained physics of the moon,” a fourth observed.

By now, you probably get the point about how badly David got roasted for his lunatic ramblings.

But we’re having fun here, so let’s check out a few more:

“Now I’m not gonna say I’m a flat earther.. but yes I am going to say that,” one commenter wrote, inspired by David’s goofy intro.

“Jesus God David. I feel much stupider after having to bear witness to your a–hattery. F-ck me. You’re like a cartoon character,” another opined.

“He’s ramping up his edge lord content for clicks, money must be extra tight on The Land. A storm’s a brewing,” yet another suggested.

Now, we don’t know if there’s any truth to that theory, but it’s certainly more plausible than David’s musings about space.

Jenelle and David have been broke for a while, but somehow, they always manage to put food on the table.

Of course, they’re eternally one TikTok suspension away from being forced to get real jobs.

And that could be why Eason has been going extra-bonkers on his page lately — it’s the deadbeat version of working overtime!

Folks, Jenelle Evans and David Eason want your attention again.

Now, just about everyone who posts anything on social media wants your attention, but most of them aren’t trying to make a living from their content.

But Jenelle and David haven’t wo…

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When Jenelle Evans got fired from MTV back in 2019, she vowed that she would never again have anything to do with the network that made her famous.

Two years and a whole lot of financial problems later, however, Ms. Evans is singing a very differen…

There are countless reasons to dislike Jenelle Evans, and they run the gamut legitimate to petty.

People who take issue with Jenelle’s bigotry or the many allegations of child and animal abuse that have been directed at her over the years?

Yeah, they’re on the “legit” side of the spectrum.

People who make fun of Jenelle’s appearance?

Well, they’ve gone way past “petty” and entered “stooping to her level” territory.

There’s never a reason to bully anyone about their appearance, even if that person seems to have no problem bullying others.

Somewhere in between those two extremes are concerns about Jenelle’s alleged alcoholism.

Normally, we’d say if you’re not personally affected by someone’s substance consumption, then you should probably not worry about it.

But it wasn’t all that long ago that Jenelle had her kids taken away as a result of her failure to provide them with a safe, stable environment.

She told a judge that her kids are afraid of David Eason, so she should probably stay relatively sober in order to keep an eye on that situation.

And then there are Jenelle’s health problems, which range from esophageal spasms to back and neck problems so bad that she’s unable to get out of bed some days (or so she claims).

Her problems could be caused or at least exacerbated by heavy alcohol consumption, so it’s not hard to see why fans might be concerned.

And just this week, Jenelle admitted that the issues with her throat are at least partially the result of her hard seltzer consumption.

More on that later.

So yeah, it’s not hard to see why Jenelle’s boozing is mentioned in the comments so frequently, and it would be easy for her to assure her fans that she’s drinking in a moderate, responsible way, with the approval of her doctors.

Instead, she made a video that basically confirms what her critics have been saying the whole time.

Jenelle rarely creates any original content, instead she just mouths words over other people’s original audio.

“When it comes to a drink, I’mma have it,” Evans lip-synced in her latest clip, proudly hoisting a beer in case there was any doubt that she was referring to her well-known love of booze.

Now, nothing that Jenelle posts is actually funny, but we understand what she was going for here.

She was trying to shrug off the alcoholism claims with a wine mom-style joke — but those don’t really work when you have a long history of addiction, and you freely admit that your drinking has recently caused you physical harm.

“Half way through the stutter, I was really thinking it was gonna be a white claw,” one user commented, referring to the fact that Evans was sipping a Corona.

“Yeah… Can’t drink them anymore. Messes up my esophagus BIG TIME,” Evans replied.

Naturally, folks on Reddit had a field day with that one.

“every time you get choked up on your sweetened up alcohol, it’s not an ‘esphagial (sp) spasm’ maybe you’re just drinking too much. trust me. been there,” one person wrote, according to Heavy.

“I feel like she has acid reflex/heartburn and just keeps calling is esophagus spasms lol,” another added.

“You would think she would’ve realize this prior to constantly drinking them 24/7. Like no shit Sherlock,” a third chimed in.

All of this comes amid new rumors that Jenelle is broke, sparked by a recent post in which she complained about her bad credit.

“Jenelle was making six figures. How you can make that much money and still have bad credit is astounding to me,” one person commented.

The operative word there is “was.”

Jenelle and David were both making six figures at the world’s easiest job, but MTV wisely fired both of them several years ago.

These days, the only thing standing between Jenelle and poverty is her social media following, whom she’s constantly at war with.

We don’t pretend to know what’s causing all of Jenelle’s problems, but she’s definitely gonna want to make some changes ASAP.

It’s been over two years since Jenelle Evans got fired from Teen Mom 2, and she and husband David Eason both remain unemployed.

In a way, we’re sympathetic.

Job prospects in their area must look rather bleak for two people who were previously ear…

At this point, David Eason has been unemployed for so long that he probably forgot what it’s like to leave his house with any regularity.

Spending every hour of every day under the same roof as Jenelle Evans would be enough to drive anyone insane, …