Farrah Abraham: Accused of Animal Abuse AGAIN!

Farrah Abraham is awful for a lot of reasons.

Like, if you could come up with a list of everything she’s ever said and done along with a list of every single quality she has?

That would probably cover it.

But since we don’t have the time or the stomach to do that, let’s just focus on one aspect of her awfulness for today.

Today, we can talk about the way she treats animals — it works, considering how she’s receiving so much hate for this heartbreaking new video she shared of her dogs …

1. So Much History

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Farrah has never been the best at being a pet owner.

2. Well …

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And honestly, it’s mostly just because she’s real dumb about it.

3. Memories

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We saw her get several dogs during her time on Teen Mom, and it just never went well.

4. Classic Farrah

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Remember when she would put baby diapers on her dogs so they would just use those instead of peeing on the floor?

5. Um

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Or when she would hold her dogs over a toilet and try to tell it to pee?

6. A Mystery

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We don’t know if Farrah had genuinely never heard of the concept of taking your dog outside to do its business or if she just didn’t understand it, but the girl struggled, that’s for sure.

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Farrah Abraham Makes Fun of Coronavirus, is Still the Literal Worst

So hey, you know how Farrah Abraham is real dumb and awful?

Yeah, that’s what we’re going to be talking about today.

Farrah’s kind of totally awful for many reasons, and nobody has time to sit and recount every single one of them.

Instead, let’s just focus on the former Teen Mom star’s attitude and knowledge of politics and current events.

If you keep up with Abraham at all, then you’ve probably figured out by now that she’s a big Trump fan.

This diehard member of MAGA Nation endorsed the Trumpster bigly when he was running for president the first time.

In 2016, she posed in a Wonder Woman costume and telling anyone who would listen to “grab life by the p-ssy.”

She’s been on board ever since, ripping apart those who find fault in Trump’s handling of international crises in 2020.

Specifically, Farrah went after citizens who dare to suggest that Trump is clueless when it comes to the coronavirus.

A lot of people are terrified of the virus, and it doesn’t help that Trump has made cuts to the programs that could have helped or that he placed Mike Pence in charge of handling it all, which … come on.

But at least one constituent is grateful for Trump’s efforts in keeping the country safe. Farrah tweeted, “Thanks Trump for keeping us safe unlike the Democrats who want to be killed I guess by China.”

“All Democrats go live in China and die,” she added, eloquently.

That was obviously a vile thing to say, and she got a lot of hate for it.

But hate equals attention, and like her favorite POTUS, Farrah thrives on attention, so of course she’s trying to keep that train going.

She shared a new video yesterday, and … well, here it is:

That’s Farrah, 28, and Sophia Abraham, 11, raiding Target for supplies she thinks they need to survive the coronavirus.

She shows the shelves where the disinfectant wipes are usually kept, and there are only a few left due to the crisis.

But Farrah, budding actress that she is, proceeded to freak out for her little video, going “Oh my god, they’re all gone!”

“Oh my god, they’re all gone, oh my god!”

She climbs up on a shelf to get some disinfectant spray, and you can hear a nervous-sounding store employee offer to help her.

Nah, bish, Farrah’s got this – she has a video to make!

“I’m kind of disappointed as a mom that I only got like 20 bottles of Lysol,” she complains. “I should have gotten a whole cart!”

She also got disposable gloves, Advil “for the fever,” and eye drops and mouthwash, because that’ll totally help, right?

“I’m gonna survive corona!” she declares triumphantly.

Bad as this sounds to read about, you have to watch the video above to really grasp how obnoxious she’s being here.

To quote the legendary Keeping Up with the Kardashians star Kourtney Kardashian, “There’s people that are dying.”

It’s tasteless to joke about this kind of thing. Even worse if you can’t make your quote-unquote jokes remotely funny.

And, once again, no one is here for this.

She’s limited the comments on the video, but only after several followers were allowed to get some good jabs in.

One notable response: “Only Farrah would try to exploit this virus!!!! Anything for a buck and to stay relevant!!!”

“Honestly she has nothing better to do,” another wrote.

“This no joke ppl ar [sic] actually dying from the virus and as usual she makes her stupid videos ….”

“She don’t care about coronavirus she really thought people seeing her buy Lysol would be so funny,” another fan said.

And one person summed it up well with:

“More embarrassing crap from Farrah. Just don’t got it girl. It’s always so awkward when you try to be funny or witty.”

We’d like to imagine that she read these comments and perhaps learned something about herself, but … yeah.

At this point, we’re pretty sure that self-reflection from Teen Mom franchise’s top Camgirl and escort ain’t happening.

Instead, she’ll just call these people haters and go on to look for the next opportunity to make a fool of herself.

That’s our girl. 

David Eason: Nugget Sucked! Sure Hope My New Dog Doesn’t Maim My Kid!

After a good few years now of being aware of David Eason’s existence, we’re pretty confident in saying this:

The guy has zero redeeming qualities.

It’s just all awful, everything about him.

He’s controlling, bigoted, aggressive, and obnoxious.

According to some 911 calls from Jenelle and her statements in court last fall, he’s abusive to both her and her children.

And who could forget when he brutally killed Jenelle’s dog last year? 

Of course you remember what happened – Jenelle had a tiny little French bulldog named Nugget that she seemed to love very much, and they never bothered to teach their young children how to treat animals.

When little Ensley played a little too rough, Nugget gave her a little warning nip.

At that point, David thought an appropriate reaction to that would be to drag the dog outside and shoot it with a shotgun.

Several reports alleged that the Teen Mom 2 terror beat the dog before killing it, perhaps in front of the children.

Police opened an investigation and CPS officials temporarily removed the children from the couple’s home.

Of course, there were no permanent consequences.

These things don’t stick except in very unusual situations, and Jenelle is more than happy to cover for David.

As such, it was swept under the rug … and they now own two large dogs – a Goldendoodle and an Anatolian Shepherd.

And judging by this series of videos David recently shared, it’s clear that no one learned anything from what happened to poor Nugget.

In the videos, the couple’s three-year-old daughter Ensley can be seen sitting next to the shepherd, hugging and kissing it.

David keeps encouraging her, because of course he does.

She lays on the dog, pulls at its skin, and almost pokes it in the eye a few times, and David still seems incapable of just telling her to be gentle.

We’re not dog experts, but this one doesn’t seem to be terribly bothered by her, although it doesn’t seemed thrilled either, but after what happened with Nugget, you’d think they’d be a bit more cautious, right?

But according to David’s caption, Nugget was just a bad dog.

“Dogs are meant to be loved on, kissed in the face and tolerant of children’s behavior,” he wrote.

“Junior is such a gentle, loving boy like all dogs should be!”

Because of all of this, and also because Jenelle’s recent announcement that she got another dog (the Goldendoodle named Rosey), people have been doing their best to get the dogs taken away.

As one person wrote on Instagram, “I’ve been calling animal control in Columbus County all day!”

“This is crazy for Jenelle to have another dog! I will call until they block my number!”

Other people have been reaching out to the ASPCA, begging concerned citizens there to intervene somehow.

Unfortunately, that seems pretty unlikely.

Despite their track record, they’ll almost certainly be able to keep the dogs, plus get more if they choose.

Sure, one might “run away” from time to time, or they might have to “get another home” for one for some issue or another.

And if one of them attacks Ensley, well then David will just “take care of it” like the good country boy he is.

Disturbing, right?

Kailyn Lowry and Briana DeJesus: The Feud is ON, and Nastier Than Ever!

Kailyn Lowry and Briana DeJesus are not friends.

In fact, they are the opposite of friends.

But after the great Javi drama from a couple of years ago, they’ve pretty much just ignored each other.

Until now, that is!

Something happened between these two ladies, and now a fight is being planned at the next reunion — for real.

So what’s going on?!

1. Ah, Memories

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Kailyn and Briana never really had a friendship, but as we all remember, they became mortal enemies in 2017 when Briana started dating Kailyn’s ex-husband, Javi Marroquin.

2. The Reason?

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Kailyn insisted she wasn’t jealous of their relationship, she just had a problem with the way they went about it — they did try to hide it a bit at the beginning, and Kailyn didn’t appreciate it.

3. Not Having It

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All of this happened right around the time of the taping of that season’s reunion, and the ladies had a bit of an argument. Nothing physical — just words (that time).

4. Getting Worse

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Over the next few months, they started disliking each other more and more, so much that even when Javi and Briana broke up, they kept things going.

5. Javi, Javi, Javi …

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It didn’t help that there was a short period of time when Javi was hooking up with both of them, plus his current girlfriend, Lauren.

6. So Many Feelings

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Things were so tense that at the next reunion, filmed in May of 2018, things DID get physical.

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David Eason: Back to Abusing Kaiser ALREADY?!

David Eason is an awful human being.

So awful that we’ve often wondered if he’s an actual human being and not just a garbage can animated by an evil curse.

One of the worst things about him is the way he treats Kaiser, his wife’s son from her relationship with Nathan Griffith.

From the beginning, he’s always been a bit off with him, to put it mildly.

Remember the scene from his early days on Teen Mom 2 when he and Jenelle took Kaiser out on a boat and he didn’t have a great time because he was two years old?

David called him a screaming little bitch and he and Jenelle both treated him like he was ruining their day.

As time went on, things only got worse.

At one point, Kaiser’s grandma (Doris, Nathan’s mother, not dear Barbara) tried to get emergency custody of him, claiming that he’d told her that David was abusive to him.

She made all kinds of stunning claims in court – she said that she’d witnessed David and Jenelle neglecting all the kids, and she even said that Kaiser had told her that David had punched him.

Doris and Nathan (pictured above, with the boy) ultimately lost that battle.

She wasn’t able to continue the court battle, so Kaiser never left.

Several months later, Kaiser was having a visit with Nathan, and Nathan refused to give him back to Jenelle because he believed David had been hurting him again.

Police and CPS got involved, and Nathan did get to keep Kaiser for a bit longer, but eventually he was ordered to return him to Jenelle.

Let’s see … and then last year, Nathan shared photos of some pretty bad bruises on Kaiser’s backside.

He said that Kaiser had told him that David had beaten him with a stick, but then Jenelle turned around and said that Nathan was the one abusing Kaiser.

Meaning that they both agreed that Kaiser was being abused, which is really just horrible to hear.

Nathan vowed to fight for custody, but soon after that, David killed Jenelle’s dog and CPS gave him temporary custody anyway.

Of course, that didn’t last long either.

Back to Jenelle he went, and the whirlwind continued with its most stunning twist yet:

In October, Jenelle left David, and she took Kaiser and Ensley with her – she also quickly got a restraining order against David, apparently by providing proof that he’d abused both her and Kaiser.

She said in court that once David had locked Kaiser in a car and refused to let him out, even when he was crying.

But now that she’s back with David, she’s saying that never happened –  that no one had ever abused Kaiser at all, period.

It’s all so sad, right?

And it’s about to get even sadder.

One would think that David would be on his best behavior right now, right?

Apparently, not so much.

David has been doing this weird thing for the past few days where he’s been sort of teasing his social media followers by posting videos that on the surface are no big deal, but when you know the context, they’re not great.

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Like over the weekend he shared a video of Ensley tugging on one of their dogs – knowing that everyone knows the reason he killed Nugget last year was because he “nipped” at the little girl.

Because she was “being too rough,” Nugget had to die.

Pretty messed up to taunt people with videos like that. And then yesterday, he shared a video of Kaiser on his Instagram story.

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In the video, Kaiser is sleeping in his car seat, and David starts poking some hard plastic thing in his ear.

Since the poor kid is sleeping, he swats it away a few times, but David is persistent.

Finally, Kaiser sits up and yells “Stop touching me!”

And David laughs.

Like we said, on the surface, this may not seem like a big deal. A lot of people tease kids like this, and a lot of times it’s harmless.

But when you consider how he’s always treated the kid, and everything he’s allegedly done to him … it’s a bit darker than that, right?

Poor, poor Kaiser …

Kailyn Lowry Poses Nude While Pregnant with Fourth Child!!!

Well.

Well, well, well.

Kailyn Lowry has a little something for us today, friends. And honestly, you’re probably not even going to believe it.

OK, so we all know that Kailyn is currently pregnant, right?

She’s due at the end of July, which means she’s a little over four months along now, and she’s having another boy.

The father of this baby, despite many rumors to the contrary, is Chris Lopez, who is also the father of her third child, Lux.

He’s also allegedly been abusive towards Kailyn, enough that she felt the need to file an order of protection against him.

That was after he was arrested twice in October, which, if you’re keeping track, would be around when she conceived.

It’s kind of a mess, right? That would be putting it mildly.

But hold on, because it’s about to get even weirder.

Several months ago, Kail planned a trip to Iceland with friends, and even though she went and got pregnant, she kept her plans.

Which is fine, although some people have been criticizing her for traveling at all while coronavirus is a thing, but that’s neither here nor there.

Because what’s here, what we’re talking about today, trumps everything.

The Teen Mom 2 star posed nude again, y’all!

But what’s more, she posed nude for what is probably the most bizarre maternity shoot we’ve ever seen.

A shoot which made it onto Instagram for the briefest of iconic moments in time earlier this afternoon.

Below is the NSFW photo in all its glory. 

RIGHT?!?!

There’s just so much going on here, isn’t there?

For one, usually maternity photos are done further along in a pregnancy, when the baby bump is big and round and unmistakable.

In this photo, she’s barely even got a bump at all.

It could honestly be a post-dinner photo shoot, like the kind that celebrity gossip sites start pregnancy rumors over all the time.

Second of all … those boots though.

We’re sure she didn’t want to be barefoot in that barn, but it’s just a weird image seeing a woman buck ass naked … posing in big cozy winter boots.

And then there’s the horse.

Why does the horse have to be there? 

We get that it would be weird to do a photo shoot where you’re just naked in a barn by yourself and we could maybe understand the thought process that a horse would help the situation.

In practice, though, it just doesn’t.

Moreover, why is the horse’s face so close to her crotch?

It feels like she just visited this horse’s home and someone said “Hey, you know what would be a cool picture?” and no one stepped in to offer up the least little bit of sense about it all.

Which is wild, because after she shared the photo, literally no one understood it.

The comments on her post were full of confusion – there was a little bit of body-shaming, which obviously isn’t cool.\

For the most part, though, people just seemed to be absolutely legit bewildered as to what TF was going on.

We would share some of those comments, but Kailyn removed the instantly iconic photo shortly after posting it.

It’s sad, because she looks fine and all.

If she’d waited until later in the pregnancy to do something like this in a different setting, it might’ve been one thing.

Sure, the boots, barn and horse aspects are still eye-popping, but the reaction probably would’ve been a bit different.

But as it stands … girl, what is this?

Farrah Abraham: All of You Democrats Can Go Ahead and DIE!

Farrah Abraham is not a bright person.

That’s not mean, that’s the truth.

The things she says and the way she says them are just not good, ever.

She can be rude, offensive, and hateful – and that’s just on the rare occasion that she makes an ounce of sense in the first place.

Yep, she’s always awful, but this time, man alive, the Teen Mom OG legend and sometime cam girl / escort really outdid herself.

After all, Farrah may be nothing if not outspoken, but it’s not often that even she wishes death upon millions of people …

1. The Truth

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Farrah is dumb and everyone knows it. If you know who she is, then you know that about her. That’s just the way it is.

2. Oh Cool

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But a lesser-known fact — it’s still pretty well-known, but like we said literally everyone knows about the dumb thing, so this is just lesser-known in comparison — is that she’s a big fan of Donald Trump.

3. Well …

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And yes, we know those two little facts about Farrah are closely related, but bear with us, OK?

4. Yikes

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Farrah endorsed Trump back when he was first running for president — who could forget her official statement of “Grab life by the p-ssy, bitch”?

5. Sure

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And after he won the election, she said “I’m so happy he’s our president! And you know what? My businesses are booming even better so because of him. So thank you President Donald Trump.”

6. Wild

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Like, she’s so into him that she’s even paid a visit to Mar-a-Lago, Trump’s Florida estate, and while she was there she posted a selfie on Instagram and wrote “love my president” in the caption. It’s serious.

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Jenelle Evans Defends Choice to Get Another Dog, Gets So Much Hate Anyway

Jenelle Evans has made some bad decisions in her life.

Like, really, there have been some real doozies.

We could sit here all day, literally, listing those bad choices, but instead we’ll just focus on her latest one.

Because the girl honestly thought that it would be OK to get a new dog after David Eason murdered poor Nugget just last April.

1. Dang It, Jenelle

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Jenelle has really done it this time.

2. But First!

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But before we really get into what she did, let’s just do the quickest of recaps, OK?

3. RIP Nugget

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Last year she had a French bulldog puppy named Nugget. David killed the dog after it allegedly bit Ensley, and when people found out about that, all hell broke loose.

4. Good

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Police opened an investigation, CPS temporarily removed the kids from the home, and MTV fired Jenelle (they’d already fired David a while ago for that nasty homophobic Twitter rant from a few years ago).

5. Sad

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Eventually the investigation was closed and the kids came home, but it still seems like MTV isn’t interested in working with Jenelle anymore, which is a big deal, because she’s honestly never going to get a job that pays nearly that well again.

6. Bye

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And because of the stress of all of that (and also the alleged abuse Jenelle and the kids suffered at the hands of David), Jenelle announced in October that her marriage was over.

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David Eason Shares Bizarre Nude Video of Jenelle Evans: What’s Happening on The Land?!

David Eason is like one big walking, talking red flag.

You know it, we know, it everyone knows it.

Does he even have any redeemable qualities? Because we’ve all been aware of him for a good few years now, and not a one has shown itself.

For his latest act of awfulness, please allow us to present this seriously uncomfortably, super sketchy video of Jenelle that he saw fit to share with the world.

1. Ugh

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So hey, did you hear the bad news? Jenelle and David are a thing again.

2. WHY?!

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Yep, after he killed her dog, allegedly abused her and her children, and got her fired from her ridiculously high-paying job, she’s taken him back.

3. So Sad

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It’s unfortunate because she did manage to leave — back in October, she grabbed Kaiser and Ensley and moved to an apartment all the way in Nashville.

4. Moving On

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She got a restraining order against him after providing proof that he’d been abusive and claiming that she feared for her life, and she even had a fling with another guy. She was all set.

5. Noooo

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But in January, she suddenly dropped the restraining order, explaining that she wanted Ensley and David to be able to spend time together.

6. Naturally

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Soon after that (like within a day or two), they were photographed together, walking around town with Ensley.

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Jenelle Evans: FINE, It’s True, I’m Back with David Eason!

Jenelle Evans’ love life has always been a disaster, but her relationship with David Eason?

It’s a whole new kind of monster.

Her mother, dear Barbara, once said that David is the worst guy she’s ever been with, and from what we’ve seen, we’d have to agree.

But still, despite everything, Jenelle just can’t seem to quit him.

1. Facts Only

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David is a terrible person. There are heaps and heaps of evidence of this.

2. So Scary

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Before he even got with Jenelle, he was accused of doing some pretty horrendous things to a former girlfriend — and from the things he’s done since entering the Teen Mom universe, it’s not exactly difficult to believe those accusations are true.

3. Gross

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We’ve seen David yell at Jenelle’s kids and call them names, we’ve seen him go off the rails about guns, we’ve heard Jenelle cry hysterically to a 911 operator as she claimed he assaulted her.

4. Poor Nugget

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We know he killed Jenelle’s dog, poor little Nugget, and that local officials thought the situation was so dire that they immediately removed all the kids from their home.

5. Oh, Kaiser …

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Nathan has accused him more than once of physically abusing Kaiser — he’s said that Kaiser has told him that he’s hit him with a stick and punched him in the head.

6. Good Riddance

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On top of all of that, he’s also seriously homophobic. Like, so homophobic that it got him fired from Teen Mom 2.

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